Would you put your resumé into Excel, or put Excel into your resumé? And what colours would you use – the background could be important! currently operating under the assumption that the background colors of my excel spreadsheet greatly affects its effectiveness. nothing beats good old fashioned excel if you know how to code it…

Yes, that fan sound is frightening, knowing that Excel could crash at any time. Make a pivot table, and you’ll feel beastly again. I have only written two lines of Excel automation code and already my will to live is struggling under the onslaught. Must be a better way. Sometimes it’s good to make your…

Should you learn C? Relearn VB? Or will you just stick with Excel? Whatever you decide, bring on the coffee. Is it possible to go blind from an inefficient rainbow like excel spreadsheet from a client? I think it’s happening Do you ever spend hrs on an Excel sheet, not quite sure what you’re going…

If you’re providing Excel help at the local bar, don’t drink too much! You’ll end up putting in faulty VLOOKUPs, or getting into a crash (and not the Excel kind). It seems the only way to speed up this system today would be to code excel from scratch #itsatadslooooooow Has anyone actually built an Excel…

Is that the icy-cold grip of Excel you’re feeling, or just a winter storm headed your way? Apparently I’m a "gorgeous star"… Guys are so lovely when they want me to tackle some advanced MS Excel work! add some more macros or a pivot table, everyone loves a pivot table A heated wheat bag…

If you can’t figure out how to make an Excel chart, don’t get out the tack hammer. Just watch a few YouTube videos and eat some Doritos. What, in a past life, did I do to the person behind the Excel spreadsheet I’m working in right now? A on my M.I.S. Excel spreadsheet. Those pivot…

When you’re up to workbook 209, and Excel is giving you chest pains, it’s time to leave. But if you learn a few fancy formulas, tomorrow might be easier. Lost: Motivation. Last seen skulking around the edges of an Excel spreadsheet. Reward of biscuits if found. dominated work this afternoon, demonstrating my skills in excel…

Remember – an extra $ in your Excel VBA code could cost you extra dollars! On the other hand, buying Excel for Dummies could save you some money, as long as you don’t try to make a 3-D chart like the one on the cover. Hate on kickers, but I’d like to see you put…

If you’re struggling with Excel, a tasty Cinnabon might help prevent a hissy fit – and it would taste better than nibbling on your fingernails. Funny how I thought I knew how to work #Excel but come to find out, I’m totally #computerilliterate but I guess it’s good to find that out Just putting it…

Bring your I ♥ Excel mug to work today, and make the other applications jealous. Don’t let the boss see it though, or you might end up with extra work. Dear world, please learn to use excel, or at least learn the difference between a pie chart and pivot table Move to Column Labels for…

Are you a chronic Save button pusher? That’s a good thing – you never know when a lynx might attack your Excel file. Know it was a bad day when your spreadsheet follows you home. When they taught us how to use Excel in high school, I never imagined I’d spend so much time with…

Any movie that features Excel must be good, right? Even if that unattractive Brad Pitt is co-starring with our favourite dashing spreadsheet. Brad Pitt is really good at looking like young Rob Bedford and acting like he’s never seen an Excel spreadsheet before. #moneyball That annoying moment in Excel when you undo lots of work…

Does it really matter if the Excel chart is green or purple? Maybe it matters to a dinosaur – and Kermit the Frog would definitely prefer green. Some people at work were taught how to use Excel & a photocopier. They’ve been workin here 4yrs. Wonder if they have any other dreams? Step 1 highlight…

While you wait for the guys in the long white jackets to arrive, you can clean up your workbooks by deleting the unused tabs. Try to avoid eye contact with all the nerdy people around you. Stupid Microsoft Excel class. I could teach this class. Not to mention its a room full of the nerdiest…

Using Excel shortcuts shows that you’re "excelling", not lazy. Maybe your colleagues have been affected by paint fumes, or those glaring yellow worksheets. This is an Excel Class, you should have created a worksheet for you class roster! #idiot *bang bang bang* that noise? Oh it’s just me, smashing the laptop against the desk –…

Try to get Excel installed before you start your big projects, and if you have to talk to the creepy boss, give yourself a shiny gold star. Have excel open therefore I’m productive and ‘doing work’ making a times tables worksheet for your brother as your parents can’t make a head or tail of excel….

