Category: Excel Humor

Excel can keep track of seal scat and nap times, but can’t replace a map of Canada. Good to know!

• It’s painful to work on an Excel spreadsheet after someone with very little Excel knowledge created it.
• using futura gives this excel spreadsheet i’m making to mandate various life goals seem orwellian and official
• An excel spreadsheet does everything but give birth I love my journalism teacher.
• No, not sick. Just have an extremely tight nap schedule. I’m thinkiing of putting together an Excel spreadsheet to track my naps
• Map of Canada, a black pen and an Excel spreadsheet. Time to mark up a map! #MyJobIsWeirdSometimes
• You know something’s going wrong when you hear "Your Excel spreadsheet is state-of-the-art compared to the IT system we’re supposed to use"
• Had a dream last night that Salt N Pepa were teaching me how to insert extra columns into an excel spreadsheet. Must be Friday.
• MS Excel is a spreadsheet, a tool for bean counters. It is not and will never be a database solution. #learnthis #dammit
• I wonder why my computer thinks I actually WANT Excel rows that are 409.5 whatevers high in my spreadsheet?
• I owe so many people $$ I had to create an Excel spreadsheet. #iou
• I have made a spreadsheet comprising only of words. Should have perhaps used Word instead of Excel…. *scratches head*
• The excel spreadsheet God has been kind to me today…I’m suspicious, I think it’s a trap.
• The word spreadsheet should be an anagram for migraine -_-
• Monthly reports have arrived! I’ll be in spreadsheet heaven for the next few hours, followed by an Excel coma by the end of the day
• Excel spreadsheet with 1 tab, 12 cells, one SUM formula. 2.4 MB. That is some TIGHT coding, Excel team!
• setting up my excel spreadsheet for my seal scat data. I’m feeling like a legit marine biologist. #onestepclosertomydream

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Templates

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Keep track of your clothes in Excel, and you’ll look good while creating those masterpieces, or when crying.

• Work is more rewarding if you save every Excel spreadsheet as "Masterpiece1.0.xls" and leave the office shouting "My work here is complete!"
• workplace tip: if you want to scare a coworker, tell them you’ll send an Excel spreadsheet on [insert work-related thing here]
• *grumbles* it took me an hour to work out how to wrap text in excel today #winning
• nothing feels worse than opening up a new excel workbook 🙁
• How on earth did I manage to create a 22MB Excel spreadsheet – it can’t be my Rastafarian colour coding system can it??
• Just opened an excel spreadsheet and had horrid flashbacks to my old job. #GoodbyeCorporateWorldGoodbye
• Oh, forgot… The Da Vince code ended up being a malicious Excel Macro that shut my work down for about a half a day 😉
• These binding delegate states vs non binding delegate states is making my Excel spreadsheet look like some crazed man’s Fuzzy math. #p2
• Currently at the bar with my laptop, pitching charts, and excel files. Long night of scouting reports. At least I’ll be entertained.
• I’m actually creating an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of my clothes.
• I hate Microsoft Excel. Someone come do this for me so my boss stops yelling at me. I’ll be in the fetal position under my desk. Thanks.
• I’m trying to device an excel spreadsheet so we can efficiently and effectively record our wine night excursions #boss
• Guys help me not get fired ;_; when I have a table in Excel and want to change the data into charts and things bosses like, what do I do?
• I really want to take woodworking, reupholstering and shoemaking classes. Why do I work in Excel all day!!!
• I created the most beautiful pivot table and then my excel died. Just going to have a little cry in the toilets.

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Templates
• Excel VBA

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Don’t give up! Your boss might learn how to change the font size in Excel, and you’ll learn to love VLOOKUP again.

• Who’da thunk? I got an answer to my Excel problem from a water conservation website – not even Office help could help.
• Oh cool. Currently running whole business from dog-eared Excel sheet. Would love to know how Elements can help
• Vlookup, why do you hate me so? We used to be like *this*… Love, a baffled excel user
• Designing an effective Excel spreadsheet is harder than you’d think.
• Just helped client avert disaster by rebuilding their 4 tab #PowerPivot workbook in 3.5 hours. Can you restore your dept solution that fast?
• Dear Excel chart, why WOULDN’T I want to wrap text?!?!
• Wish my boss would figure out how to change the font size in excel. #wasteofmytime
• oh and the spreadsheet has learned to sing, just gotta teach it to dance;-))
• genius over here!! figuring out how to do excel graphs all by myself! #watchoutworld #trendlinescansuckit #soimpressedwithmyself
• He told me the biggest problem they had was the mess of custom Excel models throughout the firm. "I’d invent something to replace Excel"
• while gaming,keep a spare Excel spreadsheet, just in case of the HR lady’s occasional office stroll. #SurvialWorkEthics
• Whats the most exotic chart anyone has ever built using excel? #heatmaps maybe??
• This is a huge Excel workbook. I keep breaking all the formulas.
• Created excel spreadsheet of spouse’s blood work for past 6 months. With graph. Brilliant. If only my graph had the power to heal.
• Been trying to make a graph on excel for the past hour – wish I could just do it the stonehenge way (pencil, ruler, paper) #godforbid

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel VLOOKUP Function

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Teachers who are opposed to pie charts, and cars that have spreadsheet striped paint jobs? Yes, there is hope for the world, after all.

• My creativity is currently being used to leave witty comments on the excel spreadsheet I’m working with.
• Excel doesn’t permit scatter plots as pivot charts. It disturbs me how much that disturbs me.
• I can’t imagine how good I would be at work if I had a practice facility cubicle. I’d be doing Excel sheets behind my back.
• I am a proper trader now. I have a spreadsheet to prove it and everything!
• This grad class is teaching me how to make a line graph in excel? Sorry… I don’t think "teaching" is the right word. Wasting my time****
• If your order requires an excel spreadsheet you might consider going inside instead of the drive through! (at @burgerking)
• my 9yo’s math teacher has them charting in Excel, and is on record as anti pie chart. There’s hope for future
• I am possibly wrangling the largest Excel spreadsheet ever today. 15 worksheets. 1433 rows deep. Widest cell is AX. #excelfun
• Just saw a car paint job which could only be described as Excel spreadsheet diagonal-strip grey?! #OddChoice
• I will never ever remember how to make graphs on Excel. No matter how many times I’ve used it before.
• I had a dream the Excel sheet I was working on had a mistake at a specific item code (10 digits). I wrote it down & will check it out !!!!
• My boss is making me take an Excel class. Not sure whether to be grateful or offended?
• The #Finance girl taught me pivot tables and I may just have to marry her now #excel
• Every few years, I make the same Excel spreadsheet in an attempt to get through a particular overwhelming task. This is the last time I do.
• I have an all day Excel seminar tomorrow for work. Anyone want to go in my place…?
• My 7yo is learning how to use an Excel Spreadsheet! He asked for that thing on the computer with the "A" and the "B" and the "C" on top.

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel Templates

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Excel should not make you cry – unless you’re looking at a pie chart that a distinguished doctor made.

• Just ran out of cells on an excel spreadsheet. What a surreal experience….
• Just accidentally shut my excel document without saving…5 hours of work gone…the hysteria has passed now.
• I love it when distinguished doctors can derive quantum mechanics but can’t use excel.
• Chaos means three people attempting to work and save on an Excel document at the same time.
• Information previously unknown to me: must be computer genius to make graphs on excel.
• hands up if you thoroughly enjoy looking at excel documents on the weekends #mememe #nat
• They don’t teach you in law school how to format an excel spreadsheet.
• when accountants organize parties, you can be sure that a multi-tab excel spreadsheet was involved somewhere along the way. #truth
• Seriously considering joining a Facebook group called ‘I love Excel’… #sarcasm
• Why the pivot table is doubling the quantities on things is something that makes me want to cry. #bawlingontheinside
• Oh yea, this is a brilliant bit of code if I do say so myself. Excel now jumping through hoops never imagined before.
• Oh ew ew eeeeew. I just realized my next project involves me having to work from an Excel Spreadsheet. #excelloathersunite
• Indeed. You should get paid to do anything with Excel. Unless you’re making pie charts. That’s just funsies
• Just created the dopest Excel spreadsheet on my finances, bills going out, check coming in, and my savings. #NerdTweet
• Some people are born to spend their day staring at an excel spreadsheet. I am not one of them. #boggleeyed
• I literally said “Wow” upon Excel successfully imported a csv and produced a simple line graph. Are my standards very low for software?

