Happy New Year’s Eve! If you don’t have your party plans finalized for tonight, you can sort them out in an Excel spreadsheet. I’m sure that if I wanted to control every aspect of my life w Excel, I could. My love for creating rules & formulas is really disturbing. Still don’t know what I’m…
Will you use Excel to set your New Year’s resolutions? Or maybe you’re too busy dancing! I am currently watching my boss using excel and she is totalling up cells using a calculator. I am trying not to have an epileptic fit. racking my brain, trying to remember my corporate-induced pivot table expertise… #yuck #Excel…
If you used Excel to cheat on the Christmas quiz, you’ll be on Santa’s naughty list for next year. slowly but surely i am becoming better at #excel! this is big. the business world needs me About to blow up my work computer with some huge Excel files. My life is exciting. Now that I’ve…
Yes, it’s hard to remember those Excel formulas, after a holiday break. Don’t try to build a 200 row worksheet on your first day back! Excel won’t open on my work computer. I’ve waited liiiike a week, to see if some magical computer update would fix it in the night. I LOVE MAKING EXCEL CHARTS…
All parents should install the latest version of Excel. Don’t make your children suffer needlessly – unless they’re trying to create a 3-D chart. Pennsylvania should be more like an excel spreadsheet, so you can hide and unhide and get to nyc faster- my aunt. I have set out tomorrow’s kitchen jobs in an Excel…
If you’re too tired to work today, just open an Excel file, so you look organized, and your boss will be impressed. Or, just spend the day staring at a lava lamp. Guy next to me is a CNU professor making an Excel spreadsheet of California wines. Professor of alcohol studies? Everyone stand back, about…
Merry Christmas! I hope Excel is helping you keep the names straight on your greeting cards to the neighbours! Husband (a non-programmer) is programming an Excel spreadsheet tonight. He’s giddy as a kid on Christmas morning. It’s adorable 🙂 Hopefully next year, I wouldn’t have to work on more than 5 excel workbooks at any…
Yes, a game of Excel hangman sounds about right for work goals today. Or maybe I’ll just talk to the other women in the office, and work on my Christmas list. I wrote an excel spreadsheet macro once, will that help? who here knows how to do a pivot table?…clearly not in training with finance…
That’s what Excel needs – more tinsel! And if we’re making a wish list, a beer garden would be a nice add-in. I cant believe i am missing out on the secret party tonight to do a bloody excel spreadsheet! #dedicatedtothejob My boss has been trying to figure out something in excel for 20+ mins,…
Periyar National Park sounds like a wonderful place to think about Excel. I had to Google to find out where the park is located – did you? A pivot table is meant to make life simpler! This one doesn’t! I am so tempted to fix this…. I also got an A in my Excel spreadsheet…
Having the boss do 1/57th of the Excel work sounds about right to me! Do use a spreadsheet when you finally get home, and you’ll feel better. You know what I love about using excel in this math unit? It’s like working for my parents all over again… (sarcasm at it’s max) Such a nerd!!…
Even if you are a mad man, or self-proclaimed Excel moron, your Excel work will be easier if you know how to use a pivot table. Don’t let hell freeze over before you learn! Apparently Mad Men is going to conclude in the present day. Can’t wait to see an 80 year-old Don struggling to…
Have you ever made a Christmas gift that required multiple Excel calculations? Or do you avoid Excel, and focus your attention on things that you can do in the Kid Zone? No, I don’t want to go and find your error in your Excel spreadsheet. You screwed up the math. That’s not my problem. #ThingsIWishICouldSay…
Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers. New system "To save you time with all that Excel work you do" actually creates more Excel work before all the Excel work I do. Dear Internet, I fixed a stupid Excel…
Remember, you can colour the sheet tabs in your Christmas gift workbook, to make it extra exciting! False alarm with my dad he had another IT related problem…it was how comes he couldnt see the whole excel sheet I love being able to do practically anything with Excel. It makes me quite useful in the…
Do not unplug a stranger’s computer, no matter what they’re working on, or how rude Excel is being. Have a fourth cup of coffee and you’ll feel cool again. I love Excel Formulas. Feeling cool with meself right now. Been at the office since 4am. Still haven’t solved the problem. Now excel is being rude,…
This weekend, you can spend a romantic night with Excel, then head out to do some Christmas shopping with your sister. If you’re lucky, she’ll have a colour-coded worksheet. Drawing a graph in excel is more work than its worth.. I’m thrilled that my Excel pie-in-pie charts are working. I’m sad I’m thrilled. Sigh. I…
Did you know that there was a Christmas song about Excel sheets? Or were you too busy avoiding your Mom’s emails about your spending? It’s not really that I hate Excel. It’s knowing that the 12 year old version of myself could have done this graph in Logo in 3 minutes. Aaaaah, the hour long…
