Don’t let Scotland Yard find out that you’re working on charts in the middle of the night. That might make you a suspect!
- Gonna get screwed tomorrow for not lying well enough on the Excel spreadsheet. Honesty is overrated, what do you all think?
- Microsoft access is really smart. But I’m in love with excel. Nothing beats it
- Huh. Ok, getting the hang of this. It’s just like driving a brand-new car. In Europe. At night. In the rain. #excel #i’mold
- I’ve never worshiped at the spreadsheet alter, so I’ve also never understood this *thing* people have w/ Excel.
- not much makes me celebrate my awesomeness more than figuring out #Excel formulas and formatting by myself
- I say a prayer each time I update an embedded chart in word from my excel file … crashes galore. I don’t need this stress!
- Why were Scotland Yard wasting their time trying to crack an Excel file? We do have code breakers in this country you know!
- This excel worksheet for accounting will be the death of me for sure. #ineedspringbreaknow
- Most useful thing ever – pivot tables in excel 🙂
- I would like to learn how to create pivot tables in Excel. Before Friday. Totally do-able, right?
- apparently when I can’t sleep I make charts in excel. Pretty sure I need a life.
- Working on an "important" Excel Spreadsheet all morning.#MarchMadness.
- learning the value of work through data entry! 260 business cards, an excel spreadsheet, and lots of ginger ale.
- Must be too much Excel – now sporting trifocals after only one year of bifocals. #excel, #trifocals
- Never again will I confuse ‘reach around’ and ‘work around’ when discussing Microsoft Excel…
- My boss not here 🙁 This excel file cant be open. Im scared. Its a very important file. I want to cry.
- my head is mashed from looking at excel document. Stupid designers. Why can’t they make things easy?
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Does your boss know how to use Excel? Or does your boss prefer a whiteboard and calculator?
What is your guilty secret? Do you find Excel spreadsheets aesthetically pleasing? What about spring themed spreadsheets?
Lots of Excel charting problems in yesterday’s tweets. Maybe a day on the ski slopes would help!
Some days you make rainbows in Excel, some days Excel makes you cry. And remember, you don’t have to count things on the screen with your finger.
Sure, Excel can be slower than a 2-thumb BlackBerry tweet, but if you’re spending 4498748 hours on homework, there might be a problem!
Today is Family Day, and people are spending time with their moms and Excel. Everything should go well, if they save frequently, and avoid pie charts.
Have you ever been bored enough to start reading the Excel help files? Or do you resort to gin when the going gets tough?
Yes, you can sort by colour in Excel now, but in exchange, the chart features are worse, and the macros are stupid. But life in Excel is never dull!
Wow! That pie chart really is ugly. I wonder if they made anything that hideous in Lotus 1-2-3.
There was a lot of love for Excel in yesterday’s Valentine tweets. And a few people who didn’t seem to love Excel too much. The rum raisin ice cream should help, or a spreadsheet full of cocktails.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Some tweeters spent a romantic weekend with Excel, and others seem to be falling out of love with spreadsheets. 
Which would you rather find in your Excel spreadsheet? A rainbow or a burger? Of course, either of those would be better than that spinning beach ball!
No one told me that if you just kept track of all the feedings, and other baby activities, in a spreadsheet, you could take the baby back, after one week. Oh well, it’s too late now!
Do you use Sparklines in Excel 2010? You probably won’t need them if you’re using Excel to compare pizza dough recipes, but they might be useful if you’re playing God.
Some people stayed home this week, because of the ice and snow. Others bravely (and bitterly) struggled through the elements, to get to their Excel spreadsheets.
If you’re heading for the red carpet, you might want to use the 
Working with Excel can be dangerous. You could die, or fall off your chair, or have your tweets taken over by a robot. The temperature fluctuates wildly too, due to freeze panes and living hell. Be careful out there!
Yesterday was the start of a new week, and some people weren’t thrilled to be back in the office, making Excel pivot tables and charts. Maybe that’s why they have meetings at a burger joint instead.
Remember kids — don’t talk to strangers, even if they offer you a tempting Excel form. And don’t overdo the pivot tables — that could fry your brain, or cause double rainbow meltdowns. It’s a scary world!
Is it easier to talk to the animals, or to Excel?