If you’re preparing for an Excel exam, the first thing you should learn is how to spell Excel. You can focus on Valentine’s Day dinners, and steam punk pivot tables, later.
- note to self: never assume that excel will know what you want it to do…idiot.
- I really fancy trying to make a semi automatic five trebuchet repeater, firing cabbages. & a steam punk pivot table. These things must be.
- I just had an idea to fix an Excel problem at work. I’m considering going in. Does this make me a workaholic or a good employee?
- Interesting use of =REPT() fn in #Excel – Very popular for creating in cell charts until 2010 offered #sparklines http://bit.ly/gebXru
- Ugh, my boss just emailed me that i need to do some tweaking to an excel spreadsheet. butt off couch to do some work 🙁
- I would respect someone who went to the level of organizing their wardrobe with an excel spreadsheet.
- I love Numbers but Excel permeates government institutions. Resistance is futile.
- I asked Jade, do you know what a excel power pivot it is? She said no, but I do in basketball. Lol.
- on a scale of one to ten, how nerdy is it to already be mapping out my uni timetable on an excel spreadsheet?
- Soon my first exam! What it is about? Excell, knowing all the forumulas and make charts, pivot table etc…pff!! #goodluck
- My 8 yr old son’s force optimization worksheet for his DS Lego Battles game http://yfrog.com/h3nw1uj he’s gonna love #excel 🙂 He’s ready.
- I like putting passwords on shared drive Excel documents. It makes me feel important. #GetALifeRich
- today I’ve got to teach myself all about Excel for my job interview on Wednesday, learn about Pivot spreadsheets. ahhhh
- If only my coworkers hadn’t password protected the #excel cells I need to change, I could finish my work for today 🙁
- Whipped up an Excel spreadsheet for Gin Rummy.
- We’re so indecisive that we’ve had to construct a spreadsheet to weigh out each valentines dinner restaurant :3
- Thanks, yes it’s a bear. And by bear I mean Excel spreadsheet with lots and lots and lots of data. 😉
- You are not the boss of me, Pivot Table. Sorry, I mean Mister Pivot Table.
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Funny…the Excel T function was covered this weekend in the 
Thanks to the Excel 25th birthday celebrations, people are sharing their Excel memories. Meanwhile, back in the office, overworked hands are turning into claws — there must be some medication for that!
Wasn’t Excel’s 25th birthday in September? Anyway, there’s lots of celebrating going on now, so have a piece of cake, or pie, and enjoy a day with wicked awesome spreadsheets.
With its pie charts and VLOOKUPs, Excel can help you rule the world. Or at least your small corner of the world. I wonder if there is a web application for world domination.
Twitter, YouTube, Quora, Starbucks — how did we ever solve our Excel problems before these amazing resources were available?
Well, the weekend is over, so that poor guy is back to his Excel files. I hope he enjoyed a few pitchers on the weekend, got some sleep, and didn’t tweak any pivot charts.
Ah yes, fugly pie charts. They make cat videos look like fine art.
If your only conversations are with Excel’s Text-to-Speech feature, it might be time to get out of your cubicle. You could take an educational psychology class, or ask a co-worker to sort one of your Excel sheets.
Excel pivot table books as romance novels — why didn’t I think of that! The movie version could feature Chuck Norris, and a few pretty charts. 
The year in Excel is off to a good start, with sex, sword fights and dragon slaying. Those experiencing heart attacks and stolen stuff are probably using obsolete technology. 
Anyone can use Excel, even a handyman or dinosaur. Just remember to pace yourself at the start of the year, when there’s so much work to do, and you’re still a bit tipsy.
Over the weekend, people used Excel to wrap up 2010, and get ready for 2011. The bravest ones helped their family members too! Maybe we’ll all have assistants next year, or some beer, to make the work easier.
Happy New Year! Wishing you a colour-coded year with no evil spreadsheets, and plenty of VLookups and other sexy formulas.
Who crashes more often — a ski bunny or an Excel bunny? It might be safer to stick to grocery shopping, or working in bed.
A day in Excel leads to screaming, craps, glitter and forehead smacks. And you think that your family is odd!
Ah, Spreadsheet Wasteland…where you tear your hair out, while boiling eggs and tracking stupid calls. 
It’s almost the end of the year, and people are using Excel to take stock of the past year, and plan for the new year — even if they’d rather go shopping for a new TV, or tell 
A few people were tweeting about Excel over the weekend, and not surprisingly, some of these tweets were about using Excel for Christmas activities. There were other interesting topics mixed in, like Japanese food, baseball, and haiku. And always remember, Han shot first.
Merry Christmas! Maybe you’re at work today, or at home, and trying to get away from the festivities for a few minutes. For your entertainment, here are a few Christmas themed Excel tweets — you’re not the only one who thinks that Excel and Christmas were made for each other!
It’s finally Christmas Eve! Even the most devoted Excel users might take the next day or two off, and step away from their computers. Happy holidays!
The Pivot Table Wizard is gone now, so you’ll have to go back to Excel 2003 if you want to see the checkered flag.
A dog, a dork or a hammer — only one of these can plan your Christmas dinner, trim the tree, and calculate builder payments — all in Excel.
The holiday season is stressful enough — don’t move the shared Excel file! Oh, and don’t use shared workbooks.
How was your weekend? Did your Excel workbooks help with the Christmas planning and best album charting? Or were you driven insane by Excel’s crashes and beach balls? Hmmm…from the end, a beach ball looks just like a pie chart!
To work in Excel you just need common sense, and a box of crayons. And it’s too late to send those international holiday cards, so just step away from the spreadsheet.
Wow, that guy is lucky! We didn’t have calculators when I was in 7th grade. Well, at least not the kind that kids were able to lift, or carry in their pockets.
I wonder what candle scent would be best when working on an ammo pricing Excel sheet, or a meaningless chart.
Be careful when working with pivot tables! They can turn your world 2 dimensional and take over your brain. 
There’s more and more Christmas chat in Twitter, and Excel is helping us get ready. Now I have to go and knit a nice spreadsheet for my sister.
Hugs, drinks, fill handles, colour coded Christmas lists — these are things that made the weekend better for some Excel users.
The office air is dry, there’s no T, and the Excel formulas don’t work. We should have some pie, and slack off for the rest of the day.
Yeah, those macros that close a workbook can be hard to debug, if you aren’t paying attention. Maybe you should keep the door closed, to spare your co-workers’ ears, while you deal with that shizz.
Constantly resizing the Excel rows and columns isn’t a sign of OCD, and it’s perfectly normal to work on a spreadsheet in the middle of the night. I hope!