Complaining about your group Excel project won’t make it go away, so just lock yourself in, and get it done. I’m sure that MC Hammer would agree. Just showed my boss how to copy and paste in excel #makes100kayear I love excel. Actually love. It’s disgusting As part of some new responsibilities, today I learned…
Instead of creating a gift list in Excel, and starting your Christmas shopping, maybe you could write some code that does it all for you! Seriously, excel 2007, why would you have a function that would allow me to hide A WHOLE WORKBOOK?!? Taught my techie Momma something new about Pivot Tables. #geek #excel Have…
An Excel file that takes 10 minutes to open isn’t such a bad thing — that gives you a little time to focus on your music career. And try to avoid the lightning bolts! Last night I had a nightmare I couldn’t find the REF error in an excel model. Work has officially consumed my…
Remember to move occasionally, while you’re working on your Excel files, so the lights don’t go out! Almost finished Christmas shopping.. there are more ambers & greens than reds on the spreadsheet and I’m even considering a pivot table #sad Still slightly shocked that I knew the answer to a mate’s excel formula problem After…
If your parents appreciated that gift of an Excel spreadsheet, maybe everyone would like one for Christmas. Think of the money you’ll save in gift spending! And it’s better than a fruitcake, right? I just merged EVERY cell on an excel spreadsheet and in doing so, created a new #art movement. when in order to…
If math and Satan had a child, and named it Excel, would it enjoy the music of Fleetwood Mac? If I printed out the excel spreadsheet, I would have a nice sized blanket How does Excel know everything before I do? Were already finishing each others sentences. Is this what learning feels like? Or love?…
It’s tempting to indulge in treats during the holiday season, so be careful with those office cakes, and Christmas cookies. Your doctor might like to see a chart of your bonbon consumption, along with your weight chart. Who wants to give me a fabulous new job? I can type like a demon & WILL make…
If you hear a guy “tutting” on the train, it’s probably because he’s seen your boss using a calculator to check the Excel totals. Why do Excel and I always fall out when it comes to making graphs? Aahh my graph looks good! Not bad for a girl who hasnt used microsoft excel in 3…
How did you spend the weekend? Entering research data into an Excel file? Writing a life plan? Learning a new language? Or just hoping they’d cancel work for today? yes. Dont you know you can make anything official with an excel chart? i’d appreciate if work will be cancelled tomorrow. not in the mood to…
Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets. My pivot table is lying to me!!! You know how screwed up markets are when you have to change the lower limits on your excel…
Have you recovered from your enormous holiday dinner? Here’s a light version of the Excel Twitter report, that you can read when you’ve finished shopping. Building a contacts worksheet in #Excel reminds me to tell ever one to use Data Validation it takes a little bit long to set up but worth it What kind…
Happy Thanksgiving! Even on the holidays, Excel doesn’t have a chance to rest. It’s busy helping you prepare dinner, and cooking up your list for Black Friday shopping. I love that my Thxgvg shopping list is Excel spreadsheet I can print each year – no hours of recipe research, no stress. Tradition rocks. I’ll be…
If you just need to create hyperlinks, Excel might not be the best tool. It’s great for counting kids though – if you know how to do the COUNT formula! Let me finish this project… I’m becoming an excel pivot table expert. Exciting huh? making spreadsheet for my dad. I hope he hangs it on…
It’s not an Excel obsession, it’s a way of life! And you really need Excel this week, as you get ready for Thanksgiving. If you don’t have your spreadsheet set up yet, you can download my Excel Holiday Dinner Planner. There must be a word for excel obsession. It’s a real problem that affects millions…
Excel can lead to strange behaviour, and stupid questions, but you probably knew that already. It doesn’t count as an infographic if it is a chart that someone created in Excel. #fail Tonight was the first time in my life I think I’ve ever felt computer illiterate. I don’t know how to make a graph…
Have they ever done an Excel chart sketch on Saturday Night Live? If so, it probably featured Mr. Bill, looking scared! I once wrote a neural network that used Excel as a front-end. Now that was a spreadsheet! take this excel spreadsheet of the warfield seating chart & make a pretty graphic of it. spreadsheet…
If you have an accidental shot of caffeine, you could be up all night, working on Excel charts. Mom and Dad might be willing to help, but don’t phone your sister! two people are discussing their favourite excel charts. time to go home I love Excel and won’t have a bad word said against it…
If Excel lets you down, try some knitting, to help you relax. Or maybe an adult beverage would help – I’ve heard that raspberry beer is tasty. I apparently lost my old excel workbook with all of the development data. Time to pull stuff out of my hat. My boss is so funny: "if I…