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel Project Management

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Do you have pivot table problems? Never mind, we’re not allowed to talk about pivot tables. Look a the chart that the baby made! And if you’re looking for Excel videos on YouTube, remember to start on the Contextures channel. 😉

• Wow, I really just sat here and formatted an excel spreadsheet for 30 min (for fun). Maybe I do need a man.
• Seriously, this is a mgmt issue, not a tech issue. Excel won’t give you the tools to solve it unless your employees are stupid
• I hope to learn how to use Excel and be able to make graphs, like “Hours spent sitting in a chair over time”.
• I just spent 2 hours of my life trying to make a graph on excel and it looks like a baby made it!
• Single this Valentines? Create an Excel spreadsheet on the advantages and tirelessly present it to anyone who will listen.
• learning how to write code in vba excel on youtube. thank god for youtube.
• Excel PivotTables are like Fight Club. The number one rule is not to talk about Pivot Tables.
• I am possibly wrangling the largest Excel spreadsheet ever today. 15 worksheets. 1433 rows deep. Widest cell is AX. #excelfun
• Chaos means three people attempting to work and save on an Excel document at the same time.
• Dear Powerpoint, What do you even know about hard work? Love, Excel. #officeoffice
• My main activity today, using graphs and excel spreadsheets, will be to find if there is a masculine way to apply Chapstick.
• My Excel spreadsheet has just informed me that I’m a scant 18 days from being 3 decades old.
• I just got out of a 50-minute meeting about copy/pasting links into an excel spreadsheet. #internproblems
• Plot of new Davinci Code leaked – Robert Langdon tries to find spell check in Excel.
• They gather ’round the pivot table, fingers mechanically typing the same macro over and over in vain …
• It’s getting late, I’m sat at my PC drinking tea, tinkering with Excel charts, and trying to write comments. It’s like being at uni again!
• My boss sent me 3 unrelated excel graphs. The e-mail just said, "Get these done." I have less than no idea what I’m supposed to do with this
• I got 99 excel problems but a pivot table ain’t one.

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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I know how to work Excel for 5 minutes – how about you? However, that might not be enough time to colour code everything and sort the data 8 different ways.

• When sending a spreadsheet comment only as needed, too much info. can be distracting. #Excel #Excelbestpractice #smallbiz
• Every time I create a pivot table, I want to leave work and go celebrate with a beer.
• trying to do something with a combination of Firebird and Excel…it’s like the unbreakably stupid meets the indestructibly stupid #headdesk
• But my excel spreadsheet told me so!
• Just discovered the TRIM function in excel, I know it sounds sad but has probably saved me an hrs work 🙂 #loveexcelfunctions
• I guess my boss volunteered me to teach an excel class tonight. I just found out via company-wide e-mail. Jerk.Totally gonna wing it.
• using excel is exactly like doing the dishes, its a functional tool for a functional purpose. you’ll need some numbers to work.
• that awkward moment when you see your boss in a shared Excel sheet and you rush to save another copy of it before she pushes a button
• I need somebody who knows how to work excel for 5 minutes :/
• I wish I could organize my thoughts as well as this spreadsheet that’s color-coded and sorted 8 different ways.
• things you don’t want to hear from your engineering phd advisor: "Do you know how to use excel? How do I create a ‘worksheet’?" #saveme
• I think I’d rather run from bears than try to find where Microsoft have hidden the graph axis titles in Excel.
• Excel has an attitude problem today.
• Today is mostly going to involve re-forecasting….otherwise known as "colouring in an excel spreadsheet".
• Did you know you columns are limited in excel? I didn’t but IV is the limit. Sad that my spreadsheet hit that & still needs 160 more!
• This Excel pivot table’s use of the term "Grand Total" strikes me as a bit over the top.

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Tea might be able to solve your Excel problem, unless it’s the Windows Excel Word 2003 Illustrator kind. Those problems might need Bill Gates to solve them.

• Who knew making a graph in excel could be as hard as cracking the da Vinci code
• I hate when instructors say excel does it all for you…. Yeah after you do 99.999% of the work.
• I need an excel spreadsheet on my iPad. Is there an app for that?
• Is it my imagination or does the icon for the PowerPivot window in Excel 2010 look like a Tardis? #excel #Dr.Who
• All I had to do was copy previous work into Microsoft Excel, and I couldn’t focus. Turning off the tv and getting to work.
• I’m on my fourth spreadsheet of the day. At some point, a data comparison merge has to happen. I hope I remember how to do those. #ExcelHell
• He replied, and I quote "I use Windows Excel Word2003 Illustrator Version 10." I think I found his problem.
• What kinda tea is that? Can it solve my Microsoft Excel problem?
• Side tangent on Excel: Maybe it’s just me, but I want to give Bill Gates a high five every time I use a pivot table. #ppcchat
• I blame work for making me wake up several times in the middle of the night in the past weeks. I dream of Excel cells, sheets & formulas!!!
• My sister, an Excel wiz, made a tax spreadsheet for quarterly taxes and estimates. First reaction… AWESOME. Second reaction… CRAP.
• I love having time to create beautiful work. Even if it’s just an Excel spreadsheet.
• Pivot table is an anagram of ‘unbelievably dull’ #fact.
• ooh. thank you Excel for telling me I have a circular reference somewhere in a 5 worksheet book and not show me where.
• omg like does ANYONE know how to make a column graph on excel????? not tryin to b funny but google it, that’s how I did it
• having to produce an excel spreadsheet of cars and insurance – as this is the only way my dad understands information.

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Does work seem a bit Groundhog Day today? Maybe that’s a result of all the backwards compatibility problems.

• I hate Psysc 241. Statistics is such a waste of my time. All we do is put numbers into excel. And make graphs. #pointless
• When in doubt, add a pivot table. You will look and feel smarter. #excel #plotthedata
• I really need to read a good book. Think I forgot how. Academia might kill my love of the printed word. Or maybe Excel will. #adminoverkill
• Work is feeling a bit like groundhogday lately. I blame Excel.
• No, I love Excel, but am mired in backwards compatibility problems.
• Gorgeous gf just told me to "stop putting jokes in the spreadsheet". Probably sums up our relationship quite well.
• I’m so happy to see u tweet about excel and not some exotic fun work !
• You know you’re serious when you get the old Microsoft Excel out. Gonna make me some graphs.
• I’m always amazed at work that people who "can’t do computers" knock out these complicated excel sheets without a second thought
• I hate Excel. I need a spreadsheet tutor. Any volunteers? Nope, didn’t think so.
• Eww. Coworker just tickled my elbow b/c I helped him w/ Excel. This isn’t a TV work environment where we act bizarrely close! No touching!
• One year worth of text messages in one spreadsheet. obsessive or thorough?
• The Excel sheets I spent forever and a day creating crashed. That’s fantastic. I love having to do my homework twice.
• Trying to make an Excel spreadsheet for 20mins, boss goes "just ask someone to send you the one that’s already made"
• A guy walked past me in Victoria Station and said ‘I love Excel spreadsheets’ Well good for you, hope for your sake that was sarcasm.
• You know it’s a slow day at work when you are considering an Excel spreadsheet on possibilities of what we can have for dinner…

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel Weekly Meal Planner

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Excel can help you look after Grandma, stop your heart, and learn how magnets work. What other program can do all that?

