You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans.
- Sometimes one of the most challenging things @ work is deciphering another person’s excel worksheet. It’s like decoding a treasure map!
- Still staring at excel, I have been doing this for most of the day now, think it might be time for a new PC
- No work today. Gettin’ paid for an Adv Excel class instead. Data, pivot tables and vlookup…oh my! 😀 #excelnerd
- Am at workCannot shirkCant send tweets’cos of excel sheets
- No matter how insignificant the excel paper you do, if you have proper presentation i.e. proper borders, lines and clarity, its a good work.
- I’m really irritable today, I have an intern, she’s 27 and she doesn’t even know how to work excel… I’m on the verge of exploding.
- Helped my dad work out how to use Excel for over an hour. I am a good daughter. 🙂
- I love people misusing software. Best was my brother who set up a 1cm grid in Excel & drew his house plans.
- #Excel: Sure you want to save as .csv (yes) > Really sure? (yes) > Close Program: Really a .csv? (yes) > Absolutely sure? (YES!) #everytime!
- #SinceTheWorldDidntEnd I must now flex my excel muscles like I actually wanted to do some work today…
- Aggavated by an additional piece of busy work I need to do. Excel is the devil, and we’re not tracking meaningful data
- Think I need a new computer at work, I did copy and paste in excel with a few columns… 5mins later it’s still thinking…
- I suggested making an excel spread sheet of all the books S and I own. S didn’t say I was crazy, so I feel like our marriage will work.
- Looks like I’ll be staring at excel spreadsheets 9-5 everyday for the rest of the summer. #boring #ihateaccounting
- What was Bob Geldoff’s problem with Mondays? Not as if he ever had to wake up for a day job. Maybe that was why;he longed for excel s/sheets
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Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects.
Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets.
That 8-year-old could probably figure out a way to monetize staring at a spreadsheet. Let’s hope that she doesn’t end up working for the government!
When was the last time you were rewarded for your good work in Excel? Did you get a nice bonus cheque, or some jajangmyun? Yes, I had to Google that! 
Hell might be one long Excel spreadsheet, but our Hair should look good! And it can’t be worse than creative advertising.
Excel shouldn’t make you cry. Maybe the tears were caused by too much Red Bull, or a bad weather forecast.
If you want some time off next weekend, to watch baseball, don’t tell people that you know how to use Excel. Or claim that it’s given you carpal tunnel syndrome, and you can’t work!
Chef vs. Excel – now that would be an awesome show for the Food Channel. Who would win the Bar Chart throwdown?
Don’t get distracted by a Hot Pocket commercial, or you might end up checking Excel data in your next life – in Office 2011, in a VM.
The opposite of Excel VBA efficiency is using a shared Excel workbook. Probably an overpaid consultant recommended it.
Excel is a wonderful tool for uniting nerds. And yes, that includes moms, trains full of businessmen, and Iron Maiden. Now, get back to your highly paid job of making Excel pretty!
Are your shopping lists colour-coded and sorted in Excel? Silly question, I know.
Is it possible for a pivot table to be too smart? Let’s ask Excel – it’s smarter than we are! Or maybe the dancing hippo has an opinion.
It’s great when the week ends with awesome reports in Excel, instead of a “head meets desk” moment.
If you need to liven up your Friday, try a three-part Excel formula, or a pivot table song.
Excel gets love letters and hate-filled odes, gushing compliments and stinging insults. But it’s all worthwhile, if you get to work on a crazy wok project. (I hope that’s not a typo for work!)
May the 4th be with you! Yes, it’s a bad joke, but worth mentioning once a year. And in Excel, the force is in the pivot tables.
Would you rather have Excel mentioned in your eulogy, or LOLCats? That’s an easy decision, unlike the choice you might have had, if you voted yesterday.
Yes, if you have more champagne, that spreadsheet will balance. Or it will fix itself. Well, that’s the way I remember it!
Like everything else, Excel had to compete with the Royal Wedding for attention yesterday. Some welcomed the break, and others ignored it.
Even if your glasses are bothering you, never mock the spreadsheet! It might retaliate by crashing, or giving you vertigo.
Yes, Excel has become a bloated pig, compared to the earliest versions, but if your 81-year-old mother can deal with it, so can you!
I use Excel for meal planning and recipe calculations, but didn’t realize you can use it to cook the books too!
Volunteering is a great way to learn about Excel, and building an NFL spreadsheet is good practice – even if you don’t get to use it. 
What’s your biggest problem with Excel? Not enough colours? The default font? Your boss?
Excel can be fun on the weekend too – fill your days with puzzles, colouring and sheep-induced naps.
No, Twitter is not Excel, but it’s easy to waste a day in either place. Twitter rarely crashes, but you’ll feel awesome when you master Excel.
Poor students! Don’t they suffer enough, without having to learn Excel too? Their teacher is being irrational!
Awesome — a boss with a sense of humour. That almost makes up for a lack of Excel skills. Of course, we can debate that, during yoga class. 
That Barbie workbook was pink, I’m sure, and would probably make you feel queasy. At least the boss wasn’t working on that – her Excel file was blue!
What’s wrong with running PowerPivot on XP? I don’t have to justify myself! But it’s strange that the tweeter assumes I’m a man – maybe I need more rainbows, and less dynamite, on my website.
Yes, it does sound tempting to run off and drink champagne, but no one said it would be easy. Stay at your desk, and savour the small Excel victories. 
You’ve heard of Excel pie charts, but what about custard charts? They sound equally delicious! And disarming.
A pig, some bricks, and a whiz. No, it’s not a fairytale, it’s just another day in Excel. Grab some coffee and buttered paper, and get started.