Author: Debra Dalgleish

Have you ever made an Excel chart in the shape of a giraffe? If not, maybe you need more coffee, or a little more Excel magic. Do any of Jon Peltier’s chart utilities create animal shapes, or just waterfalls?

• An Excel spreadsheet is the romance language of nerds.
• my new boss doesn’t know what cells in an excel spreadsheet are this is a nightmare
• Only just finished prep for meeting thanks to some stupid rogue formula in Excel! Now if I can just switch off, chill and sleep.
• I felt so pro using excel doing gantt chart beautifully(:
• Gonna do a quick Excel spreadsheet of the filters I’ve used on Instagram. Maybe make a few charts. brb.
• My goal at work today is to make a graph in Excel that’s in the shape of a giraffe. #loftyaspirations
• Number crunching and Excel nerd-ing my head off at work. More coffee now please.
• Ack…7:00 and just leaving work. Excel is a pain in my catookus.
• Spent over 2 hours trying to make a chart for my dad on Microsoft Excel, and I finally got it right 🙂 #feelingaccomplished
• Spent the better part of the last 3 days trying to get an Excel formula to work in my spreadsheet. #geektweet
• that stupid moment youre ferociously pounding #s in excel, hit the # lock & look up 5 mins later to find youre typing nothing in row 1048576
• Fighting the after lunch drowsyness, and looking at those excel spreadsheet ain’t helping. #Yawn
• I’m convinced that coders are modern day practitioners of sorcery (also my coworker who used Excel magic to save me 2 hours of work today).
• apparently pivot tables could revolutionise my excel life

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Working with Excel all day can give you a migraine, or provide you with comedy material to entertain your friends and family. Or both.

• Somewhere, the universe is being held together with nothing more than an Excel spreadsheet running on Windows XP.
• #HonestyHour I love formatting the excel sheet rather than doing actual work! 😀
• Excel gives me a headache. And yet first spreadsheet was "so pretty that it needs a friend"..not my words
• I’m editing an Excel spreadsheet that spans two monitors, one is widescreen, the other one not wide enough!
• I keep a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet of all the most useful acronyms. I’d email it, but it’s 280mb and I’m on dial up.
• If this is what the real world is like, colleges should only teach PowerPoint and Excel…
• Gonna release our next album as a limited edition Microsoft Excel pivot table
• Hey Spreadsheet, maybe you should ‘excel’ at saving yourself! – COOL JOKE I JUST TOLD MY WIFE
• Just when I think I understand and comprehend EXCEL sheets. It throws me a curve ball and I get an instant migraine. #FML
• My Excel-Spreadsheet-Nerd side is bursting out like the Hulk!…did someone tick me off or do I just love spreadsheets this much? #BigIdeas
• I love hiding cells on Excel. Makes me feel sneaky.
• I don’t normally work in Excel, but I have been in it all day! Prediction: I will dream of mathematical formulas and pivot tables tonight.
• Love my boss. Him: "These files aren’t on my computer, they’re in Excel." Me: […explains…] Him: "Whatever."
• Using a pen to fix up one of the graphs because excel got it wrong. –.- great

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Lucky interns! They get to work with Excel, which hadn’t even been invented back in my summer job days. And they don’t have to correct all their mistakes with white-out, like I did.

• When IT can’t help you with a pivot table you are officially a nerd or a operations mangement excel freak. #everyonelovesanerd #godhelpme
• Waiting for my flight to Michigan. I’m between a dude working on an excel spreadsheet and a girl arguing on the phone about money.
• Looking at an Excel spreadsheet and realising that over time, all your hardcore GCSE knowledge has leaked out of your ears.
• Tip to future interns in the work place… Learn Excel…you’ll be using it…alot. #interns #mondays
• Just typed up my last spreadsheet for work..is it sad that I got teary eyed typing it?. #sadlifeilead..
• 7 sheet excel spreadsheet and all the pages have different size font and zoom on them, I give up.
• Discovered turning in an Excel spreadsheet at work with every cell filled with the word “redrum” is quite effective keeping the boss away.
• Always funny working with folks looking at and working with figures in an Excel spreadsheet and they leave the room to find a calculator
• I was working on a slick tournament management app but after further inspection, an Excel spreadsheet works just as well. #EasyWayOut
• oh? so that’s the purpose of having two monitors? something abt making excel spreadsheet easier to look at.
• Just heard myself call a pivot table and a dual axis bar graph sexy. Oh man.
• Big work spreadsheets with all of the deadlines ever are only helpful if you regularly check the spreadsheet.
• The American work force runs on coffee and excel. What would we do if one day There was no excel or coffee? #nationwidepanic
• I just shouted out "I LOVE EXCEL!" and genuinely meant it.

