Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120803

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageThis weekend, get out of that gloomy, grey science building for a few hours, and do something that you enjoy. Pivot tables are fun, right? Or you could watch some of the Olympics.

  • If you’re bored at work, NEVER tell your boss. Always keep Excel open and pretend you’re working. #LifeLessons
  • Work needs to be over ASAP.. All of these excel sheets and new people are killing me!! #INeedADrink
  • apologies to anyone who has ever come in contact with me. i have added your e-mail to an excel spreadsheet
  • Today is giant spreadsheet day. I’m up to 82 columns across and 305 rows down on this simulation – and I’m not done yet!
  • Data overload combined with carb heavy lunch have led to severe afternoon dip. Please no more excel or pivot tables!
  • Teaching old people how to use Excel and their iPhones makes up about 75% of my work day.
  • I don’t want to work 5 days a week, 9 till 5 sat at a computer on Microsoft excel, I want to be doing something I enjoy
  • Hello "Summarize With Pivot Table" in Excel. I never realized you were there. Looks like we’ll be good friends from here on out.
  • Excel, you’ve been calculating the cells for about 10 minutes now. My spreadsheet isn’t that massive. Get a move on.
  • I just saved a million hours of work using excel to copy/paste code! GENIUS
  • Please tell me what the point of coloured sheet tabs are in an Excel spreadsheet?
  • The self confessed most optimistic tech loving person at work is always incredibly negative and thinks excel is the answer to everything.
  • So is ‘Excelling’ a new olympic sport? Fastest athlete to create a pivot-table and pie-chart wins?
  • My boss just added ‘switch windows’ button to my tool bar, like I’m a dummy. Ctrl + tab switches between excel sheets. I’m actually offended
  • I showed my wife my pivot-table analysis of my Pinterest activity. She looked at me like I was a science experiment gone wrong.
  • #Google has helped me learn more #Excel functions this morning than I ever thought possible. Love it.
  • I dreamt that I did the complicated excel equation for work and everytime I got the answer right the alarm clock rang.
  • Taking a victory lap for building not 1 but 2 graphs by myself in newest version of excel!
  • Wish I was home watching the Olympics instead of in a gloomy gray science building staring at a Microsoft Excel worksheet…

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