Swords, pirates, and rattlesnakes – Excel is even more dangerous than usual today. Try to keep the shrieking and swearing to a minimum.   It’s a shame all you people learning to code won’t have the pleasure of doing so with VB5 and Excel Macros like I did. Exercising my brain with MySQL ‘pivot table’…

Don’t worry about thermodynamics, just focus on making a beautiful pivot table. It’s a life changing experience! Then you can reward yourself with a trip to a theme park. Oh well hello giant cumbersome excel sheet. Yes, I would love to spend the rest of the day working on you. Really bummed that I seem…

It’s a bit late in the new year to discover that your brain cells disappeared over the holidays. Maybe Dr. House could fix your head, and your Excel charts.  I spent one hour creating an excel sheet when all along it was already made, it was in a hidden column ahhh #work frustration! I am…

Yes, Excel is always fun, even if you didn’t learn how to use it in high school. Imagine the excitement of an exploded donut in biology lab! Work. If you’re not jamming your entire computer by doing something wonky on Excel, #youredoingitwrong. Making seating charts and organizing gift suites as award season has arrived. Excel…

Happy weekend! How did you spend your Friday night? Were you building pivot tables, or making shopping plans with a stone cold appliance hunter? Maybe it’s time to run away and join the circus.   Words cannot express what feels like to create a beautiful excel spreadsheet. Sigh… Looks like my analyst locked the VBA…

Are you smarter than Excel? How is PowerPivot like baseball? What’s with the colours? So many questions, and so little time. I am swiftly falling back out of love with Excel. Not so swiftly, actually; it’s been most of the afternoon. If u like #PowerPivot, u should watch the movie "Moneyball." The parallels will be…

It’s challenging to help Mom and Dad with their Excel problems, and frantically moving the mouse doesn’t make them disappear! Maybe a good night’s sleep would help. Moving the mouse frantically does not help your excel spreadsheet open quicker. #whatilearnedtoday non-printer friendly excel spreadsheets make me want to flip tables. Or something. I lose hrs…

When you’re selecting your Excel font for the new year, choose carefully. You don’t want Comic Sans burning your eyes for the entire year. First Excel crash of the new year. Lots of formula work lost. And I’m still smiling. Nothing’s going to phase me I’m sitting here making an Excel spreadsheet. Times like these…

Finally back to work after a lovely holiday break. How did you spend the last day of your holiday? Helping your mom with Excel? Working on your 2012 budget? Last few hours of holiday are spent doing some a spreadsheet for work, oh well. OMG I cannot use Excel. I am SUCH an Architecture student…

Not too many Excel tweets today. All the New Year’s celebrations made our brains hurt. I just made an expenses spreadsheet from scratch using smartie-pants formulas & everything. I officially rock. has been constructing this spreadsheet for entirely too long. Even my Excel-loving brain is starting to hurt. Need a quick break! En route to…

Happy New Year’s Eve! If you don’t have your party plans finalized for tonight, you can sort them out in an Excel spreadsheet. I’m sure that if I wanted to control every aspect of my life w Excel, I could. My love for creating rules & formulas is really disturbing. Still don’t know what I’m…

Will you use Excel to set your New Year’s resolutions? Or maybe you’re too busy dancing! I am currently watching my boss using excel and she is totalling up cells using a calculator. I am trying not to have an epileptic fit. racking my brain, trying to remember my corporate-induced pivot table expertise… #yuck #Excel…

If you used Excel to cheat on the Christmas quiz, you’ll be on Santa’s naughty list for next year. slowly but surely i am becoming better at #excel! this is big. the business world needs me About to blow up my work computer with some huge Excel files. My life is exciting. Now that I’ve…

Yes, it’s hard to remember those Excel formulas, after a holiday break. Don’t try to build a 200 row worksheet on your first day back! Excel won’t open on my work computer. I’ve waited liiiike a week, to see if some magical computer update would fix it in the night. I LOVE MAKING EXCEL CHARTS…

All parents should install the latest version of Excel. Don’t make your children suffer needlessly – unless they’re trying to create a 3-D chart. Pennsylvania should be more like an excel spreadsheet, so you can hide and unhide and get to nyc faster- my aunt. I have set out tomorrow’s kitchen jobs in an Excel…

If you’re too tired to work today, just open an Excel file, so you look organized, and your boss will be impressed. Or, just spend the day staring at a lava lamp. Guy next to me is a CNU professor making an Excel spreadsheet of California wines. Professor of alcohol studies? Everyone stand back, about…

Merry Christmas! I hope Excel is helping you keep the names straight on your greeting cards to the neighbours! Husband (a non-programmer) is programming an Excel spreadsheet tonight. He’s giddy as a kid on Christmas morning. It’s adorable Hopefully next year, I wouldn’t have to work on more than 5 excel workbooks at any…

Yes, a game of Excel hangman sounds about right for work goals today. Or maybe I’ll just talk to the other women in the office, and work on my Christmas list. I wrote an excel spreadsheet macro once, will that help? who here knows how to do a pivot table?…clearly not in training with finance…

That’s what Excel needs – more tinsel! And if we’re making a wish list, a beer garden would be a nice add-in. I cant believe i am missing out on the secret party tonight to do a bloody excel spreadsheet! #dedicatedtothejob My boss has been trying to figure out something in excel for 20+ mins,…

Periyar National Park sounds like a wonderful place to think about Excel. I had to Google to find out where the park is located – did you? A pivot table is meant to make life simpler! This one doesn’t! I am so tempted to fix this…. I also got an A in my Excel spreadsheet…