Which will you go for — the sexy Excel chart or the glass of wine that’s batting its eyelashes at you? On second thought, if the wine is starting to flirt with you, it’s time to quit anyway.
- I love excel, good thing because my life would be miserable if I didn’t…
- Work requires that I dine on a steady diet of MS Excel spreadsheets for the next month. Come mid-October, I’ll be easily capable of murder.
- Ok, so I thought managing a spreadsheet with over 30,000 rows was bad…This firm that manages carbon credits has one with 30 MILLION rows!
- have re-discovered my love for Excel sheets. Just like art for uncreative geeks!
- I just made a really sexy Excel chart.
- 3 hours of working on client info in excel/word. Computer crashes. Work gone. Just dropped an entire year’s worth of expletives in 5 min.
- I love (hate) Excel, but unfortunately staring at it only makes it worse.
- Now I know why Windows is called Windows. because all PCs need to be thrown out Windows. Not having fun with microsoft excel at work. Grrrrr
- my Coworkers r noesy as hell…yes I’m doin my homework…so ur Excel spreadsheet will hav 2 wait #Realtalk
- Excel, it’s not you, it’s… that glass of wine batting its eyelashes at me.
- Spreadsheet bliss..! My charts and graphs are the envy of two admins.
- I’m currently entering 3 full boxes of comic books into an Excel spreadsheet. And there’s nothing in the world that could make me happier.
- I dreamt of excel docs. I’m sorry brain you don’t deserve this #fml
- Hehe yeah, I’m mostly just doing crazy complicated Excel now (srsly scared our intern with Spreadsheet of Doom this week).
- How to check Facebook with Excel (so that your boss doesn’t catch you procrastinating…) http://fb.me/K7IQmt0W
- I’d actually love to do some work before hairdresser appointment but Excel doesn’t want me to
- I love how Excel always asks if I want to save any changes like a jilted lover desperately trying to stop a break-up. I never fall for it.
- I love the range of questions I get "is expired old bay bad to eat?" "what tires are good for light snow?" "how do I fix this excel chart?"
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Sometimes working in Excel is like the Wizard of Oz, with flying monkeys and searching for a brain. And remember, Seattle is the Emerald City!
Excel macros aren’t considered real work? That’s news to me — maybe it’s because you don’t need special work shoes. I do know that the Excel Autocomplete function won’t do your work for you though.
World peace, cheerios and chicken wings. You can do anything with Excel, as long as calculation isn’t set to Manual.
Glad to know that I’m not the only person who has to calculate their age each birthday.
Twitter users don’t seem to have much patience for the elderly — and that’s probably anyone over 35! I’m old enough to remember that Easter egg, so I definitely fall into the elderly category too.
I don’t usually include the tweeters’ names, but made an exception for the last tweet in today’s list. It seemed relevant, somehow.
There might be a couple of things I’d need a spreadsheet to track — books, CDs — but certainly not nail polish!
There was a lot of love for Excel in yesterday’s tweets. Maybe it just looks attractive by comparison, after spending the week with an annoying boss and co-workers.
Hmmm…math on paper and pencilled in comments – some people aren’t using Excel to its fullest capabilities. Good thing your sense of humour can get you through the workday, without resorting to Excel pain drugs.
I don’t know what media glasses are, but maybe they’d improve my Facebook updates, or my Excel tweets.
Yesterday was Labour Day in Canada, and Labor Day in the USA, so the Excel tweets were fewer than usual. Still, some people had a bad day, ranting at Excel, so they’ll be glad that the Monday mazes are over.
Hooray! It’s the start of a long weekend. Then, next week, we can get back to Excel, and our uber complicated code, and feel like the smart kids in class.
This is the first that I’ve heard of a problem with British spreadsheets, or at least the people who create them. Maybe they’ve been afflicted with 3D Insanity. 
Pretty light day for Excel themed tweets yesterday. Maybe everyone was busy putting out computer fires.
I’ve run into a few monster spreadsheet, but never a dingo, and none that were funerary coloured.
If I received that colourful Excel file from a client, I’d probably crack open a bottle of wine too. If you’re going to get a headache anyway…
It’s a good thing that I don’t have a spreadsheet allergy. They do make me laugh occasionally though, and not just the pivot tables.
Meetings, interviews, shonky data, and mad formulas — no wonder we’re losing brain cells!
As much fun as a spreadsheet? I’m pretty sure that’s a compliment. Now I have to get back to working on my fall tv spreadsheet.
Ah, George Costanza — now there’s someone you want to take career advice from. He probably measured his Excel charts with a real-life ruler too.
Excel certainly brings out the violence in some people, but I’ve never heard of a death certificate being required before. Please, use your ninja Excel skills responsibly!
Nice to know that the yutes will take over all the Excel work, so we old people can relax. That will leave more time for Twitter, scotch and music!
Sure, a date night with an Excel worksheet can be more fun than going to a movie. Just don’t end up in cell B52!
I’m not a medical professional, but if Excel makes your blood pressure go up, you probably shouldn’t use it to track your blood pressure readings.
You can’t merge cells in a shared workbook? There’s one good reason to share a workbook! And maybe that 303 pound quarterback should spend more time using the Text to Columns feature, and less time eating chocolate.
Now that you mention it, that spreadsheet does look like it was attacked by a psychedelic snail.
That "Quit Without Save" thing has never happened to me. Well, not in the past couple of weeks, anyway. And why is a floppy disk still the icon for Save?
Snakes, crocodiles, hedgehogs, monkeys and dogs! Is this an Excel workbook, or a zoo?
I hope the epic guy and the simplify guy don’t work together. And is it just me, or do you find it funny that Lotus made a car named Excel?
Should you really be using Twitter during an Excel test? I don’t think so. Using Excel for wedding vows seems like a great idea though.