Happy New Year’s Eve! If you don’t have your party plans finalized for tonight, you can sort them out in an Excel spreadsheet.
- I’m sure that if I wanted to control every aspect of my life w Excel, I could. My love for creating rules & formulas is really disturbing.
- Still don’t know what I’m doing for new years, I did however put the possible night clubs in an excel spreadsheet. #organized
- Just put my half marathon training plan in Excel. Everything feels more official when it’s part of a spreadsheet. #fitfluential
- Using #Excel 2003 today. I always think I’ve seen all the bugs Excel has to offer… and I’m always surprised. 🙂 http://t.co/I2hj82hr
- Will an excel sheet ever run out of space? Because at this rate I’m doing my work , it’s going to.
- Just had a coworkers go straight up ninja on an Excel spreadsheet…like Whoa!!!
- Why am I having such trouble spelling ‘different’?! Stupid excel doesn’t show up spelling mistakes!
- Is it strange that when I need to do an #excel spreadsheet, I draw out on paper what I want before going to the computer?!
- My Friday night is consisting of entering radish dry weights into an excel spreadsheet and analyzing the results. Cool. #happynewyears
- My laptop is refusing to open a necessary excel spreadsheet, but I’m refusing to restart my laptop because Pandora is playing good music.
- Sometimes I notice how short my attention span is at work. Just got bored waiting 30 seconds for Excel file to load, so internet for 5 min
- Pivot tables make my world a better place. #excel #random thoughts
- dad just told me my graph for moyski was ugly and it was made in excel. #illmakeitprettyforyou
- I just realized I’m using Excel 2003 at work. Surely spreadsheet technology has advanced in the last decade?
- I was using Excel to create a pivot table of my New Years Resolutions but then I realized I desperately need to seek help.
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If you’re too tired to work today, just open an Excel file, so you look organized, and your boss will be impressed. Or, just spend the day staring at a lava lamp.
Merry Christmas! I hope Excel is helping you keep the names straight on your greeting cards to the neighbours!
That’s what Excel needs – more tinsel! And if we’re making a wish list, a beer garden would be a nice add-in.
Periyar National Park sounds like a wonderful place to think about Excel. I had to Google to find out where the park is located – did you?
Even if you are a mad man, or self-proclaimed Excel moron, your Excel work will be easier if you know how to use a pivot table. Don’t let hell freeze over before you learn!
Have you ever made a Christmas gift that required multiple Excel calculations? Or do you avoid Excel, and focus your attention on things that you can do in the Kid Zone?
Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers.
Remember, you can colour the sheet tabs in your Christmas gift workbook, to make it extra exciting!
Do not unplug a stranger’s computer, no matter what they’re working on, or how rude Excel is being. Have a fourth cup of coffee and you’ll feel cool again. 
This weekend, you can spend a romantic night with Excel, then head out to do some Christmas shopping with your sister. If you’re lucky, she’ll have a colour-coded worksheet.
Did you know that there was a Christmas song about Excel sheets? Or were you too busy avoiding your Mom’s emails about your spending?
Complaining about your group Excel project won’t make it go away, so just lock yourself in, and get it done. I’m sure that MC Hammer would agree.
Instead of creating a gift list in Excel, and starting your Christmas shopping, maybe you could write some code that does it all for you!
An Excel file that takes 10 minutes to open isn’t such a bad thing — that gives you a little time to focus on your music career. And try to avoid the lightning bolts!
Remember to move occasionally, while you’re working on your Excel files, so the lights don’t go out!
If your parents appreciated that gift of an Excel spreadsheet, maybe everyone would like one for Christmas. Think of the money you’ll save in gift spending! And it’s better than a fruitcake, right?
If math and Satan had a child, and named it Excel, would it enjoy the music of Fleetwood Mac? 
It’s tempting to indulge in treats during the holiday season, so be careful with those office cakes, and Christmas cookies. Your doctor might like to see a chart of your bonbon consumption, along with your weight chart.
If you hear a guy “tutting” on the train, it’s probably because he’s seen your boss using a calculator to check the Excel totals.
How did you spend the weekend? Entering research data into an Excel file? Writing a life plan? Learning a new language? Or just hoping they’d cancel work for today?
Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets.
Happy Thanksgiving! Even on the holidays, Excel doesn’t have a chance to rest. It’s busy helping you prepare dinner, and cooking up your list for Black Friday shopping.
If you just need to create hyperlinks, Excel might not be the best tool. It’s great for counting kids though – if you know how to do the COUNT formula!
It’s not an Excel obsession, it’s a way of life! And you really need Excel this week, as you get ready for Thanksgiving. If you don’t have your spreadsheet set up yet, you can download my 
Excel can lead to strange behaviour, and stupid questions, but you probably knew that already.
Have they ever done an Excel chart sketch on Saturday Night Live? If so, it probably featured Mr. Bill, looking scared!
If you have an accidental shot of caffeine, you could be up all night, working on Excel charts. Mom and Dad might be willing to help, but don’t phone your sister!
If Excel lets you down, try some knitting, to help you relax. Or maybe an adult beverage would help – I’ve heard that raspberry beer is tasty.