There might be a couple of things I’d need a spreadsheet to track — books, CDs — but certainly not nail polish! I really don’t know why I’d need to do a spreadsheet while I’m on the go. My boss refuses to let me make complicated tables in Excel–he insists on WordPerfect 7.0, an outdated…

There was a lot of love for Excel in yesterday’s tweets. Maybe it just looks attractive by comparison, after spending the week with an annoying boss and co-workers. In spreadsheet purgatory, Id much rather be hanging out with a certain someine. My outfit is too cute to be sitting in class Just finished making my…

Hmmm…math on paper and pencilled in comments – some people aren’t using Excel to its fullest capabilities. Good thing your sense of humour can get you through the workday, without resorting to Excel pain drugs. Product Manager: Will you look at this Excel sheet? There’s a problem. Me: I will have to do math on…

I don’t know what media glasses are, but maybe they’d improve my Facebook updates, or my Excel tweets. I’ve been looking up cars & putting the information into a chart in Excel for like an hour, lol. I’m desperate and dreaming with some of em! Why Excel? Why you make my life so hard? You…

Yesterday was Labour Day in Canada, and Labor Day in the USA, so the Excel tweets were fewer than usual. Still, some people had a bad day, ranting at Excel, so they’ll be glad that the Monday mazes are over. I just tried to scroll to the end of an excel sheet, you cant it…

Happy anniversary to my parents! I’m glad they didn’t use a spreadsheet to figure out if they could afford me. I love making super organized, color coded spreadsheets. Don’t ask why. I love excel. I love the tiny boxes. I love formatting. <3 Apparently Pringles don’t help you finish your excel spreadsheet. Wish I would’ve…

Hooray! It’s the start of a long weekend. Then, next week, we can get back to Excel, and our uber complicated code, and feel like the smart kids in class. Either A I am getting old or B I am getting mature. I am happy I get to work in Excel this morning to build…

This is the first that I’ve heard of a problem with British spreadsheets, or at least the people who create them. Maybe they’ve been afflicted with 3D Insanity. It’s official: My MacBook is useless and won’t even run excel anymore. Rich person problem. Microsoft PowerPivot: Making Excel Analytics Work http://bit.ly/dtWcdI Trying to show some excel…

I didn’t send that tweet about 3-year-olds, but am still recovering from watching one last weekend, so I’d have to agree! Maybe a wine flight would help. Man next to me spent the train journey repeatedly typing the figure 1212121212 into an excel spreadsheet. #fb Looking after a (nearly) 3 year old is hard work!…

Pretty light day for Excel themed tweets yesterday. Maybe everyone was busy putting out computer fires. Husb got a 32" LCD HD monitor. All I can think of is how AWESOME my Excel spreadsheet is going to look on it. #Loser I didn’t check the spreadsheet before sending it to my boss. It’s Excel, of…

I’ve run into a few monster spreadsheet, but never a dingo, and none that were funerary coloured. Gym or coffee or fruit shake or spreadsheet? You are the first person ever to tweet me "I love Excel" You are either breathtakingly awesome, or a glutton for punishment. This may be weird, but I am a…

If I received that colourful Excel file from a client, I’d probably crack open a bottle of wine too. If you’re going to get a headache anyway… If I had three wishes, one of them would be for Excel to display multiple rows of worksheet tabs. This obv. my professor’s 1st time using a computer….

It’s a good thing that I don’t have a spreadsheet allergy. They do make me laugh occasionally though, and not just the pivot tables. I want a hot shower and a good spreadsheet. I am a woman of simple pleasures… That’s code for dork. Made a pivot table joke in training today :)No one laughed…

Meetings, interviews, shonky data, and mad formulas — no wonder we’re losing brain cells! What do professional procrastinators do when they are trying to avoid doing work? Think about it – when you’ve finished that spreadsheet. it’s a problem of design, IMO: Excel allows one to do things which they really should not be doing…

As much fun as a spreadsheet? I’m pretty sure that’s a compliment. Now I have to get back to working on my fall tv spreadsheet. Right twitter. I am about to start some insanely dull number crunching work on excel. Expect swearing. Rain, Gershwin, tube, coffee, Excel. working on a spreadsheet #doodle. Much better than…

Ah, George Costanza — now there’s someone you want to take career advice from. He probably measured his Excel charts with a real-life ruler too. Today I had to add a checkbox to an Excel spreadsheet. Tomorrow, contemplate life decisions that led me to this. Definitely Excel. The spreadsheet is the official computer application of…

Excel certainly brings out the violence in some people, but I’ve never heard of a death certificate being required before. Please, use your ninja Excel skills responsibly! Having a tedious day at work, transferring handwritten ledgers into excel…I really wouldn’t blame you for unfollowing me after this. Amazed @ the # of people who can’t…

Nice to know that the yutes will take over all the Excel work, so we old people can relax. That will leave more time for Twitter, scotch and music! This wmn is absurd. literally standing in her office cutting up a spreadsheet into strips instead of just copying & pasting in excel. Teaching myself Excel,…