• First thing I do when I’m going to work with a data sheet in Excel: adjust font to Arial, font size 9. Can’t. Handle. Calibri.
• I built a self-induction calculator in excel. Very rough, but gives me a sense of how magnets work. #Math! http://t.co/nUhq8uae
• Boss: Do you know how to make line charts in excel? Me: Nope. They don’t teach Graphic Design majors useful things like that.
• Excel just crashed in the middle of doing some spreadsheet editing. Fairly certain my heart just stopped. #PIprep
• Said it once and I’ll say it again: I hate Microsoft Excel. You try figuring out the variance and standard deviation on that stupid program.
• Making a budget excel spreadsheet to see what i can afford these days. I’ll try to be honest with myself
• I’m gonna be honest with you, twitter; I don’t really understand what a pivot table is.
• I just put all 52 of my Nona’s medications into an Excel spreadsheet…it’s safe to say I’ll be speaking with her doctor. #italianproblems
• My kid just schooled me in the art of graph-creating in excel…. #awesomekid
• Almiost caught up pwith all that work I’ve had to do. 2 more chapters of psychology, a statistics sample test, 100 excel lessons and im done
• Excel is so intelligent with its fill tool yet so INCREDIBLY STUPID AT TIMES #losingit
• Wait, making graphs on Excel is a legit math class at Georgia?
• A failed copy & paste in Excel that can ruin your morning. #FML
• with the excel skills of a 78 year old grandmother of 25, i’m expected to solve this complicated microarray problem.
• I must admit I’m still a little freaked out by how fast Excel can apply filters to a 400K row spreadsheet. #msft #dealwiththedevil
• Did I make an excel spreadsheet to keep track of scholarships. Yes, yes I did. #nerdswag
• Reached a low point in my life today… I’ve been out of education that long I had actucally forgotten how to make a graph on excel!

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Templates

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Would you put your resumé into Excel, or put Excel into your resumé? And what colours would you use – the background could be important!

• currently operating under the assumption that the background colors of my excel spreadsheet greatly affects its effectiveness.
• nothing beats good old fashioned excel if you know how to code it / work with formulas. gives you complete control of calculations
• Between Excel-ing at work and checking out Code Academy, it’s been a programming kind of day #givememore
• Does anybody know how to make line charts on stupid excel? It’s not working for me, and I’m two seconds away from throwing my laptop.
• How was your Friday? I’m really tired of all the mental strain EXCEL puts you through but we cracked the code! night night lovely people x
• I have a policy that I do not look at resumes that are not pdf’s… today we received one on an excel spreadsheet. NEW LOW. #GenD
• Lmao put on my resume that I was proficient in using Excel thinking I would never actually use it! Now I have to teach myself #FML
• Nobody needs to be sent an excel spreadsheet zoomed to 130 %. I’m quite capable of a: seeing and b: zooming as and when I desire.
• Apparently Excel thinks this is an appropriate layout for an org chart #WTF (and yes I took a pic of my screen) http://t.co/afXukxAl
• Me to my Boss " I find your faith in Excel disturbing."
• At work making nice charts with excel data. I don’t want this task to end.
• I had to break down and get dual monitors at work. It’s about to get real nerdy in here. #excel
• Making an Excel worksheet & I have to pick 2 colors to differentiate. You better believe my first choices were Scarlet & Gray. #buckeyepride
• 2nd day at work and all I’ve done is create an excel sheet for celebrities that dine at our restaurants #WINNING
• why is it never simple to create a seemingly straight forward graph in excel?! and this is just the first one…

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• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel VBA

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Yes, that fan sound is frightening, knowing that Excel could crash at any time. Make a pivot table, and you’ll feel beastly again.

• I have only written two lines of Excel automation code and already my will to live is struggling under the onslaught. Must be a better way.
• Sometimes it’s good to make your boss happy. He wants me in Excel school, so in the words of Curly Howard, Orders is Orders.
• I love excel so much. I can’t believe old timers do things on paper!!!!!!! Pretty sure I just saved hours upon hours of work.
• Pivot tables ares beastly! Very powerful tool in excel. After I master that, I can almost consider myself as an advanced excel user!
• I don’t know if anything makes me feel more stupid than doing formulas in excel. Been screwing around with vlookup for 45 minutes.
• If a coworker says "your computer nerdy, right?" it can only mean they want your help printing something or creating an Excel spreadsheet.
• An #Excel problem has got me so stressed I can’t sleep! Is it even possible to format a number with 3 conditions?
• Today is sunny, 65 degrees, and I’ve conquered the difficult excel problem for my MGS class. 2012 is off to a great start!
• Note to self: adding date/days to the columns of a pivot table leaves plenty of time for Twitter… :-/
• Doing some wedding planning on excel while im suppose to work? no? muahaahahha!
• Just been introduced to pivot tables in Excel. Mind = blown. IT taught me only =SUM
• you’re awesome with Excel and can formulate things quickly = more work
• gotta love getting up for a 9.15 still drunk after 4 hours sleep to be taught how many cells are in an excel spreadsheet #getmebacktobed
• All caught up with @Codecademy work. (Not too hard: Boolean algebra is the same in Excel and Javascript.) It’s Sat pm, you say? #truenerd
• Instead of finishing Out Of Africa on the train this morning, I finished a pivot table.
• That sound. You know, where the fan kicks in as the cpu overheats in anticipation of excel crashing with hours of unsaved work? yep.

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• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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Should you learn C? Relearn VB? Or will you just stick with Excel? Whatever you decide, bring on the coffee.

• Is it possible to go blind from an inefficient rainbow like excel spreadsheet from a client? I think it’s happening
• Do you ever spend hrs on an Excel sheet, not quite sure what you’re going to do when it’s finally set up? Will it work? #fb
• So apparently a 9084 character formula is nines times too much for Excel. Beats re-learning VB though. #FML
• Call me a geek, but #PowerPivot for #Excel is very cool
• Embarrassed to say that Chemistry made me cry today. So frustrated with making graphs on Excel, plus really sick kid = complete disaster
• I’m going to slap myself on the hand if I click on pivot table again when I really want text to columns. #excelproblems
• Today’s highlight: using the IF, CEILING, FLOOR and ROUNDUP functions in an excel toilet provision spreadsheet. Whoop.
• Upgraded to Excel 2010 and have installed PowerPivot. Hmm, let’s see, where do I begin?…
• This evening I have mostly been thinking how to solve a work problem and have one step done. It’s a geek spreadsheet problem, nowt serious
• Taking another crack at this Excel spreadsheet. Bring on the coffee..
• Cost model is not the same as "Excel workbook that adds random number sets." The latter is significantly more boring to make.
• Got my head stuck in some serious Excel VBA code and almost forgot lunch! #in
• It’s all very well mucking about in Excel but writing C code gets the job done in half a second.
• Le me bored at work. Wild boss appeared. Quickly open Microsoft Excel. Wild boss walks away. Me gusta.
• I love #Excel and I don’t care who knows it.

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• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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If you’re providing Excel help at the local bar, don’t drink too much! You’ll end up putting in faulty VLOOKUPs, or getting into a crash (and not the Excel kind).

• It seems the only way to speed up this system today would be to code excel from scratch #itsatadslooooooow
• Has anyone actually built an Excel spreadsheet with 1048576 rows? Just curious, you know. No particular reason or anything.
• I feel like an idiot. If anyone knows how to make a line graph on Excel, feel free to give me a ring.
• Gotta say, feels pretty awesome to figure out a set of Excel formulas that cut your workflow on a spreadsheet in half! #fb
• They’d discover I’d put in faulty VLOOKUPs. Pivot Tables referencing spurious data. And that I’d set Excel’s date calculator to 1904 mode.
• Excel and Evernote have similar icons. Whenever I want to save a recipe I open a workbook. #frustrated
• That wonderful feeling when you finally get together a complicated graph in Excel! #gettinggoodatexcel
• Created a brilliant spreadsheet but the macros only work on excel 2007 & 2010. Crash on 2003. Hate that.
• Is it nerdy that I am super excited that I wrote some awesome VB code in an Excel Macros for a report I’m working on? #supernerdy
• frequent your favorite bar and they will ask you to help solve their excel worksheet problems.
• I have a day of conducting 2 funerals then home to convert Excel data to pretty bar charts for a client. Never boring, my days!
• Just learned that my last name is a "reserved word in Excel" which makes entering it onto a spreadsheet tricky #pitfallsofawordsurname
• Bored at work = type random lists in Excel.
• Sat at my desk enjoying a bowl of porridge and my clever Excel spreadsheet, watching the rain #WWT #dreamsofOz
• A shared Excel 2003 workbook, with enabled macros, is my Kryptonite… It is killing me slowly….
• I hope you’re turned on by my ability to effortlessly format Excel charts.

