Will a Mimosa really help when working with Excel? I’m pretty sure that my boss will let me try one, to find out.
- Things I should have known about long ago: you can refresh your pivot table data instead of making a new pivot table… #excel #duh ►
- Are the developers of every spreadsheet application blatant sadists? This was some secret malevolent social experiment gone out of control. ►
- Doing some admin stuff at work today. If you hear shouts of abuse in the direction of Microsoft Excel, it’ll just be me. ►
- The awkward moment when you bring work home from school and realise you have the version of excel that is like 10 years out of date :L ►
- My boyfriend makes me a spreadsheet to outline my classes until I graduate <3 #keeper ►
- I love nested formulae in Excel. Don’t get to do it often enough at work so sometimes have to try things out at home. 😉 ►
- Maybe I can convince my boss that I’ll work faster on this excel spreadsheet if I had a mimosa…. ►
- I just said, " you need a…what’s it called? Pivot table!" who’s the analyst now? ►
- I think the idea of the Draw Something app doesn’t appeal to me b/c its too much like work. It’s like a "Rock this Excel spreadsheet!" game. ►
- Time to apply for a side job and pretend that I have loads of work experience in offices. Uh, I took an Excel training course 4 years ago. ►
- The closer I get to finishing this excel project spreadsheet, the more I procrastinate. Does that mean I’ll never finish? ): ►
- I finally figured out how to print comments on my Excel worksheet. Sheesh why did they hide it? ►
- Like an excel spreadsheet… Really. Poorly used and abused by just about every profession ►
- I really don’t get maths, after all we have a calculator and if we need graphs that’s why excel was invented ►
Related Excel Links
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You might be able to create your charts on an Etch-a-Sketch, but the colour choices won’t be as plentiful as they are in Excel.
When you hit corporate rock bottom, you can try out for The Apprentice, and flaunt your Excel skills there. Or go to the Dairy Queen for an Excel-lent ice cream great.
No, you don’t need a spreadsheet to use the Tube, but it will help pass the time while you travel. 
Stop worrying and start loving Excel. It will be nice to you very soon!
I’ve seen an audit bag, but never heard of a bag audit. Maybe that’s because I have the technological mentality of a 50-year-old.
Does Excel deserve a bad rap? Does the dark lord of Excel work at city hall and listen to Keith Urban?
If your Excel charts are too horrifying, perhaps you were inputting the wrong data. If not, maybe some kickboxing with solve the problem.
Before you burn you mouse, make sure that you really know all the Excel shortcut keys. Otherwise, you and Excel might end up with irreconcilable differences.
Now it’s getting personal – Excel charts are interfering with our hair maintenance! Maybe that’s why Loud Guy makes so much noise.
If the coffee and chocolate don’t solve all your Excel problems, have a few cups of tea. Then you should be ready to tackle that nail polish worksheet!
Did you remember to change your clocks to Daylight Savings Time, or did you keep Excel waiting this morning? 
Warning — if you try to attract suitors with your spreadsheet stories, you might end up with Excel as your dinner companion. Of course, in some cases, that is the best choice. 😉
More tweaking on the Excel Twitter layout – now, instead of the tweeter’s name, there is a link to each tweet. Click the blue triangle to see the tweeter’s info, and any replies to the tweet. If you prefer these links, or the names, please let me know. 
If you struggle long enough with Excel charts, will all that hard work help you lose weight? Throw in a few high fives too – they’re good for burning calories.
If you have to Google for "how to make a pie chart", you probably shouldn’t be in charge of the cookie sales spreadsheet. It could turn into the white screen of doom.
When you start to get annoyed, remember that all those people who don’t know how to format a worksheet, or save an Excel file, might be the main reason you still have a job!
While you’re dunking your biscuits, and looking at the funny shapes in the Excel charts, try not to become bitter. Remember, Excel is sexy!
While working in Excel, beware of the feral pivot tables. And if you’re on your mobile phone, calling for Excel help, don’t believe the forum geeks who tell you that VLOOKUPs are simple!
While you’re sitting in Starbucks, sipping coffee and looking at your Excel file, you can admire the modern art that your Excel sheets resemble.
Excel might not send you flowers, but it can still bring some joy to your life. Until it gets too complicated.
Yes, creating Excel formulas is serious business, but be careful that you don’t burn your baguettes while working on largely pointless charts.
If Excel formatting starts to look sexy to you, you should try to go out on a Friday night, instead of staying in, and turning Excel into art.
Has Excel earned your respect, even if it turns treacherous, and crashes now and then? Maybe you should use it at work, to meet those productivity targets.
Yes, it’s a good idea to give your Excel file a meaningful name. However, it’s even more important to save your work in the right format, and watch what you’re sorting.
Yes, it’s true – a pivot table could be lying to you. If that gives you nightmares, maybe you should give up Excel for Lent, or go back to college.
What shade of grey would Basil Fawlty choose for his spreadsheets? It probably doesn’t matter, because I doubt that he ever finished a task. 
If you succeed in making an Excel chart, try to avoid scaring the cats – and the women at Starbucks.
There is a slightly different format for the Excel tweet collection this week. I’m keeping the author names, but not the avatars. I found those distracting – how about you? Did you like them?
There is a "break a leg, then open Excel" joke for theatre majors, somewhere in my head, but I can’t think of it right now. And remember to be careful what you tweet about, or you could lose your job!
Ashley 
Champ Superstar 
Mihaela (Dr. V) 
Simon Cooper 
Kyle Davis 
Jill Carter 
Kristofer Spinka 
Yth. Bpk. 
DMEdwards 
James Kennedy 
Annie Cushing 
Chris Sacca 
K.m@ck 
K Casto-Ardern 
If you are going to get sick, make sure it’s not on advanced Excel macro day, or you will miss all the mind-brimming knowledge. That would make you blue…or peach, or purple, or green.
Vigour Mortis 
Andrew Wheeler 
Wendy Hogan 
Horne, Marc 
Rue D! 
Josh 
kaathima ebrahim 
Sam 
Barny Crocker 
Vesper Lynd 
M Irfaan 
shotika smith 
Adam Robbins 
Even if you have a kid who looks like an Excel worksheet, please don’t name that kid "Exploded Pie". Pivot Table would be a good name though.
kyle cassidy 
Sigrid Smith 
Rob Collie 
Jabbar 
Richie Churchill 
Michael Gomes 
Holden Scott 
Rachel LaCount 
laurafry 
Laura Talbot 
Stacy Cervantes 
Phillip Hudson 
Ian Kirk-Ellis 
You’re a genius, obviously, or you wouldn’t be working with Excel. Could anything kill your love for it?
mattgammarayz 
DJ Bahler 
Ben Simo 
Lydia Rutherford ϟ 
Herry P. 
Andrew Berkshire 
Lauren Leverette 
Ivica Folnovic 
Warwick Rasmussen 
Mariko Lam 
Timothy Hogan 
Elizabeth 
Happy Valentine’s Day! Everyone loves Excel, and I hope you like the new format for this daily collection of Excel tweets. Thanks to 
Alicia Mooradian 
Kash Soni 
Teemu Vesala 
Mark 
stephen powell 
dave carter 
Afiq Hipni 
Veerle Buys 
Sequentialx 
Adam Schoenfeld 
ɔıʇsɐʇןןıɥɔos 
Ben Simo 
Curtis Rogers 
While you plan your non-alcoholic activities in Excel, don’t stare at the soccer ball that is moving across your spreadsheet.