Maybe that spreadsheet had so many colours that it looked like the dog’s breakfast, and that’s why the dog ate it!
- Dog’s eaten my excel spreadsheet. Ahwell.
- currently doing excel spreadsheets at work but was never told exactly what to do and my boss left this mornin for vegas #shouldbeinteresting
- excel worksheet: 596 rows X 37 column. filled with numbers. ah, bliss!
- Contact lenses were definitely not made for Excel work!
- The reason for my rambling is purely to give myself something to do, other than this sucky, dull Excel workbook. It’s driving me loco.
- This stupid geometry formula sheet is really confusing me. Formulas+Excel+Morning… just not a good mix at all.
- A co-worker just IMed, asking me to explain the familial relationships in @GameOfThrones. I’ve never had more fun with an Excel spreadsheet.
- got excel work to do but all i can think of now is the new episode of game of thrones
- Ventured into Excel pie charts. The new system seems dumbed down tremendously. Losing my details.
- If I had my way, over-use of Excel (or any spreadsheet software for that matter) would result in jail time. Just send me a Notepad file.
- It’s a sad day when I have to work on a project that questions my love for Excel. It’s just not a good time for Spreadsheets and I.
- it’s 3:35 am… If I have to open another excel workbook that is disorganized and undecipherable I’m going to inflict harsh words on people.
- gave up on Microsoft Excel. I will hand draw my graphs and charts on my iPad thank you very much. It is 1000x faster.
- My love for Excel grows the more colours I use on a sheet. 😉
- ooohhh this pivot table is making me excited ‘Things that shouldn’t get you excited, but sometimes do, number 153’
- I was wondering why my excel doc was taking so long…oh, it is not 9 MB, it is 96MB! might as well be SQL! #excel #datanerd
- I hate excel and charts. People who work in marketing should not do this!!!!!
- How long does it take to open an excel spreadsheet? A MILLION YEARS, apparently. #boringboringlife
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You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans.
Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects.
Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets.
That 8-year-old could probably figure out a way to monetize staring at a spreadsheet. Let’s hope that she doesn’t end up working for the government!
When was the last time you were rewarded for your good work in Excel? Did you get a nice bonus cheque, or some jajangmyun? Yes, I had to Google that! 
Hell might be one long Excel spreadsheet, but our Hair should look good! And it can’t be worse than creative advertising.
Excel shouldn’t make you cry. Maybe the tears were caused by too much Red Bull, or a bad weather forecast.
If you want some time off next weekend, to watch baseball, don’t tell people that you know how to use Excel. Or claim that it’s given you carpal tunnel syndrome, and you can’t work!
Chef vs. Excel – now that would be an awesome show for the Food Channel. Who would win the Bar Chart throwdown?
Don’t get distracted by a Hot Pocket commercial, or you might end up checking Excel data in your next life – in Office 2011, in a VM.
The opposite of Excel VBA efficiency is using a shared Excel workbook. Probably an overpaid consultant recommended it.
Excel is a wonderful tool for uniting nerds. And yes, that includes moms, trains full of businessmen, and Iron Maiden. Now, get back to your highly paid job of making Excel pretty!
Are your shopping lists colour-coded and sorted in Excel? Silly question, I know.
Is it possible for a pivot table to be too smart? Let’s ask Excel – it’s smarter than we are! Or maybe the dancing hippo has an opinion.
It’s great when the week ends with awesome reports in Excel, instead of a “head meets desk” moment.
If you need to liven up your Friday, try a three-part Excel formula, or a pivot table song.
Excel gets love letters and hate-filled odes, gushing compliments and stinging insults. But it’s all worthwhile, if you get to work on a crazy wok project. (I hope that’s not a typo for work!)
May the 4th be with you! Yes, it’s a bad joke, but worth mentioning once a year. And in Excel, the force is in the pivot tables.
Would you rather have Excel mentioned in your eulogy, or LOLCats? That’s an easy decision, unlike the choice you might have had, if you voted yesterday.
Yes, if you have more champagne, that spreadsheet will balance. Or it will fix itself. Well, that’s the way I remember it!
Like everything else, Excel had to compete with the Royal Wedding for attention yesterday. Some welcomed the break, and others ignored it.
Even if your glasses are bothering you, never mock the spreadsheet! It might retaliate by crashing, or giving you vertigo.
Yes, Excel has become a bloated pig, compared to the earliest versions, but if your 81-year-old mother can deal with it, so can you!
I use Excel for meal planning and recipe calculations, but didn’t realize you can use it to cook the books too!
Volunteering is a great way to learn about Excel, and building an NFL spreadsheet is good practice – even if you don’t get to use it. 
What’s your biggest problem with Excel? Not enough colours? The default font? Your boss?
Excel can be fun on the weekend too – fill your days with puzzles, colouring and sheep-induced naps.
No, Twitter is not Excel, but it’s easy to waste a day in either place. Twitter rarely crashes, but you’ll feel awesome when you master Excel.
Poor students! Don’t they suffer enough, without having to learn Excel too? Their teacher is being irrational!
Awesome — a boss with a sense of humour. That almost makes up for a lack of Excel skills. Of course, we can debate that, during yoga class. 
That Barbie workbook was pink, I’m sure, and would probably make you feel queasy. At least the boss wasn’t working on that – her Excel file was blue!
What’s wrong with running PowerPivot on XP? I don’t have to justify myself! But it’s strange that the tweeter assumes I’m a man – maybe I need more rainbows, and less dynamite, on my website.
Yes, it does sound tempting to run off and drink champagne, but no one said it would be easy. Stay at your desk, and savour the small Excel victories. 
You’ve heard of Excel pie charts, but what about custard charts? They sound equally delicious! And disarming.