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel VLOOKUP Function

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Is that the icy-cold grip of Excel you’re feeling, or just a winter storm headed your way?

• Apparently I’m a "gorgeous star"… Guys are so lovely when they want me to tackle some advanced MS Excel work!
• add some more macros or a pivot table, everyone loves a pivot table 🙂
• A heated wheat bag and a pivot table saved my life today… It is exciting times living on Stuart St, let me tell you…
• Major in the humanities in college, any of you who are in high school. You’ll learn the world cant be boiled down to an Excel spreadsheet.
• Fought with excel for 10 mins trying to work out a formula. Picked up paper & pen and did it in 30 seconds with good old-fashioned algebra
• Excel not responding, not as if I need it desperately to work! #cheesedofftechnophobe
• when you have to reformat a 10 page excel spreadsheet for your mom and your cup-o-noodle is just sitting there <<<<
• My excel doesn’t want to work and i didn’t do my computer project. Even worse, it’s due 2nd period -.-
• Excel encountered a problem and must close. But yet it can still take 5 minutes to recover my work before doing so? #hardtobelieve
• The last thing I want to be doing is this excel spreadsheet
• I just had to open Excel for work. This can’t be good.
• Excel, will I ever escape your icy-cold grip on nearly every job I work?
• this computer at work took thirteen minutes to open excel. THIRTEEN MINUTES!!!
• Painful: having to show a week and a half’s worth of work in 30 Excel rows. Not Painful: your boss saying it’s perfect.
• Million-dollar idea of the day: A video game that looks exactly like open emails and excel spreadsheets. And does your work for you.
• But the problem is EXCEL ON A MAC SUCKS AND I USE EXCEL LIKE ITS AN EXTENDED LIMB

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Related Links:

• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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If you can’t figure out how to make an Excel chart, don’t get out the tack hammer. Just watch a few YouTube videos and eat some Doritos.

• What, in a past life, did I do to the person behind the Excel spreadsheet I’m working in right now?
• A on my M.I.S. Excel spreadsheet. Those pivot tables never stood a chance. I’m a beast.
• The geek in me wants to excel chart the stats from my Wifi toothbrush. The realist knows that I will never find the time 🙂
• Just found a reason to use a Pivot Table in Excel. It’s a giddy day here. #sadreasonstogetexcited
• I finally did my work. I thought I was being clever doing it at home but Numbers is even more enervating than Excel. Quite the achievement.
• I’ve been at work for 2 hrs and what do I have to show for it? I changed one cell in Excel. I shouldn’t have bothered to show today…
• I love it when Excel closes a file you’re working on and then won’t let you back into it read/write because you’re apparently still in it…
• Excel is so stupid..sometimes I just forget a simple command like " hide a comment",wasted 20 minutes and took help,Its a simple right click
• Is thanking users of YouTube for providing free online tutorials for every piece of software imaginable. Today: Advanced graphs in Excel!
• I wish I could teach the world to pivot. #excel #nerdtweet
• Glancing at my stats notes.All I wrote was "Make bar graph in excel. If cannot complete hit yourself in the head with a tackhammer" #helpful
• i love excel, but these reports are killing me with their tedium
• please, Please, PLEASE don’t say you know how to use Excel if all you can do is enter data on a spreadsheet
• Today’s breakfast includes homemade pancakes for kids and some piping hot #Excel work for me. Err…sthg doesn’t sound right here!
• So Dirk Nowitzki is going to miss 4 games to work on his "conditioning." I guess I’ll be ok missing a week of work to hone my excel skills
• I’m eating Doritos, watching The Big Bang Theory, doing work on my laptop while Excel is giving me a hard time! Yep, I’ve become American!
• Excel spreadsheets and paper shredders weighed heavily in my dreams last night. I’m such a dream idiot, I couldn’t even work the shredder

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel Tips and Tutorials

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When you’re up to workbook 209, and Excel is giving you chest pains, it’s time to leave. But if you learn a few fancy formulas, tomorrow might be easier.

• Lost: Motivation. Last seen skulking around the edges of an Excel spreadsheet. Reward of biscuits if found.
• dominated work this afternoon, demonstrating my skills in excel combined with my analytical mind set. what a deadly combination. #results
• Guess who just created an excel spreadsheet for a depreciation schedule using double-declining balance and a half-year convention?! #thisguy
• I once tried to use Excel’s Pivot Table function. That was pretty dangerous to my mental health. #SpokenNerd
• New pet peeve: don’t say ‘excel spreadsheet’. Either word is fine, but not both. Guy has said a dozen times in this mtg. #whitecollargripes
• There! I made a freaking HUGE excel dashboard with charts and visuals and everything…I’M LEAVING! #gooddaysir
• Why won’t Excel just work!!!!
• Watching videos at work that teach you how to use Excel…hopefully in no time I’ll become an Excel genius! haha (i wish)
• Just spent 2 hrs entering expenses in excel for mtg w/accountant. He is 100% going to laugh in my face at my pathetic charts and graphs.
• just because you know how to make pivot tables doesn’t give you the right to consider yourself an "excel expert" #toomuchcredit #not@work
• mostly I am tweeting here because I am avoiding an excel spreadsheet of financial data !
• Accountant and marketing manager have been proper buzzing off Excel charts and macros for days. Is it right to pity them?
• OMG! so proud of myself for successfully did up a USEFUL pivot table. muahahhahahaha!
• You can tell it’s been a fun day at work when you open a new excel spreadsheet and it says workbook209 …
• No lunch, work nightmare continues, Excel-induced headache & stress-induced chest pains.
• Someone just showed me how to do a 10 minute formula in excel that would have saved me hours of work last week :-/

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Remember – an extra $ in your Excel VBA code could cost you extra dollars! On the other hand, buying Excel for Dummies could save you some money, as long as you don’t try to make a 3-D chart like the one on the cover.

• Hate on kickers, but I’d like to see you put together a perfect pivot table outside in freezing cold knowing 100,000,000 people are watching
• Why doesn’t everyone freeze the top row of their excel spreadsheet of massive data? #nerdtweet
• i love building an excel spreadsheet that is laced full of formulas so when i change one number, all the numbers change. #nerdtweet
• Where’s the setting in Excel to stop the spreadsheet burning through your eyes and hacking at the inside of your head with tiny axes?
• If the 6 hours I slept consisted of me dreaming up methodology in SAS code and excel, are those billable hours?? #lifeofananalyst #fb
• Anyone else need a spreadsheet made? Excel and I have a love-hate relationship and I hate to leave it in the middle of a fight.
• 1. Slow day at work. Open excel spreadsheet, set all boxes to be tiny squares. 2. Plan Dwarf Fortress mines. 3. ???? 4. Profit!
• Woke up this a.m. thinking I was kinda smart. After spending hours trying to get an excel graph to work, I’m now fairly sure I’m a moron.
• I’m no artist. But I think my spreadsheet for the Section 1 boys hoops playoffs could be in a museum. Excel for Dummies worth the $19.99
• I’m excited about sleeping tomorrow. I’m not, however, excited about starting school work where everything is done on excel.
• I have made a basic excel spreadsheet. This may not mean much to you, but it means the world to me.
• Is it wrong that my husband charts of weight on excel each week? I’m now use to it but suspect it’s a little odd.
• #Megaupload shut down – thousands of “hundred-MB-big Excel work spreadsheets” or “a ton of porn” missing from the Net?
• When you’ve itemised your stock inventory on an Excel spreadsheet with macros, you know you’re running A Nerdy Garage Sale.
• Another day of scrolling through one excel doc in a lame attempt to feign work completed
• Today I watched someone waste $403 in man hours for me to solve his excel issue in 30 seconds. He had an extra $ in the code. #govspending

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Weight Loss Tracker

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If you’re struggling with Excel, a tasty Cinnabon might help prevent a hissy fit – and it would taste better than nibbling on your fingernails.

