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Excel Twitter 20110705

teapotHarry Potter might be able to prevent Excel from crashing. If not, he could certainly whip you up a nice cup of tea, to help you recover.

  • Looking at 60 hrs of #Microsoft Access and Excel pivot tables this week. I’d rather be at a #Nickelback concert poking my eyes out
  • I am in awe of the this pivot table as much as I am confused.
  • My Google Spreadsheet is in some sort of infinite redirect loop. I can’t get it out. It’s ST: TNG "Cause and Effect" come to life.
  • Just received Analytics newsletter from Google. It contains charts *clearly* made with Excel – where’s your Google Docs now? 😀
  • Excel keeps crashing this morning. Building the same bit of pivot table over and over again is getting really annoying.
  • You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to put together a spreadsheet and see what’s more cost effective–hard liquor or beer.
  • now that I’ve opened the excel spreadsheet and word documents and stuff, I feel so lost in my own work. I don’t even know where to begin.
  • i tried to make a spreadsheet for all my comics and books and i ended up giving myself a headache. I need to stop being a control freak.
  • I re-learn Excel’s bad UI each time they update it. The learning curve gets steeper each time.
  • Just caused mayhem in the office with some mad excel skills #callmeharrypotter
  • #excel 2007 flat files with grouping v #pivot which is better for compatabilty?? flat files I would say.
  • Excel is so clever. I love how it autosaves before shutting itself down just after I’ve gone to make a cup of tea. Crisis averted.
  • Once again I have been sent a large budget spreadsheet outlining several £million, and it’s in comic sans.
  • Today it transpires I am the spreadsheet Queen. I am busy. This is good.
  • Spreadsheet colours should be limited by default to non-injurious options. My eyes are bleeding

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