Which will you go for — the sexy Excel chart or the glass of wine that’s batting its eyelashes at you? On second thought, if the wine is starting to flirt with you, it’s time to quit anyway. I love excel, good thing because my life would be miserable if I didn’t… Work requires that…
Sometimes working in Excel is like the Wizard of Oz, with flying monkeys and searching for a brain. And remember, Seattle is the Emerald City! I am the SPREADSHEET MASTER!!!! RAAAWWWWWWWRRR!!!! *rips phone book in half* Feel the wrath of my mighty SumIf’s!! Given a set of data, Excel cannot construct a boxplot. Or a…
Excel macros aren’t considered real work? That’s news to me — maybe it’s because you don’t need special work shoes. I do know that the Excel Autocomplete function won’t do your work for you though. I am now proficient in excel 2010. Only took me three hours to do four charts. Dear self; stop playing…
World peace, cheerios and chicken wings. You can do anything with Excel, as long as calculation isn’t set to Manual. My boss’s family is TOO organized they planned meals to cook for 4 wks in Excel sheet with groceries budget! That’s one really scary family. yeah i’m sort of an excel idiot sorry! do you…
That Douglas Adams spreadsheet doesn’t sound much different than some projects I’ve worked on. Currently wrestling with an Excel spreadsheet. I have to admit, i wasn’t listening the day they taught us spreadsheets at school. i think i’m done with work and excel today! no one died so far… love a good spreadsheet 🙂 makes…
Glad to know that I’m not the only person who has to calculate their age each birthday. Making workout tracking spreadsheet at the laundromat. There’s a chance I’ve gone insane. There’s a soundtrack in my head when the conditional formatted row turns green from red, sign that my balance sheet works.Got love for Excel First…
Twitter users don’t seem to have much patience for the elderly — and that’s probably anyone over 35! I’m old enough to remember that Easter egg, so I definitely fall into the elderly category too. Excel 2010 thinks files from a mapped network share is an unsafe Internet location. Thx for trying to protect me…
I don’t usually include the tweeters’ names, but made an exception for the last tweet in today’s list. It seemed relevant, somehow. OH HI … you work with computers. Can you fix my tv, my pc, my excel file, my bullet point? "It prolly takes u 5 seconds to do" really impressed by excel 2010…
There might be a couple of things I’d need a spreadsheet to track — books, CDs — but certainly not nail polish! I really don’t know why I’d need to do a spreadsheet while I’m on the go. My boss refuses to let me make complicated tables in Excel–he insists on WordPerfect 7.0, an outdated…
There was a lot of love for Excel in yesterday’s tweets. Maybe it just looks attractive by comparison, after spending the week with an annoying boss and co-workers. In spreadsheet purgatory, Id much rather be hanging out with a certain someine. My outfit is too cute to be sitting in class Just finished making my…
Hmmm…math on paper and pencilled in comments – some people aren’t using Excel to its fullest capabilities. Good thing your sense of humour can get you through the workday, without resorting to Excel pain drugs. Product Manager: Will you look at this Excel sheet? There’s a problem. Me: I will have to do math on…
I don’t know what media glasses are, but maybe they’d improve my Facebook updates, or my Excel tweets. I’ve been looking up cars & putting the information into a chart in Excel for like an hour, lol. I’m desperate and dreaming with some of em! Why Excel? Why you make my life so hard? You…
Yesterday was Labour Day in Canada, and Labor Day in the USA, so the Excel tweets were fewer than usual. Still, some people had a bad day, ranting at Excel, so they’ll be glad that the Monday mazes are over. I just tried to scroll to the end of an excel sheet, you cant it…
Happy anniversary to my parents! I’m glad they didn’t use a spreadsheet to figure out if they could afford me. I love making super organized, color coded spreadsheets. Don’t ask why. I love excel. I love the tiny boxes. I love formatting. <3 Apparently Pringles don’t help you finish your excel spreadsheet. Wish I would’ve…
Hooray! It’s the start of a long weekend. Then, next week, we can get back to Excel, and our uber complicated code, and feel like the smart kids in class. Either A I am getting old or B I am getting mature. I am happy I get to work in Excel this morning to build…
This is the first that I’ve heard of a problem with British spreadsheets, or at least the people who create them. Maybe they’ve been afflicted with 3D Insanity. It’s official: My MacBook is useless and won’t even run excel anymore. Rich person problem. Microsoft PowerPivot: Making Excel Analytics Work http://bit.ly/dtWcdI Trying to show some excel…
I didn’t send that tweet about 3-year-olds, but am still recovering from watching one last weekend, so I’d have to agree! Maybe a wine flight would help. Man next to me spent the train journey repeatedly typing the figure 1212121212 into an excel spreadsheet. #fb Looking after a (nearly) 3 year old is hard work!…
Pretty light day for Excel themed tweets yesterday. Maybe everyone was busy putting out computer fires. Husb got a 32" LCD HD monitor. All I can think of is how AWESOME my Excel spreadsheet is going to look on it. #Loser I didn’t check the spreadsheet before sending it to my boss. It’s Excel, of…
I’ve run into a few monster spreadsheet, but never a dingo, and none that were funerary coloured. Gym or coffee or fruit shake or spreadsheet? You are the first person ever to tweet me "I love Excel" You are either breathtakingly awesome, or a glutton for punishment. This may be weird, but I am a…
If I received that colourful Excel file from a client, I’d probably crack open a bottle of wine too. If you’re going to get a headache anyway… If I had three wishes, one of them would be for Excel to display multiple rows of worksheet tabs. This obv. my professor’s 1st time using a computer….