• Funny how I thought I knew how to work #Excel but come to find out, I’m totally #computerilliterate but I guess it’s good to find that out
• Just putting it out there: I love pivot tables. Don’t get much press, but it is a good bit of excel! #geek
• Struggling to focus today…a Cinnabon would be nice…too many numbers in this spreadsheet…really want to go sleep…#chicktrainofthought
• Don’t say out loud when creating an Excel spreadsheet for wife’s doctoral dissertation: "oops/not good/oh I made an error/that’s not right"
• am looking forward to my #excel dashboard course tomorrow, I think I take my "I love spreadsheets" mug with me!
• I like my Excel cells top aligned. You got a problem with that?
• My boss gifted me with an excel =VLOOKUP challenge for today. I needed something to kill an hour between conference calls.
• excel spreadsheet overload and warm heinekens. get me outta hereee.
• I’ve literally spent the last hour trying to figure out how to do a graph on excel…and my mind is still a blank
• Good morning Tweeties! So I was growing my nails & because of an Excel spreadsheet I have now bitten them all off!!! #notgood
• I made my own knitting graph for putting letters into a hat using Excel #igotskills #fb
• That presenter had lost me the moment he talk about ”pivot table”. #makeItQuick
• I’m creating a new genre called Excel House. Sounds fresh paired with some poppin’ pie charts
• Great to spend the day coding yesterday – nice to get my hands dirty. [Excel VBA, which I am sure most of you don’t count as real code]
• Trying to work with excel and word when your touchpad is having a hissy fit is not fun! Swearing will commence shortly.

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Related Links:

• Excel Dashboard Templates
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Bring your I ♥ Excel mug to work today, and make the other applications jealous. Don’t let the boss see it though, or you might end up with extra work.

• Dear world, please learn to use excel, or at least learn the difference between a pie chart and pivot table
• Move to Column Labels for pivot tables in Excel just made my day. How did I JUST now find that?
• It would take like a 2 minutes to do it by hand, but I’ve spent almost an hour trying to work this out on excel.
• My boss just asked if anyone in the newsroom knows how to use excel ? everybody shoulda said something but it was 3 out of 8..
• Listening to 70s music while I work because my brain is desperately trying to find a place where Microsoft Excel does not exist.
• 3rd graders today enjoyed revealing a hidden object in an Excel spreadsheet.
• have just taught boss how to merge and wrap text in an excel file. Sigh.
• my dad just asked me if i can help him with work by filling in data into Excel for two bucks per sheet!!! i was like hell yeah i know its >
• Discovered a new trick on excel at work. Woohooooo #boring
• I love my husband because he talks about excel formulas like I talk about bargain shopping.
• OMG… The client just sent me a 123MB Excel file. My primitive work computer is no match for this beast!
• Dear Excel, you’re killing me soflty with your auto recovery stuff. Sincerely, a man who can’t work without you.
• Aaaaaand back to work. These Excel cells won’t fill themselves…
• I brought my ‘I love spreadsheets’ mug to work today. All my office apps except Excel keep crashing. This isn’t coincidence, it’s jealousy.

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Are you a chronic Save button pusher? That’s a good thing – you never know when a lynx might attack your Excel file.

• Know it was a bad day when your spreadsheet follows you home.
• When they taught us how to use Excel in high school, I never imagined I’d spend so much time with it one day. Pivot Tables are insane.
• Apparently, when the boss showed me catalogues & said "I want a catalogue just like this", what he meant was "I want an excel spreadsheet".
• Why has it taken me so long to discover the power of excel-based pivot tables?
• When I’m at work talking about the links between excel files I like to pretend I’m discussing large cats. #lynx
• I’ve spent considerable time over the last two days running German Air Force scenarios for the Battle of Britain in an excel spreadsheet.
• My mom made me a customized color-coded schedule on Excel with a Fox Racing theme. It’s dorky, but awesome. Thanks, mom. I love you.
• I know it’s probably good for browser software, but after years working on Excel I’ve gotta say – Google Docs Spreadsheet is horrible.
• For my IT Quals, they asked me if i’d made an Excel Spreadsheet. I showed them the finance chart I made. Apparently it was complicated.
• All it takes is losing half a spreadsheet once to become a chronic save button presser.
• Just got crazy excited when an excel pivot table did what I wanted it to do – sometimes my geekyness knows no bounds!
• mode function in excel doesn’t work correctly, try these two data sets 2,3,2,3,2,3 and 3,2,3,2,3,2 #maths #statistics #excel #math #mathchat
• My excel sheet reads "bed / cappirraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" … that’s what happen when you pass out at work
• Just tidied my desk at work, found enough crap to have a jumble sale. Any one want Office Excel 5.0 (boxed)?
• I am one with this excel spreadsheet. My third eye is open and my chakras are aligned. Right!!

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Any movie that features Excel must be good, right? Even if that unattractive Brad Pitt is co-starring with our favourite dashing spreadsheet.

• Brad Pitt is really good at looking like young Rob Bedford and acting like he’s never seen an Excel spreadsheet before. #moneyball
• That annoying moment in Excel when you undo lots of work to see what something was beforehand, only for it not to let you redo…
• A guy tried to impress me with Excel knowledge when I told him I work in #analytics. Really? Why does this keep happening?
• my dad is making me a chart on excel to rank the schools i’m deciding on….this is a little too intense for me
• Pretty much takes up my 40 hours a week. I view the whole world like a spreadsheet now – as if the matrix were designed in excel.
• Dear Excel: Please don’t take it personally that I dislike your interface, appearance, etc. I still use you for work, don’t I?
• Watching my boss try to format a spreadsheet in Excel… is just painful. Not everything has to be done through a dialog box!
• And he’s making an excel spreadsheet of the guest list to replace the one I’d typed up in notepad. I love having a nerd for a fiance.
• My dept. completed a takeout order of eggrolls & shrimp balls w an Excel spreadsheet. LOVE.
• I just totally beat the crap out of an Excel worksheet. See if you’ll forget the cell formatting I applied now. Punk.
• I can only imagine its the same feeling becoming a father as I felt today creating a pivot table. #worknerd” #InternMoment
• use microsoft excel to construct a pie graph #1 no. #2 no.
• why does my stupid microsoft excel not give me the correct payment! I entered the same values as my lecturer and my answer is 100x of hers!
• No idea how to make a graph on Microsoft excel but Nooo not allowed to draw one
• pro tip: staring at the same excel spreadsheet for 6+ hours makes you feel kinda drunk

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Does it really matter if the Excel chart is green or purple? Maybe it matters to a dinosaur – and Kermit the Frog would definitely prefer green.

• Some people at work were taught how to use Excel & a photocopier. They’ve been workin here 4yrs. Wonder if they have any other dreams?
• Step 1 highlight and copy 6 graphs in excel, step 2 paste them in PowerPoint. Step 3, kill a half hour while my computer thinks" about it
• Just spent way too long creating a graph in excel. The "help" was not any.
• How is it possible that an excel spreadsheet template can incite such rage in a person? That’s it – I need a nap.
• if it makes you feel better, all my addresses are on an excel spreadsheet on my laptop. it’s like i’m a dinosaur.
• I’m going to need that expressed in a pivot table, mmkay?
• Excel spreadsheet open. Staring at numbers. How do I calculate my Q4 taxes again? #badatmath
• Someone right now is checking my work on an Excel spreadsheet with a CALCULATOR.
• I’m making a new chart in Excel. My boss said he wanted green. I heard purple.
• Switching back to making charts in Excel after Tableau is like being fed spam after eating filet mignon
• The guy teaching my excel class sounds like Kermit the frog. I’m gonna let him know that I loved his work in "Muppets Treasure Island"
• One more time folks: colouring in your excel spreadsheet does not make it a database. Though I admit the pastel shades are appealing.
• Neighbor at work enters office like she’s entering disneyland.With a big smile n rubbing her hands thinking of excel sheets n ppts. #bizarre
• Made a crossword puzzle in excel cuz I was bored in class. It’s the first day, more puzzles to come. #FML
• I just spent 2 hours holed up in my #cubicle working on an Excel spreadsheet that my Mgr still won’t like even though I copied his example.
• you don’t strike me as an excel girl. i bet these charts were entertaining
• I make charts & graphs in Excel all day long, and I still have to spend 3 minutes figuring out how to add a title each time.

