Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140307

imageIf you take too many naps while using Excel, you’ll never level up. Stay awake, and don’t leave those charts in the default colours!

  • I have no motivation to do this excel work today. Maybe tomorrow
  • I’ve been running on a treadmill of bugs coming from a code base written before my time.. in… Excel VBA… This is exhausting #programming
  • Why don’t parents just force their kids to work on excel spreadsheets when they want them to fall asleep? Works for me every time…
  • the way my boss explains items on an excel sheet is like she is teaching a computer class at the local senior citizens center. #workfail
  • Hell: Where sinners are made to forcibly work with bug ridden packages like excel all day/nite long
  • Only one hour of work they said. I’ve been busy for three hours. Excel hates me.
  • That #grownup feeling you get when your Excel spreadsheet formatting works #likeaboss. Dang I need to do something young and stupid quick
  • I’m so proud of the complicated excel graph I just made I may just Instagram it
  • I just leveled up in Excel – learning how to create control charts moved me from Excelorator to Excellent!
  • My boss is trying to create a formula on excel and he just got annoyed and said: “How is £4 minus 10%… The 3rd of January?”
  • Questioning physics and life as I stare at excel trying to figure out how to make my graph work #nothappening
  • One of my favorite things about work is old people debating on whether or not they did the right thing in Excel.
  • As much as we bag on excel, I think a lot of corporate America could save a lot of money if they just learned how to use a pivot table.
  • You’ve got to be kidding me. Charts in Excel 2013 do not maintain full integrity in Excel 2010. Let hours of pointless doublework commence.
  • Biggest disappointment of the day: Finding out that the cool tricks I learned in Excel wont work at work because it’s MS Office 2003.
  • Remember when I thought a pivot table was a piece of upholstery?
  • Boss sent an excel doc. He’s now sending me names individually to input and then send it back. How’s this ANY easier than doing it himself?
  • Hush, you. Keep this up and you’ll remove the best indicator of poor data analysis: a bar graph in Excel’s default colors.

Best indicator of poor data analysis: a bar graph in Excel’s default colors exceltheatre.com/blog

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