Oh, that poor teacher! I wonder if he drowned in data.
- I begin, as with so many other things in my life, with an Excel spreadsheet.
- I seem to be in excel spreadsheet trouble! I’m drowning in data!
- Youtube, excel spreadsheet, phone, blanket, foam, pillow and floor … this is my next hour until I fall asleep. I’ve come to enjoy it.
- I almost bought a coffee mug that said I Love Spreadsheets. In my defense, Excel is awesome.
- morning everyone! went to work tp find out someone formated my work laptop without saving the huge excel sheet I’ve been working on
- A gigantic excel spreadsheet. I was "working from home" which means, avoiding it until the last minute. Ha!
- i swear im so busy today, im just stuck to Microsoft Excel only. and Facebook.
- The music of sorting algorithms. Now I feel less crazy for feeling that Excel is beautiful… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8g-iYGHpEA
- How have I been doing work for 3 hours and seem to have got nowhere! Stupid excel coursework!!
- #thingsimiss the excel chart wizard back in office 2003. It’s a pain in the arse to make awesome charts in office 2007 or 2010 -___-
- The interesting tech reasons (and history) behind #PowerPivot requiring #Excel 2010 (read comments too) http://powerpivotpro.com/2010/12/02/powerpivot-for-excel-2007/
- Oh. My. Word. I love making tables, and I love Microsoft excel, it is all about making tables! It’s like…it was made for me.
- It’s too late but I wanna learn excel macros….
- excel makes me tired…ughhh im already taking a break, 3 more hw assignments to go!
- It’s like diving into Excel talking about pivot tables instead of how to use autosum
- Time to fire someone, via a great Excel spreadsheet! This should be fun…
- Oh curse you CONCATENATE formula #excel
- When this teacher dies there will be an Excel spreadsheet engraved on his gravestone.
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Take your mom an Excel book, and get a sandwich. Sisters might not be as generous with the food.
If John Legend had stuck with Excel, he could have had his 2.5 minutes of internet fame too. Too bad he switched to that career in music.
Do you use Excel for things like predicting the visible spectra of hydrogen? Or for hand colour coding media lists? Or as a sleep aid?
Of course you’ll never love PowerPoint like you love Excel. Trust Excel. Love Excel.
Well, I haven’t used Excel on a Mac for several years, but it didn’t feel like I was standing on my head. They must have "improved" it in recent versions.
Wine, cheese and pivot tables — someone has discovered my secret! Now I’ll get back to work on that red and green Christmas budget workbook.
UK Prime Minister David Cameron recently said, "You cannot capture happiness on a spreadsheet any more than you can bottle it" and that was the inspiration for a few Excel tweets yesterday. Elsewhere in the Excel world, people were finding happiness in merged cells and holiday lists.
It’s Black Friday in the USA, so nobody is working. Everyone is out shopping for bargains, or staying home to recuperate from Thursday’s enormous Thanksgiving dinner. In the rest of the world, the Excel work goes on, but at least you can see the weekend from here.
Happy Thanksgiving, if you’re celebrating today! Most of today’s Excel tweeters seem happy to be using Excel, in keeping with the spirit of giving thanks. After a big turkey dinner, we might all need a wicked awesome workout spreadsheet!
Poor Excel is having a bad day – hated by some, accused of basism, and I don’t know as much French as I should, but "je te vomis" doesn’t sound too flattering. Good thing a few people are having fun with their Christmas spreadsheets.
Yes, those Excel files can keep you up all night, just like your kids do (did?). Maybe some magic and/or dragons would scare them away — the Excel files, not the kids!
Using Excel to plan your Thanksgiving dinner does not destroy your soul. Showing your boss how to insert a CD might do that. Anyway, just hide in bed for a while, or have some bacon, and you’ll feel better.
Those Excel workbooks are getting ready for the holidays, and there are many late night sessions ahead. Take time for a latte, or another beverage of choice, in the middle of those mentally exhausting days.
After all your mother has done for you, surely you can give her a bit of help with Excel. It seems easier than moving to Mars — but I haven’t met your mom. 😉
Should people in their 40s and 50s be allowed to work on critical Excel files? Maybe they should leave the charts and junk to the younger folk, and spend their time daydreaming, or playing BlackJack.
If your dad is an accountant, he won’t be impressed if you accidentally print a 65 page workbook. He might like that wallet money tracker though.
Snow day? Who’s having a snow day already? Maybe that’s a typo and the tweeter was reading about Excel on a SLOW day. Yeah, that must be it. But my car has its snow tires on now, so I’m ready!
I’ve never had a spreadsheet chat session, but that "attached pivot table" email sounds familiar.
Maybe you should use the minimalist approach in your Excel files. Then you could stop work at 4 PM, to watch Oprah, instead of working on charts until 3 AM.
You’ve probably had some less than ideal jobs, but were you ever locked in a closet to work on Excel? Now that’s an exercise in torture!
Don’t try to spell concatenate, just use the ampersand operator to 
If you could have one new Excel feature for Christmas, would it be a 3D scatter chart? Of course, if I had a dollar for every data dump, I could buy anything that I wanted!
If your boss went to celebrate at the Giants parade, leaving you with an Excel file that’s due by noon, try eating some chocolate. It might not help, but can’t hurt!
Forgot to remove the filter? Isn’t that what caused a serious Excel error at Barclays a couple of years ago? While you’re at it, check the pivot table summary functions too!
Now that Halloween is over, we can finalize our candy-grubbers spreadsheets, and move on. Fortunately, there are other things, like basketball scores, to calculate.
November! How did that happen? Maybe I should let Excel do the thinking for me, and the time wouldn’t pass as quickly.
Ah yes, a "minor change" to an Excel file, that leads to drinking. That can happen when you work at a yo-you company. Or anywhere else!
Excel is relaxing, and calming, and can put you to sleep. But try to stay alert, so you’ll remember why you created that new, blank workbook.
Yesterday was a very spiritual experience for some Excel tweeters, with God and angels and biblical proportions involved. On the secular side, there was time travel, chocolate and world domination.
Communication skills are crucial, whether you’re trying to be tactful with the boss, or bossy with the wedding guests. If all else fails, try to get your message across in a rap song.