Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130204

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf you’re making your first trip with the new baby, be sure to make a pivot table before you leave home. And curse under your breath, so the baby won’t hear you.

  • Wow. Pivot table chops are just like any chops I guess. Use ’em or lose ’em.
  • There is only one sheet in a workbook by default in Excel ’13 not three now I LOVE THIS
  • Writing the to-do list. Is there a name for excel chart addiction – 5 to update this morning and a new one to compose, deep joy #obsessive
  • Strategically planning our first post-baby trip means an extensive excel workbook with project management timelines.
  • Happy cursing. Not the kind of cursing you say under your breath when you have to do excel pivot tables all day.
  • I ran out of things to do at work today so I logged into my boss’s computer and put cool colors on all of his Excel spreadsheets #surprise
  • Lady checking out at target recording things in her check book. Do that when you get home on a excel spreadsheet lady. #2013
  • ahhh I can’t even make charts IN EXCEL I had no idea this was the kind of person I am but here we are
  • "By doing this, SUNY will build the biggest, baddest, Excel spreadsheet of all time." oh, ok. #excellove
  • No excel, I did not want to add 32,000 series to that chart. JUST TWO. (Not Responding), I’d be sulking, too.
  • Well, that was 11 hours straight of staring at an Excel spreadsheet on a Saturday. Good times. The reward? Killer Karoake.
  • My boss designed the most terrible Excel spreadsheet ever. This is going to be so much fun correcting it
  • If there is one thing that I hate the most in this world, it is Microsoft Excel. JUST MAKE A GRAPH THAT’S ALL I WANT FROM YOU.
  • Oh Excel why do you want to make my life such a misery #fml
  • I should be doing boring Excel spreadsheet work. But I’d rather read all day.
  • I am going to strangle whoever created Excel, this graph has taken me an hour and I’m not even done #IHateChem #HateGraphs #complicated
  • Bridesmaid has hen party spreadsheet. I love her.
  • That moment when you drop the wrong field in your pivot table and you might as well go home, it’s gonna take so long for excel to do it.

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