Excel Twitter 20120829

ByDebra Dalgleish August 29, 2012August 28, 2012

If it’s your birthday, should you be allowed to use Calibri font, coloured cells and default Excel charts in your reports?

I love "code" that uses syntax and operators correctly. Excel macros are in some made up Microsoft language. I hate it!
You know you’re ready to start work when you spent the day creating Excel spreadsheets because there really wasn’t anything else to do…
Now boss requesting me to teach him excel functions, vlookup and how to use our coy system. Procrastinated much?
I have three degrees, yet no earthly idea how to create an Excel spreadsheet.
Workmates… why do you send me charts done with #Word instead of #Excel? #SomebodySaveMe
If your report is in Calibri and you use the default graph styles from Excel I will be much, much more skeptical of your work.
It’s my boss’s birthday today, does that mean I need to spend less time on twitter and more time on excel? #dilemma #work
Worst part of my job part 2: looking for that single error in a huge excel spreadsheet
I will buy someone dinner if they come over and teach me how to make graphs on excel. seriously, can’t do it. #pleasehelp!
Just did my excel spreadsheet and calendar for my bills for the next month. Yea. I’m THAT girl…
Powerpoint and Excel are my stable friends every day of my life. I love them :’) #ForeverAlone
Building a spreadsheet for work. I just realized I’ve been using MS Excel for 20 years and it still sucks. And Numbers sucks worse.
Doing the excel work for orders takes a really long time, i wish i could knit at the same time!
Created an excel with the estimated dates and my boss found it inappropriate and he modified it by making it colorful.#Boss
I think the minute I decided to put my movies into an excel worksheet was the moment I realized I lead a pathetic life.
OH: "oh I’m so proud of you– what a good little pivot table!"

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Excel Twitter 20101015

ByDebra Dalgleish October 15, 2010October 14, 2010

That tweeter is right — if you need help, it helps if you know what kind of help you need! And remember, Sunday October 17th is Spreadsheet Day. Be sure to plan your weekend activities accordingly. Trying to get into the mood to do a lot of spreadsheets. I don’t understand people’s love or Excel….

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Excel Twitter 20110128

ByDebra Dalgleish January 28, 2011

Working with Excel can be dangerous. You could die, or fall off your chair, or have your tweets taken over by a robot. The temperature fluctuates wildly too, due to freeze panes and living hell. Be careful out there! the fact that you knew about Excel Pivot tables immediately disqualifies you from calling yourself a…

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Excel Twitter 20120905

ByDebra Dalgleish September 5, 2012September 4, 2012

Maybe it’s not the Excel formulas that are giving you a headache. It’s probably those 3-D graphs and the fancy pants formatting. I hate the fact that the spreadsheet I need to make a beer recipe is on my other computer. just crashed excel by asking it to plot a graph. that is how well…

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Excel Twitter 20110705

ByDebra Dalgleish July 5, 2011

Harry Potter might be able to prevent Excel from crashing. If not, he could certainly whip you up a nice cup of tea, to help you recover. Looking at 60 hrs of #Microsoft Access and Excel pivot tables this week. I’d rather be at a #Nickelback concert poking my eyes out I am in awe…

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Excel Twitter 20100427

ByDebra Dalgleish April 27, 2010

Not sure who Matt is, but I hope he tweets when that new Excel command is ready. I could use one of those. i remember when i used to love excel spreadsheets. now i feel a burning hatred whenever a new one is created. thanks, work. I’m still in work hell this week, but one…

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Excel Twitter 20121018

ByDebra Dalgleish October 18, 2012October 17, 2012

Do you write better Excel code in the shower? Or does Excel move like a snail, no matter where you are? Do you think ‘total’ or ‘summary’ is the most used worksheet name in MS Excel? If you really hate someone, make him work on a code or an excel model made by someone else….

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