Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120828

ByDebra Dalgleish

image If you’re too tired to filter by colour, you might as well quit for the day, before your boss starts to judge you.

  • This Excel program is actually pretty cool… and smart. It just did all my work for me.
  • Work: the soul sucking place that makes you wake up early and do stuff with excel
  • 3 hrs of excel work down the drain after realising the person who extracted the raw data didn’t select the whole table when sorting it. F.
  • I hate when Excel doesn’t want to work as fast as I do…. #DataOverload
  • How do you obtain a masters degree but not know how to search an excel spreadsheet? #iworkwithidiots #nopatience
  • I feel like half of my time at work is spent waiting for Excel to do what I ask it to do.
  • Putting 2102 instead of 2012 for the year in an excel sheet really screws up your graph.
  • My boss was totally judging me for not knowing how to use excel
  • I love how Excel can compare two numbers and judge them to be unequal to each other but when it subtracts one from the other it gets zero…
  • a lady at work, who works on our multi-million dollar computer system, doesn’t know how to add a column to excel and begged me to help. wtf.
  • My mom is 50 years old and still doesn’t know how to make a simple excel spreadsheet..
  • I like to plan my vacation outfits via excel. Are pivot tables a little excessive?
  • So tired I cnt even filter by colour on my excel spreadsheet! O_o
  • In response to using excel in my private practice accounting: "sometimes you have to use a spreadsheet. A napkin wont cut it."
  • Excel pivot tables are the stuff of nightmares. Anything is less painful than that. Well except for getting SAP to work. Stupid dud login.
  • I love using Excel, but I hate following instructions on exactly how a professor wants you to use Excel.
  • Not that I am streaming Netflix to drown out my coworkers while I stare at excel graphs for hours.
  • Is there a program for your computer that makes bar graphs or do I have to improvise with Excel or something?
  • Each time I open Excel I start to sneeze. Allergic to charts, pivots, and autosum.

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