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If you have an Excel problem, do you guess the answer, or do you just Google everything? Maybe your boyfriend/roommate/groom knows the answer too.

• I’m just now opening Excel which means I haven’t done any work today
• Every time I use the UPPER function in excel I type the word supper. Not sure what that says about me.
• need boyfriend who likes pugs and gets excel RITe NOW….. #plze #asaap
• I can’t believe I’m pulling an all-nighter right now to finish thesis work …. in the summer. Fighting with Excel in June is just sad 🙁
• How have I never used or heard of VLOOKUP before???This seems to be the most useful function in the history of Excel…
• Never learned how to use Excel. That’s embarrassing. Don’t tell boss, just Google everything. #diva
• I’ve been having an excel problem for a couple hours now. Stupid roommate/coworker says "i would Google it" oh would you? REVOLUTIONARY
• You have to love when a help guide gives you the syntax for an excel function, you follow the syntax, and it says "INCORRECT SYNTAX." #f
• Wow…apparently I am in a HIGH percentile of competent Excel users. Also…I need to learn more about pivot tables #guessedthoseanswers
• Why has it taken me several years and several hundred spreadsheets to figure out that #Excel has spellcheck???? #thelittlethingsinlife
• Entering data into Excel is like hazing for internships #InternProblems” I haven’t used a mouse in days
• Excel is just one big exercise in trial and error.
• I had to make an excel worksheet for the clothes I’m packing to help me keep track of days & such. Seriously what is happening to me?
• The groom’s cake is an excel spreadsheet. Where do I find a guy like this? #realworldprob

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If you need Disneyland money, remember that people probably won’t pay extra for gradient backgrounds. Creating VBA code that works might get you some cash though.

• Just about won an epic battle against #Excel and its crazy formatting that’s twice in a week!
• Good things happen when I start creating dashboards and pivot tables in #excel. Booyah.
• I’m barely capable of staying awake when I have to work in #Excel. I should start entering data at night when I can’t get to sleep.
• Copied formula right to the very bottom in excel. This is a near fatal error.
• Job for Ben: "Take this terribly unorganized excel spreadsheet and make it organized." No other guidance. What!? #InternWork
• Trying to decipher my boss’ Excel formulae(s) is like cracking the genetic code. Shoot me now.
• Just got $200 for finishing my moms excel sheet for work. Just add it to my Disneyland money
• Feeling smug; created a whole line of working Excel VB code. #notquiteadeveloperyetthough
• "Where did my pivot table wizard go?" … Things I have said today that make me hate myself. ;^) #TIHSTTMMHM
• Always get sad when ‘reporting’ actually means ‘run some unversioned code, dump the results into an Excel file and email it’.
• When confused, spreadsheet.
• After listening to Stephen Few’s presentation on Data Sensemaking…I must sadly retire my gradient backgrounds for my Excel graphs. Ugh.
• Wife sent me email at work: "What do you think of my form??" It was a spreadsheet. What a tease.
• Excel is quite smart, except when it is unbelievably, infuriatingly stupid.

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Doesn’t everyone post Excel ideas on Pinterest? What else could you possibly post on that site?

