Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120912

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Do not try to create crazy Excel charts at home, or you might end up with nightmares. Stick to a simple scatter chart, or just scatter some paper on your desk.

  • First working day after leaving my job, ex boss phones to ask how to use Excel #genius
  • They should design Excel so that you can choose if you want a tab to be a worksheet or a Word-type document. That way u can have 1 file!
  • Tip of the day: if you scatter papers all over your desk and open a random excel spreadsheet, you will appear busy. You’re welcome.
  • I now know what to do when you accidentally hide every cell in an Excel worksheet. My, erm, friend did it and I helped him.
  • My Excel spreadsheet has no column A. How is this possible? Did I break it?
  • When you were a kid ghosts & vampires haunted you now it’s excel sheets & graphs #nightmare
  • Nothing like opening an Excel spreadsheet, just to double check, and finding it completely empty.
  • My boss thought I was amazing because I changed the colors and fonts of things in Microsoft excel… #illtakeit
  • An excel class? As in formulas and pivot tables? Bring alcohol.
  • As with haute couture, these fancy chart designs are fun to look at, but should probably never actually be used #Excel https://t.co/tnyyh6tA
  • If I could work with Excel documents all day long I’d be one giddy girl #geek
  • Best of Prince makes dealing with Excel charts more bearable. Though does involve embarrassingly enthusiastic foot tapping.
  • It pays to have a 5th grader. She just showed me whiz-bang chart formatting in Excel that I never knew. So I guess she is smarter than I am.
  • Ways 2 Look Busy at Work: #7 Open Excel & start making a nonsensical spreadsheet or 1 of your fav bars ranked by drink price and ambiance.
  • it’s almost funny how a computer program can make you feel so stupid and helpless. #excel
  • Excel was doing pivot tables before pivoting was even cool.
  • OK people! I won’t try to save lives if you won’t try to "fix" an excel spreadsheet. M’kay? K. Thx bye.
  • I’m flying to Dallas tomorrow for an advanced Excel workshop taught by two Microsoft MVPs. My boss calls it Jedi Master training.
  • Interesting, when you group and collapse cells which are the source of chart, chart contents disappear. #Epiphany #Eureka #Wow #Excel
  • Today is turning into one of those ‘crash Excel every five minutes’ type of days. #fml

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