It’s a good thing that I don’t have a spreadsheet allergy. They do make me laugh occasionally though, and not just the pivot tables. I want a hot shower and a good spreadsheet. I am a woman of simple pleasures… That’s code for dork. Made a pivot table joke in training today :)No one laughed…
Meetings, interviews, shonky data, and mad formulas — no wonder we’re losing brain cells! What do professional procrastinators do when they are trying to avoid doing work? Think about it – when you’ve finished that spreadsheet. it’s a problem of design, IMO: Excel allows one to do things which they really should not be doing…
As much fun as a spreadsheet? I’m pretty sure that’s a compliment. Now I have to get back to working on my fall tv spreadsheet. Right twitter. I am about to start some insanely dull number crunching work on excel. Expect swearing. Rain, Gershwin, tube, coffee, Excel. working on a spreadsheet #doodle. Much better than…
Ah, George Costanza — now there’s someone you want to take career advice from. He probably measured his Excel charts with a real-life ruler too. Today I had to add a checkbox to an Excel spreadsheet. Tomorrow, contemplate life decisions that led me to this. Definitely Excel. The spreadsheet is the official computer application of…
Excel certainly brings out the violence in some people, but I’ve never heard of a death certificate being required before. Please, use your ninja Excel skills responsibly! Having a tedious day at work, transferring handwritten ledgers into excel…I really wouldn’t blame you for unfollowing me after this. Amazed @ the # of people who can’t…
Nice to know that the yutes will take over all the Excel work, so we old people can relax. That will leave more time for Twitter, scotch and music! This wmn is absurd. literally standing in her office cutting up a spreadsheet into strips instead of just copying & pasting in excel. Teaching myself Excel,…
Sure, a date night with an Excel worksheet can be more fun than going to a movie. Just don’t end up in cell B52! Working with cell B52 in Excel and started singing Love Shack. I’m such a nerd. Had a movie date with some excel spreadsheets for work. They were more intellectually stimulating than…
I’m not a medical professional, but if Excel makes your blood pressure go up, you probably shouldn’t use it to track your blood pressure readings. My yogi tea tag today says ‘Obey, serve, love, excel.’ By that they must mean my spreadsheets. Someone went and deleted a whole block of formulas and data from my…
You can’t merge cells in a shared workbook? There’s one good reason to share a workbook! And maybe that 303 pound quarterback should spend more time using the Text to Columns feature, and less time eating chocolate. is working on a financial spreadsheet. "There’s too much bold and not enough color here." I realize my…
Now that you mention it, that spreadsheet does look like it was attacked by a psychedelic snail. curse you excel charts, internet research, and the burrito i had for lunch! >:O I found a disturbing excel formula used in a report at work =IF(AK47>0,"Deceased","") – no, we don’t sell AK47s Spreadsheet programming sucks. Like, totally….
That "Quit Without Save" thing has never happened to me. Well, not in the past couple of weeks, anyway. And why is a floppy disk still the icon for Save? So apparently pivot tables, the ONE THING I knew how to do in Excel, totally revised in Office 2007. I continue to hate you, Office…
Snakes, crocodiles, hedgehogs, monkeys and dogs! Is this an Excel workbook, or a zoo? My aunt puts everything she spends into an excel spreadsheet all highlighted and organized. I wish I thought like an accountant. That pie graph has a hedgehog in it. A new article by @eyevonsa about playing video games in Office apps:…
I hope the epic guy and the simplify guy don’t work together. And is it just me, or do you find it funny that Lotus made a car named Excel? Added a 2nd monitor to my pc setup. How did I live with only 1? Excel just became more sexy. just made a mistake in…
Should you really be using Twitter during an Excel test? I don’t think so. Using Excel for wedding vows seems like a great idea though. You know you work in Consulting when you talk about Excel and the excitement of getting a new laptop during dim sum :/ Oh cool, I’m done with data entr-…
Wow, cookies never magically appear when I’m working on a spreadsheet. Maybe it was just a hallucination, caused by spreadsheet madness. U know ur in the land of the geeks when u over hear somebody telling their spreadsheet, "oh, come on baby" Used my first spreadsheet today. How cool are they? I say used as…
Sitting in the backyard, while drinking wine, sounds appealing, but I’d be napping, not working on a spreadsheet. Twitter, please be exciting today. I’m at work and i have a headache and excel is making my head spin. Distractions pls. The Excel function "match" simply doesn’t work and I can prove it I get to…