• Ok…I’m pretty sure I’m the only person that tweets about Excel… #nerdswag #excel
• I never thought I would have a desk job because I’m a drifter. Yet here I am, working on an excel spreadsheet, for the VP, at 9PM.
• Arguing w/ 7yr old about the sum of 63 + 27. He refuses 2admit he’s wrong & thankfully I can still add double digits sans excel spreadsheet
• I’m stepping away from that spreadsheet. Comparing yourself to other’s + data + Excel = Greatest.Time.Vortex.Eva.
• HOLY NERD MOMENT! i HAVE discovered that people post excel spreadsheet ideas on Pinterest!
• If you’re going to google "Excel chart" and have the window up so your boss thinks you’re busy, make sure the chart is in English first.
• What? Everyone doesn’t have an excel spreadsheet with their budget plotted out 6 months in advance? #money #budgets
• I’ve been at it 4 hrs but finally learnt something new when using an Excel spreadsheet. #excitingday
• I feel amazing today! Like Wonder Woman amazing. Glad I can teach someone with my knowledge on how to: Pivot table.
• It’s a shame my Excel skills are wasted because I chose to be a stupid doctor instead. Sorry mom.
• Dear Microsoft Excel: "A formula in this worksheet contains one or more invalid references." Great, thanks for letting me know. WHERE IS IT?
• Do you fully understand the data you’re presenting in your Excel workbook? If not, chances are neither does anybody else.
• Dear Excel, I hate your face. And your conditional formatting. And that you refuse to make pretty charts for me.
• Senior executives: Smart people (mostly), but incredibly inferior #excel skills. Format a chart for them, they call you a genius.

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Today’s Excel questions — Can you find all the buttons in Excel 2007, without Googling? Did you know that Professional Excel Development is a mystery novel?

• Microsoft’s announcement is a version of Excel that lets you plot simple correlation graphs without wanting to lob your PC out the window.
• So, it’s 3.00am after my first real day and I’m up working on an excel workbook on my own accord. #imustlikethisstuff #tothetuneofavettbros
• Listening to AC/DC while learning advanced excel code/macros feels like a hacker montage – #ProblemChild
• Pivot tables is one area of Excel that has always flummoxed me. One problem is that the name has never made sense to
• This is the most ratchet lab report ive ever done. A drawn graph; excel is the devil.
• Am re-reading sections of ‘Pro Excel Development, 2nd Ed.’ – Turns out the Data Import Wizard did it, on the pivot table, with the slicer.
• Helping my mom do a flow chart for work… I think barely knowing how to do Excel and yet being able to do this is pretty awesome.
• You’re right, Excel. I should just rebuild the pivot table instead of updating it. I have the technology. Better than it was before.
• I feel accomplished. I created a graph in excel 2007 without Googling where all the buttons and menus were moved to.
• Dear excel pivot tables, please stop malfunctioning. Sincerely, frustrated intern with a deadline #internshipproblems
• I just spent 8 hours on one Excel chart..my brain AND my butt are numb
• I’m up at 12:40am creating an Excel spreadsheet about money. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!
• Now trying to do a stoopid waterfall chart in Excel. Way too complicated!
• No one knows how happy I am that I can’t type my boss’s name into Microsoft excel without it autocorrecting to "Stupid." #thelittlethings

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Participating in a VLOOKUP competition might be a sign that you need a vacation. Or maybe some OLE action would brighten your day.

• He recalled of the time his boss told him, “If you can’t use Excel without a mouse, keep your résumé updated.”
• Excel: "Microsoft is waiting for another application to complete an OLE action" I don’t want a fiesta!!! I just wanna work!!!
• There’s a POSSIBILITY that I’m deciding on a potential holiday cottage using my own comparisons Excel spreadsheet
• I can’t stand the standard grey chart area and excessive gridlines on excel template. And people just leave them in! Argh.
• Nothing like a Force Quit to cap off an afternoon. Because yes, Excel, clearly my work would be much, much better the second time around.
• Then the Customer told me that he needs 1 dashboard page with 16 Gauges, 2 Charts, 1 Pivot Table and you know what I asked the customer 🙂
• if you’re happy because you’re excel file is password protected DON’T I can crack it in 5 minutes. stupid MS security
• Perhaps having 150,000 rows in this spreadsheet was a bit of an overkill, it takes about ten minutes to do anything ;/
• NTS: never ever lie to your employers and tell them you love Microsoft Excel and making spreadsheets. Someone help me! #noob
• I love it when my job is reduced to showing impatient, overreactive people how to print off Excel worklists properly.
• I did so much Excel yesterday even Facebook looked like a spreadsheet to me.
• You know it’s a slow day at work when the auditors start competing to see how fast they can complete a vlookup in Excel.
• These ppl at work think I have advanced excel skills…I’ve googled everything they’ve asked me to ever do #thankugoogle"
• I haven’t used Excel graphs in a while. They’ve changed all the colours. I approve although they should’ve run it by me first, really.