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Templates

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While you wait for the guys in the long white jackets to arrive, you can clean up your workbooks by deleting the unused tabs. Try to avoid eye contact with all the nerdy people around you.

• Stupid Microsoft Excel class. I could teach this class. Not to mention its a room full of the nerdiest people I’ve ever seen. #ShootMeNow
• Does ANYBODY know how to use excel for the purpose of line graphs ?!?! PLEASE HELP ME !
• Just did my first pivot table in Excel. Gotta say, that was kinda nice. #latetotheparty
• Office Web Apps: So your accountants can be giddy editing the same excel spreadsheet together at tax time!
• Does anyone outside of the 8th grade use 3-D graphs in Excel?
• True story.. right after this math class of mine, our prof took 50 minutes to explain to us how to make a pie chart on excel.
• I swear to God this is how it goes EVERY DAY! : *working on the excel sheet for 1 hour* *opens twitter tab for one second –> boss shows up*
• “I might be mildly in love with the Excel subtotal function.” Anyone have the number for the guys with the long white jackets?
• I left an Excel workbook open overnight. All my general formats are now dates.
• I am about to attempt some graphs on my computer, dear excel: Please cooperate. #heregoesnothing
• I’m one of those people who needs to delete the unused sheets in an Excel workbook. It bothers me seeing those extra tabs.
• Learning the pro excel formulae now! My boss says mastering them will make me god-like!
• The kind of graph I want is too fancy for excel? I am shocked and disappointed.
• Dear excel, trust me I hate this cse200 busy work as much as you do, however that does not give you a valid reason to stop being responsive
• And I am still here. Obviously practicing work avoidance, since I am typing here and not into my Excel spreadsheet. And I hear it’s snowing.
• after 4 hours in excel i have rediscovered my love for pivot tables
• Classes that should be required for every business degree: basic logic, composition and prose, and "how to use a pivot table".

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Using Excel shortcuts shows that you’re "excelling", not lazy. Maybe your colleagues have been affected by paint fumes, or those glaring yellow worksheets.

• This is an Excel Class, you should have created a worksheet for you class roster! #idiot
• *bang bang bang* that noise? Oh it’s just me, smashing the laptop against the desk – doesn’t everyone just LOVE excel??
• thank you YouTube for teaching me how to create a chart in Excel. now I can stop freaking out about this presentation.
• A single Excel worksheet is limited to 65,536 rows and 256 columns. "Will this be on our exams?"
• I always try to find shortcuts to finish work quickly and my colleagues think i am lazy. Damn idiots! this applies to excel functions also.
• Working on an Excel spreadsheet formula and mentally reverted to if-then-else BASIC programming. Yikes. #the80scalledandwanttheircodeback
• WHY did I chose to do Bioethics? I’m basically staring at an excel spreadsheet of runes. WHAT IS THIS?
• Prepare to feel the wrath of a woman whose spreadsheet was tampered with by an excel illiterate person….
• Following on from last week’s antics, I have now made the second best #Excel spreadsheet ever.
• That was the spreadsheet from hell. Not properly totalled, figures missing, didn’t cross add. Would have been better if they didn’t bother.
• When people ask me what I’m doing at work I say "I’m excelling" so they think I’m doing well but really I’m just in Microsoft Excel all day
• If you highlight info with glaring yellow instead of soft mint green on Excel dont bother ever talking to me again at work or in life
• Lacking in the exciting life department when you’re most excited to have your excel spreadsheet fill out itself.
• Ok, who wants to finish an Excel spreadsheet for me? I’ve done 24 of them this week already
• Yay. The paint fumes are back. I love paint fumes. They make the numbers in my Excel spreadsheet dance. *weeeeeeee*
• well there’s an excel spreadsheet about to happen

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Keyboard Shortcuts 

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Try to get Excel installed before you start your big projects, and if you have to talk to the creepy boss, give yourself a shiny gold star.

• Have excel open therefore I’m productive and ‘doing work’
• making a times tables worksheet for your brother as your parents can’t make a head or tail of excel.
• Another pivot table precisely & delightfully designed. 000’s of lines of data never looked so beautiful. #excel4life
• Pivot tables in Excel are really quite handy at times. I just wish I didn’t have to re-learn how to use them at those times.
• made a pivot table which knows what date it is and was on the previous working day. two people were AMAZED. I rule?
• I guess, if I take off my glasses, this Excel spreadsheet looks a *bit* like a racetrack spiraling into the distance.
• I like how i got excel AFTER I did all of the graphs for this project #greatluck
• Super proud of this excel spreadsheet I did for work. Gonna decorate it with gold stars and put it up on the fridge when I get home.
• I just found out that I’ve been alive for 11,152 days. Excel Spreadsheet jedi class makes me feel that I’m very old…
• Literally have just been staring at this excel document for 20 mins, maybe another 20 will help me figure out why I’m not doing work
• Guys love 2 things more than girls love pinterest. 1. Fantasy Football 2. Excel.
• Forget borders, even a simple colour code, makes an interesting Excel sheet.
• this is when I miss my old boss – as inappropriate and creepy as he was, he was an excel genius. ugh.
• Dear Pandora: I am entering into Excel spreadsheet hell–don’t fail me now. Please and thank you. Love, me.
• downloaded excel games cos it looks like work but actually i’m playing deal or no deal.finally a spreadsheet I can win at.
• if i die today blame it on slow office laptop and microsoft excel in general and ofcourse my boss

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Swords, pirates, and rattlesnakes – Excel is even more dangerous than usual today. Try to keep the shrieking and swearing to a minimum.  

• It’s a shame all you people learning to code won’t have the pleasure of doing so with VB5 and Excel Macros like I did.
• Exercising my brain with MySQL ‘pivot table’ queries, that should trim some of the Xmas fat…
• I’m seeing pivot tables and IFERROR statements when I close my eyes. I’m fully prepared to dream in Excel language tonight
• This man at work(aka my boss) asked me to do an excel doc. for him. Little does he know, I got a bad grade on one in class. #sorryimnotsorry
• I know that excel charts are the thing but there is a certain satisfaction in coloring it in with a marker.
• After two days of head-scratching, typing, Excel re-designing & hard work, I’ve finally got my sales records to tally up! Hurray for that!
• Wrenched myself away from Skyrim to do some boring office work. Meh! Using keyboard and mouse to do work in Excel is lame. #GimmeASword
• My head hurts more from helping w/ 6th grade math than it does after building an Excel spreadsheet.
• Oh how I love Excel! 400 entries in and Oops, it’s stopped working. Oh how we chortled!
• *shrieks loudly* Spreadsheet?!?! That word suffocates me like a rattlesnake claiming its prey. #theyscareme #todeath
• Ahhhh! Nothing says welcome back to work like Excel crashing on you on a standard copypaste action. #fb
• Principal goal for semester is to avoid lunch conversations involving MS Excel, Access. Unless they are code words for something awesome.
• Talk about Irony and Hypocrisy…I’m using my pirated version of Microsoft Excel to make graphs for my Data Management ISU on Piracy.
• thank you dad for teaching me how to work excel.
• I AM SWASHBUCKLING THESE EXCEL GRAPHS.
• Today I am mostly be swearing at Excel and making pivot tables.

