Check your calendars — it’s March 1st, not February 29th. And please don’t write on your monitor.
- I don’t understand solving problem in excel by solver D:
- Took me a while to work out why Excel wouldn’t auto-convert 29/2 to a date. Doh!
- Grease pen or highlighter. Drawn directly on the monitor. Always the best way to do charts in Excel.
- Why would you make an excel-file to ‘make things easier’ and then make it this messy, when it prints? smh stupid companies..
- Course…Pivot table time….sleeppy…
- It really shouldn’t be this hard to turn an excel spreadsheet into mailing labels.
- This #oscars prediction spreadsheet is engulfing me. The real winner tonight is Microsoft Excel
- Excel took 10 minutes to open a single worksheet. I’m running Office 2004 on a 2007 computer. If there’s an excuse, I’m all ears.
- The AND function can tell what is TRUE and FALSE. Its symbol is a blind woman holding scales #excel #AND
- Used to track winners via yellow legal pad and clipboard, tonight making an excel chart. Once a stage manager, always a stage manager…
- one hour of code optimisation later, the excel macro now only takes 3 minutes to run instead of 30+minutes
- Just accidentally posted a picture of a pug into an Excel Spreadsheet. Might leave it there.
- oh man under what tab in excel is the option for a pivot table? i can’t find it…
- Am i the only who keeps an Excel chart of all their coupons from these group buying sites? #virgo
- Excel Hell again today, at least these are torts and not beers… so I got that going for me. #fml
- I am master of #Excel! It took nearly 2 hrs to figure out 2 formulas but got there in the end! (there’s a gd reason I’m in law not finance!)
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Does your boss know how to use Excel? Or does your boss prefer a whiteboard and calculator?
What is your guilty secret? Do you find Excel spreadsheets aesthetically pleasing? What about spring themed spreadsheets?
Lots of Excel charting problems in yesterday’s tweets. Maybe a day on the ski slopes would help!
Some days you make rainbows in Excel, some days Excel makes you cry. And remember, you don’t have to count things on the screen with your finger.
Sure, Excel can be slower than a 2-thumb BlackBerry tweet, but if you’re spending 4498748 hours on homework, there might be a problem!
Today is Family Day, and people are spending time with their moms and Excel. Everything should go well, if they save frequently, and avoid pie charts.
Have you ever been bored enough to start reading the Excel help files? Or do you resort to gin when the going gets tough?
Yes, you can sort by colour in Excel now, but in exchange, the chart features are worse, and the macros are stupid. But life in Excel is never dull!
Wow! That pie chart really is ugly. I wonder if they made anything that hideous in Lotus 1-2-3.
There was a lot of love for Excel in yesterday’s Valentine tweets. And a few people who didn’t seem to love Excel too much. The rum raisin ice cream should help, or a spreadsheet full of cocktails.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Some tweeters spent a romantic weekend with Excel, and others seem to be falling out of love with spreadsheets. 
Which would you rather find in your Excel spreadsheet? A rainbow or a burger? Of course, either of those would be better than that spinning beach ball!
No one told me that if you just kept track of all the feedings, and other baby activities, in a spreadsheet, you could take the baby back, after one week. Oh well, it’s too late now!
Do you use Sparklines in Excel 2010? You probably won’t need them if you’re using Excel to compare pizza dough recipes, but they might be useful if you’re playing God.
Some people stayed home this week, because of the ice and snow. Others bravely (and bitterly) struggled through the elements, to get to their Excel spreadsheets.
If you’re heading for the red carpet, you might want to use the 
Working with Excel can be dangerous. You could die, or fall off your chair, or have your tweets taken over by a robot. The temperature fluctuates wildly too, due to freeze panes and living hell. Be careful out there!
Yesterday was the start of a new week, and some people weren’t thrilled to be back in the office, making Excel pivot tables and charts. Maybe that’s why they have meetings at a burger joint instead.
Remember kids — don’t talk to strangers, even if they offer you a tempting Excel form. And don’t overdo the pivot tables — that could fry your brain, or cause double rainbow meltdowns. It’s a scary world!
Is it easier to talk to the animals, or to Excel?
Careful! You never know when you’ll run into a shark or exploding donut in Excel.