Don’t blame Excel when your wedding goes over budget – it can’t order a fighter jet on its own! However, pastel pie charts wouldn’t cost much, and make lovely decorations.
- I wonder what the world would be like without Excel.
- Ok, I think my spreadsheet is now current. Dear COO, please to be not adding anything new to it, else my head might explode. /frazzled
- New addition to the ultimate wedding spreadsheet "fighter jet flyover"#goingtogetintrouble
- btw i can teach you pivot tables, but only on older versions of excel — the 2007 version blows.
- Is it me, or is Excel 2007 just plain sluggish?
- Making pie… charts that is. The default colors for charts in Excel are terrible. Nothing like pastels to grab someones eye < sarcasm
- I have mad love for MS Excel, those functions, curly formulas, macros *sigh* I’m in love #spreadsheetSwagger
- Just bought a book on VBA code in Excel from Amazon. #nerdwinning
- excel pivot tables do stink!! Why can’t they simplify that process? Not rocket science! Or- wait-maybe it is after all!
- Do new versions of Excel have the international date format built in? Because not having that is just stupid.
- I love mathematical modelling on excel….its a great destresser
- I love inserting comments in excel sheets. The small text boxes with arrows pointing to the cells excite me. Lol!
- Not that said coworker intentionally confused his code… that’s just the nature of the beast when working in Excel. Ugh.
- I hate Excel.I do,however,love my secretary (an appropriate amount).altho its her fault I am lazy&have an IT skills gap!
- I wrote between 12K and 20K lines of code today. Well not me excel did most of the work. I am the worlds most inefficient code monkey.
- Just wrote an #excel formula that line-wraps 3 times. If I hadn’t written it myself, it would look like an alien language.
- Ughh comp died and excel lost half my data of the populations of the 200 countries in the world #fml
- Just found some SUMPRODUCTs in an old spreadsheet I made. SUMPRODUCT…? SUMPRODUCT..? Ah! I remember those… *wistful sigh*
- Always play to your strengths. I spent 5 minutes making charts on an excel spreadsheet and my group totally thinks I’m pulling my weight.
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Back to work after a lovely spring weekend, and some people are cringing when they open Excel. What about you? Hung over? Or Awesome?
Unlike Marshall’s company, we don’t have a graphics department. But if we had one, they could work on the Zombie Apocalypse prediction charts. 
The cautionary Excel tale warns about sorting disasters, but doesn’t mention frozen 3D pie charts or sunken pivot tables. Be careful out there!
Some people love Excel, and are applauded for their efforts. Others think Excel is a nightmare, and too cruel to use.
Paisley patterns, brain explosions, and dorky thoughts – all the ingredients for a spreadsheet of love!
Mumbling and swearing about Excel? That sounds like every time of the year, not just a specific month! You could turn up the Aerosmith, to drown it out.
Did you enjoy a beautiful, sunny weekend, far away from Excel spreadsheets? Some of us weren’t so lucky, but a glass of wine at the end of the day can help.
Much of my best Excel work is done in a sleep deprived, hunger induced state of madness. Maybe I’ll stare at relaxed cats on the Internet, and call it a night.
No April Fools in Excel – everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking. 
Wouldn’t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier!
Good question – what is your definition of an Excel ninja? The ability to turn spreadsheets lilac? Doing inventory work while drinking beer?
Whether you’re in fashion school or helping grandma, Excel can help. And if you forget how to calculate percentages, a pie chart might not be the best long term solution.
If Excel work is making you depressed, take a break, and jot down a few new ideas. Or maybe Satan could teach you to play the blues.
It was the opposite of a sunny day here yesterday, so there was no temptation to stop working in Excel and go outside. 
Things can turn ugly when Excel processes go rogue, and Excel demons appear. A pivot table wizard or flux capacitor might solve the problem.
I hope your day in Excel didn’t leave you feeling pivot brained and body slammed! That could result in your talking like a pirate.
People must have worked with Excel formulas all weekend, because there were several tweets about brackets. There was probably lots of pivoting too.
Did you get punked by Excel today? Is the Ribbon making you crazy? Or are you loving Excel…pour le moment?
Save your Excel work as you go along — that should reduce the amount of crying, even when you’re helping the boss.
Watching the Sharks probably affects your blood pressure, so keep track in Excel, and report the results to your doctor.
Based on these tweets posted yesterday, it must have been a Monday. What other day of the week has wrestling matches, creepy messages and Apocalypse Now?
Find a boyfriend who can organize the Olympic Games in Excel, and he won’t have any problem planning a Vegas trip or wedding later. Good choice! 
Let’s put on some Duke Ellington, crack open a monthly revenue report in Excel, and party like it’s 36525.
Today’s Excel lessons — never correct your wife, use your powers to help your dad, and don’t annoy macro-writing co-workers.
It’s Excel poetry day, according to these tweets. Do you prefer the COUNTIF poem, or the better known 
Yes, if you tweet less, you’ll probably get more done — unless your brain goes numb from staring at Excel!
What did you do on the weekend? Finish your ironing? Sleep? Work on lab reports? Analyze your poker swings? Colour your Excel worksheets?
Some Excel files look a bit cheesy, but I didn’t know that a specific variety of cheese caused problems. Maybe the Emmental creates holes in the data.
If you work on your Excel spreadsheets while driving, you probably won’t need to worry about a pension. Insert your own "crashing Excel" joke here.
Maybe that Mom with OCD could do the calculation on how much space is wasted by the extra sheets in a blank Excel file.
Don’t let Scotland Yard find out that you’re working on charts in the middle of the night. That might make you a suspect!