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Related Links:

• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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Don’t worry about thermodynamics, just focus on making a beautiful pivot table. It’s a life changing experience! Then you can reward yourself with a trip to a theme park.

• Oh well hello giant cumbersome excel sheet. Yes, I would love to spend the rest of the day working on you.
• Really bummed that I seem to have permanently lost a spreadsheet I’ve been keeping for years. Can’t find it on backups, the cloud, anywhere.
• I love Microsoft Excel… made a right good spreadsheet with Florida theme park ticket comparisons on…. :L
• Never go to school for engineering if you hate Microsoft Excel. I’ve been workin on this 1100 page spreadsheet for over a month *__*
• at my day job I use a notepad to document my calls I’m the only person under the age of 40 who doesn’t use the excel spreadsheet
• Sorry for getting antsy. I’ve just really been nerding out over the Sandlot review. Like, "Excel spreadsheet" nerding out.
• When you’re trying to formulate a spreadsheet and Excel isn’t having any of it. Obviously I’m too intelligent for it!
• Sat in my hotel looking at the most complex Excel spreadsheet I’ve seen. I’m told I should be in the bar watching Arsenal vs Leeds
• Creating your first Pivot Table in Excel is a life changing experience.
• i give up with thermodynamics, not even excel can work it out for me
• Damn. I closed Excel without realizing there was an open spreadsheet I should have saved first. Something’s wrong with me today.
• Spending the night with a cup of tea and Microsoft Excel. Hey there pivot table. Is that a nested function or are you just happy to see me?
• Once again, please do not use the hashtag #Excel for philosophical phrases, is only for the Microsoft Spreadsheet. Find anotherone. Thanks.
• Why I have no life: I am up at two in the morning creating an excel spreadsheet to keep track of my hours from work…
• I’m a broken man, but I have finally finished a pivot table of extraordinary beauty and usefulness! It’s got conditional formatting and all!

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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It’s a bit late in the new year to discover that your brain cells disappeared over the holidays. Maybe Dr. House could fix your head, and your Excel charts. 

• I spent one hour creating an excel sheet when all along it was already made, it was in a hidden column ahhh #work frustration!
• I am in that lovely *just finished complicated spreadsheet* place – if I had an Excel queen T shirt, I’d dance around in it
• The most terrifying moment in "House"? The moment when I discovered that House knows how to do a pie chart in Excel.
• So happy to work in a field where the fact that I’ve never used Excel isn’t a problem.
• Diet Coke, my favourite European law textbook, Excel spreadsheet and Twitter. Anyone else keeping me company until the daylight hours?
• am in the middle of the worst paper work and excel formulas ever so am trying to stay happy
• Train, plane, taxi etc. en route to work again. Armed with coffee and excel sheets.
• Is there anything more frustrating than an excel equation that doesn’t work the way you expect it to?
• Teaching Maggie about Excel. She’s making a spreadsheet to organize her day. My heart is happy<3. #proudmom #ihopedthisdaywouldcome
• Why is it so complicated to make a graph on Microsoft excel? #ihatesciencefair
• If the question is, "Are you using an Excel spreadsheet to help with your playoff fantasy football draft?" The answer is, "Mayybe" 🙂
• Thank goodness these college kids know how to create charts in Excel. Such training did not come with my Journalism degree.
• Don’t know about training courses, but google for pivot-tables if you want to become Excel nerdier
• working on an excel spreadsheet is not conducive to a "relaxing" #wineparty
• Oh no.. drank my braincells away over christmas+newyear, cant even think of my uni email nevermind how to work excel.

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• GetPivotData Function Pivot Table Books 

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Yes, Excel is always fun, even if you didn’t learn how to use it in high school. Imagine the excitement of an exploded donut in biology lab!

• Work. If you’re not jamming your entire computer by doing something wonky on Excel, #youredoingitwrong.
• Making seating charts and organizing gift suites as award season has arrived. Excel spreadsheets, I own you. #ilovemyjob #PRislife
• Why weren’t taught excel when we were in highschool??!! Life could have been so much eaisier with freaking formula and pivot!! #justsaying
• Would you mind telling me where to apply? I have a reasonable grasp of Excel, large quantities of patience, and love travel.
• Any excel spreadsheet from the client with a category named "Sixth Dimension" is a good sign.
• I just make sure I have a really colorful and detailed looking spreadsheet up in Excel.
• Dear Microsoft Word; I want you, I need you, but there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you. I will always have more fun with Excel.
• Even my beloved Find and Replace can not save me from the crushing boredom of converting cricket fixtures spreadsheet into text. Save me!
• If I chose pen and paper over an impromptu Excel spreadsheet – am I betraying my profession?
• This anomalous 4 day work week has got me exhausted. Wonder if I convince my boss that minesweeper is an excel spreadsheet today.
• used all my excel knowledge to build a nasty spreadsheet… For my fantasy basketball team. So proud and didn’t know where to brag. Hey!
• Since my Excel isn’t being very nice today, the most I’ve accomplished is finishing my Playoffs bracket for the work pool. #NFTC
• Of course Excel quit before I could save my document. Of course it can’t recover it. Of course I’d love to redo the entire thing#needdrink
• Using the chart in excel called, "exploded donut." Duck!
• Humans should be required to ace a course in Excel before they’re allowed to work with me. I know its just a spreadsheet but I hate you now.
• Skill of the day- building a pivot table on excel! High fives!
• I made a microsoft excel spreadsheet of the things I want for my birthday..

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables

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Happy weekend! How did you spend your Friday night? Were you building pivot tables, or making shopping plans with a stone cold appliance hunter? Maybe it’s time to run away and join the circus.  

• Words cannot express what feels like to create a beautiful excel spreadsheet.
• Sigh… Looks like my analyst locked the VBA code of an important excel sheet. There’s an error with it and he’s not here, as usual.
• Hey, Twitter gang. Is there a formula in Excel that will do all of my work for me? ‘=FeelingLazy()’ ‘=OhGodKillMe()’ ‘=*Sobs*()’ don’t work
• Just finished building another spreadsheet-asaurus rex. If I see another #Excel doc today I’m going to pass out.
• So right now I have maxed out my poor work laptop…it’s taking Excel 10+ mins to do my calculations…hence why I’m on Twitter 🙂
• I couldn’t be happier doing my expenses…no honestly *bursts into tears over excel spreadsheet* Where has my happiness gone?
• A love letter to Microsoft. Excel is awesome. Well done. Thanks.
• Putting my Spring semester schedule, including workout times, work & tea w/ Grandma, onto an excel spreadsheet. #Organized… who, me? haha.
• 7PM on a Friday night in #NYC and what’s got me excited? The cash flow pivot table I just built in Excel. (I really am going out later.) #fb
• So many challenges. I may need to draw up another chart on excel to keep track. It’s always good when you need to make excel charts.
• I swear I need to marry a CPA or a banker! Just finished my 12 month cash flow projection excel worksheet…. Now I need a stiff drink!
• Loving working from home. My home computer appears to run Excel macros about 20x faster than my one at work. #fb
• you know class sucks when you try finding out how big you can make an Excel Spreadsheet #Bored
• Do any of you actually use Excel or other spreadsheet software in your TEACHING profession? Need to know if it’s worth a teacher training.
• Gotta love YouTube. It’s great for helping you learn stuff like photography stuff and how to do pivot tables in Excel.
• Curse u microsoft excel!!! I’m stuck at work because of u n ur stupid memory!!!! >_<
• I married a stone cold appliance hunting killer. She came in with plates, a glass, and a full spreadsheet of features & prices.
• I have to do some data analysis on n Excel Spreadsheet this weekend. I’m going to run away to join the circus instead.

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Related Links:

• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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Are you smarter than Excel? How is PowerPivot like baseball? What’s with the colours? So many questions, and so little time.