Sure, a date night with an Excel worksheet can be more fun than going to a movie. Just don’t end up in cell B52! Working with cell B52 in Excel and started singing Love Shack. I’m such a nerd. Had a movie date with some excel spreadsheets for work. They were more intellectually stimulating than…

I’m not a medical professional, but if Excel makes your blood pressure go up, you probably shouldn’t use it to track your blood pressure readings. My yogi tea tag today says ‘Obey, serve, love, excel.’ By that they must mean my spreadsheets. Someone went and deleted a whole block of formulas and data from my…

You can’t merge cells in a shared workbook? There’s one good reason to share a workbook! And maybe that 303 pound quarterback should spend more time using the Text to Columns feature, and less time eating chocolate. is working on a financial spreadsheet. "There’s too much bold and not enough color here." I realize my…

Now that you mention it, that spreadsheet does look like it was attacked by a psychedelic snail. curse you excel charts, internet research, and the burrito i had for lunch! >:O I found a disturbing excel formula used in a report at work =IF(AK47>0,"Deceased","") – no, we don’t sell AK47s Spreadsheet programming sucks. Like, totally….

That "Quit Without Save" thing has never happened to me. Well, not in the past couple of weeks, anyway. And why is a floppy disk still the icon for Save? So apparently pivot tables, the ONE THING I knew how to do in Excel, totally revised in Office 2007. I continue to hate you, Office…

Snakes, crocodiles, hedgehogs, monkeys and dogs! Is this an Excel workbook, or a zoo? My aunt puts everything she spends into an excel spreadsheet all highlighted and organized. I wish I thought like an accountant. That pie graph has a hedgehog in it. A new article by @eyevonsa about playing video games in Office apps:…

I hope the epic guy and the simplify guy don’t work together. And is it just me, or do you find it funny that Lotus made a car named Excel? Added a 2nd monitor to my pc setup. How did I live with only 1? Excel just became more sexy. just made a mistake in…

Should you really be using Twitter during an Excel test? I don’t think so. Using Excel for wedding vows seems like a great idea though. You know you work in Consulting when you talk about Excel and the excitement of getting a new laptop during dim sum :/ Oh cool, I’m done with data entr-…

Wow, cookies never magically appear when I’m working on a spreadsheet. Maybe it was just a hallucination, caused by spreadsheet madness. U know ur in the land of the geeks when u over hear somebody telling their spreadsheet, "oh, come on baby" Used my first spreadsheet today. How cool are they? I say used as…

Sitting in the backyard, while drinking wine, sounds appealing, but I’d be napping, not working on a spreadsheet. Twitter, please be exciting today. I’m at work and i have a headache and excel is making my head spin. Distractions pls. The Excel function "match" simply doesn’t work and I can prove it I get to…

Maybe an important scientist in an 80s movie could work on finding a cure for conditional formatting — or jolt the old, dead version back to life. How did people work before Starbucks and Excel?!? It actually annoys me just how OCD I get when it comes to spreadsheet layouts. Not enough to stop the…

Whether you’re helping your baby, your spouse, or your mom, family time always goes better with Excel. Ok time to PANIC!.. Ive lost the main spreadsheet for reporting.. can everyone check their desks, drawers, etc in case they have it? kkthnx I need to learn excel. It’s super complicated and hard to use, but super…

Who knew that spreadsheets could help you meet new friends, or at least be accosted by strangers on the street? Just learned how to make charts in Excel. Slightly weirded out by the fact that I now have a job that requires this. Creating a spreadsheet of possible short fiction markets. Not a nerd. Shut…

It’s a holiday here in Canada, so I’ll keep this short. Otherwise, I might "loose" my mind! That could be dangerous. Budgeting for our wedding. Have a tab in spreadsheet called ‘Budget’ and one called ‘Actual’. Let’s see how this goes… So at 4:51pm my boss gives me an Excel assignment to formulate. Keep in…

Is there any proof that a man invented pivot tables? Or just an assumption? There are about 73 different graph and chart types in Excel and I think the Powerpoint I’m reading contains all of them. #deathbypowerpoint What would u do if u lost a grant for $900k bc you forgot to fill in one…

From now on, each of my Excel files will be referred to as "a ripping piece of awesome". My dyslexic tendencies are kind of pesky, considering I work on excel and with numbers all day. Just built an Excel worksheet to calculate time-lapse movie values. Very cool, if I do say so myself. #fb Why…

Do you think the people from the first two tweets work in the same office? not really feelin this work thing today. who on twitter tryna see me in EXCEL Battleship?!?! lol. Why is it that I always ends up doing other peoples Excel work. So you have to colour-code a spreadsheet. What’s the…

Wow, how big is that person’s monitor? I can only see 975 full cells on mine (at 100%), and my eyes are sore at the end of the day. I think I just installed 100TB of microsoft products in order to be able to spend a couple of hours reviewing a spreadsheet. @keithlaw Baseball is…