• I am swiftly falling back out of love with Excel. Not so swiftly, actually; it’s been most of the afternoon.
• If u like #PowerPivot, u should watch the movie "Moneyball." The parallels will be obvious. Worth watching even if u have read the book.
• Look what grad school has done to me…I’m up @ 5:30am makin an Excel spreadsheet of how I’ma spend/budget my refund check. smh
• Thinking of making an Excel spread sheet to manage and keep a tab on all the reasons that i have already used for getting off work early.
• When working in Microsoft Excel, if there are empty sheets in ur workbook, DELETE them please before sending the file out. Clean up ur work
• Booya…just call me the V-Lookup and pivot table master!!
• i make excel charts for fun. #confession
• This morning, my hairstylist’s second part of conversation with me was "So I’m having this problem in Excel…" #foreverITguy
• Teachers are stupid stupid people. How hard is it to sort a list in excel? It even warns when you’re being a tool. Grrr
• Geez. I am smarter than the stupid damn excel. Doesn’t matter every single person in the world doesn’t agree with me.
• I seriously get excited about magical formulas and pretty charts in MS Excel. Never thought I’d turn into such a data geek.
• If you guys could see my fiction-writing spreadsheet outline right now, you would be all like "What’s with the colours? What are you, six?"
• I love Excel. Spreadsheets are so much fun for a person who is an organizer at heart. sort, sort, sort. 😀
• Just spent an hour trying to do five minutes of work in Excel. #notmycuppatea
• There is genius in everyone, but if you judge a tiger by its ability to use Excel, it would spend its whole life feeling stupid

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Related Links:

• Excel Functions
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VLOOKUP Function

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It’s challenging to help Mom and Dad with their Excel problems, and frantically moving the mouse doesn’t make them disappear! Maybe a good night’s sleep would help.

• Moving the mouse frantically does not help your excel spreadsheet open quicker. #whatilearnedtoday
• non-printer friendly excel spreadsheets make me want to flip tables. Or something. I lose hrs of work reformatting! 🙁
• A whole afternoon on an Excel spreadsheet. The most rock and roll day i’ve had for a while
• 45 mins to solve a problem on my ridiculous spreadsheet. Cause: $1.43 off on one line. Must not rage quit Excel… #nerdherder
• Sorry for the rant before. I was trying to solve a printing problem in Excel. Uninstalled a Microsoft patch & now it works.
• Received a fax of an excel spreadsheet that was originally sent by e-mail & completed by hand by the sender. Yes I said it was handwritten.
• Katie is making me an excel spreadsheet with all the French wine regions, their producers and the grapes they produce.
• If anybody cares, this spreadsheet is about to make me go postal! Making staying up all might wasn’t such a great idea! #oldmanproblems
• in a bid to find a week we are all free for ibiza, we have resorted to making an EXCEL CHART. so brilliant. so us.
• You decided to change the structure of the spreadsheet (for no reason/benefit) & now linked sheets don’t work…& you _think_ you broke it?
• Aghhhh!! Statistics :'( How the hellll does Microsoft Excel work :/ I’ve forgotten everything… I was a pro! #LifesHard
• Love that dinner with one of my dear friends ended with making fancy #excel spreadsheets.
• Boy, I sure do love how Excel isn’t printing the titles and labels on all of my graphs.
• The bulk of today has been spent wrestling with Excel. I really do know how to create a chart, or I did before we upgraded to Office ’07.
• My mom just tried to trick me into teaching her how to use Excel so I could do her work as she "learned."
• Annoyed that dad had to wake me up at the mid of night just to align left the contents of the spreadsheet he’s doing in Excel. Kill me now!

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Weekly Meal Planner

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When you’re selecting your Excel font for the new year, choose carefully. You don’t want Comic Sans burning your eyes for the entire year.

• First Excel crash of the new year. Lots of formula work lost. And I’m still smiling. Nothing’s going to phase me
• I’m sitting here making an Excel spreadsheet. Times like these make me wonder why I have any friends at all.
• OMG I did not save that excel doc with the data and charts I used!!! I didn’t even remember to put it on my flashdrive -____-
• could be worse. Long distance bi-national relationship here. Did a spreadsheet: 4.6 dateable men in my local area. #ImAGeek
• I LOVE Excel spreadsheets!! How sexy is the LOOKUP formula?? #gerk
• 10 AM and Excel freezes for the third time today. Love month end close SO MUCH.
• #ThingsIHateTheMost work in EXCEL…..:(
• Today, I make an important decision that will affect my year. What font I’ll be using in a spreadsheet for 2012. #toughchoices
• I wish I had an Excel spreadsheet or some tedious office politics or a commute or chat about the weather to break up this terrible boredom.
• Clearly I forgot what work was….after 13 days off, I am a little rusty!! What is an excel spreadsheet!?! Only the backbone of my job!!!
• Why oh why would you ever use Comic Sans in an Excel spreadsheet!? It’s bad enough I have to look at a spreadsheet, now my eyes are burning.
• Is it sad that I’m very impressed with myself after creating a really complicated excel spreadsheet lol
• So sleepy I nearly tweeted the stuff I was supposed to enter in the excel spreadsheet, LOL
• I just owned excel and saved myself hours of work that I will now waste playing sporcle, daydreaming and reading about NBC #timewellspent
• Just created a 13-tab Excel file to track new year’s resolutions throughout 2012. In a related story, I have a problem. #nerdsolutions #OCD

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Functions
• Excel Templates

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Finally back to work after a lovely holiday break. How did you spend the last day of your holiday? Helping your mom with Excel? Working on your 2012 budget?

• Last few hours of holiday are spent doing some a spreadsheet for work, oh well.
• OMG I cannot use Excel. I am SUCH an Architecture student fail.
• My life runs on an excel sheet now #FML
• Trying to work but my laptop keeps freezing up when I try to use Adobe or Excel. If I hear 1 comment from a Mac person, I will murder them
• Excel Graphs are so pointless. Why am I even bothering?:(
• Because I am such a delightful daughter I helped my mum create a spreadsheet. It was like she never knew Excel exsisted.
• Strangest thing ever: cleaning up kitchen & found a 5-pg Excel spreadsheet of someone’s xmas card list. Not ours. No clue whose it is. WTH?
• It depresses me how few people understand the joy of a new Excel budget workbook that a new year brings
• Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, if you are part of Americas workforce I suggest you learn how to use an Excel Spreadsheet. #Employment101
• First pivot table of 2012 out the way #excelgeek
• I’m married to my job. I’m engaged to Microsoft Excel. I’m in relationship with numbers! C’est mon vie! I love my life! #fail #denial
• Back to the spreadsheets at work tomorrow. Not excel-ent.
• I don’t think you can ‘win’ excel, but I just made a cool chart, so.
• So far the first day back at work in 2012 is split ~50%/25%/25% between IntelliJ, PowerPoint and Excel, but I feel a tremor in the Force.
• My boss is 83. She said put in 100+ lamb info in a table OR excel..then she tried to yell at me for choosing excel. She’s lucky she’s old!

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel Templates

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Not too many Excel tweets today. All the New Year’s celebrations made our brains hurt.

• I just made an expenses spreadsheet from scratch using smartie-pants formulas & everything. I officially rock.
• has been constructing this spreadsheet for entirely too long. Even my Excel-loving brain is starting to hurt. Need a quick break!
• En route to movies. Hubby has stopped for an excel spreadsheet lesson with friends… #gonnabelate
• Jeez. Only been at this spreadsheet for half an hour and already my eyes have gone funny. Edge of the screen is bending! #timeforoptometrist
• Did a co-workers’ Excel charts for her while she is on vacay. She was dreading it. Merry Christmas.
• The must irritating task is to work on the formatting of an excel sheet after entering data into it
• Trying to take a program as complex as Excel and dumb it down to a level where tech illiterates can understand is a helluva challenge
• making excel spreadsheet of the new jellybelly flavor combos ive mastered this yr
• Gotta love Excel. Just received a 1.9MB file containing 4K of tabbed text and a single 82KB PNG.
• PowerPivot from @Microsoft sounds great in theory but really seems half-baked in practice.
• i can’t operate microsoft excel properly… What year is it now?

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Conditional Formatting
• Excel Functions

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