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If you’re trying to look intelligent, avoid using rainbow graphs, cartoons, and 3-D pie charts in that fake Excel file that’s always open. A pivot table makes a good impression though.

• If we could ban faux-3d pie charts from Excel the world would be a better place. #MarkingStudentsAssignments
• I will pay someone to come up with a presentation on how to create charts/graphs on excel! I don’t have time for this!!! Grrrr
• If there was an ap/site that changed normal excel charts into cartoon animals, I would use that.
• making a killer playlist and a tall glass of boone’s farm to get me through hours of excel spreadsheets… #classy #dayinthelife
• I’ve become a master of having an excel spreadsheet open at all times to make me look busy and somewhat intelligent
• Who are these people who don’t know what a pivot table is?
• I asked my boss to help me with an MS Excel problem that Ive been trying to figure out for the past hour He solved it in 2 mins. #WHOAH
• losing weight the only way I know how, with GRAPHS. new Excel 2007 means I can have RAINBOW GRAPHS
• Have we really gotten to Generation Z? Will the generations keep going like an Excel spreadsheet or do we need a new workbook?
• Mass panic caused by hidden cells in an excel spreadsheet – Averted
• Thinking of putting on my resume "Ability to Excel spreadsheet my way out of any disaster"
• I just asked Excel to fill every blank cell with 7 Ys by accident. Well that’s one way to make work entertaining! #fail
• I am creating an Excel spreadsheet for my nail polish. I’ve hit an all-time low. #adminforlife #nailpolishaddict
• Asked Excel to subtract one five digit number from another five digit number. The answer it’s given me is "October 1985". Stupid formatting.
• Note to self: never tell your boss your and Excel expert. Merging 200 email lists is so unfun.
• Maaaaaybe if you’re 65 years old you shouldn’t talk to me about Excel as if I’ve never heard of it. #shaaddup

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If you have to do something 40 times in Excel, maybe recording a macro would help! As long as it doesn’t interfere with the US Open feed, of course.

• People that use #EXCEL sheets as databases should be working in non-computer related jobs. And shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.
• Thank god for #YouTube #excel #selfhelp videos
• You know your a nerd when you wake up and realize you dreamed about #excel.
• conditional formatting is the last act of a desperate man #excel
• Coworker to me:"nothing is impossible in excel" #wordsofwisdom
• #ThatExcitingMoment when excel makes sense all of a sudden. Lol! Cc @Slor_thips
• My inability to use Microsoft Excel is startling. #repelled
• adding tabs to an Excel grid is a sure way for me to miss info. I never check for other tabs, much to my detriment
• One screen excel, the other email, and the third #usopen live stream… Gunna be a good day
• Oh Excel why do you hate me so? Can’t we just be friends?
• Oh hey cool I figured out how to do what I wanted to in this excel tool. Now do it 40 more times. – my life
• Playing Sonic on excel. I need to meet the genius who was able to make this possible
• Excel, you are amazing. I’m so sorry for ever doubting you.

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Finally back after a long delay, here are my favourite Excel tweets from yesterday. If you’d like to track down the author of any tweet that’s posted here, copy part of the tweet into the Search box in Twitter, and you should find the original tweet and author.

• I was trying to create a Gantt chart using excel. Step by step described in YouTube and that was the last place I looked. Doh!
• Making lots and lots of Excel charts now. I’m going to admit… This isn’t quite as fun as the other stuff I’ve been doing.
• I just made an awesome cluster-stacked graph w/ trend line and total in Excel. Sometimes, that’s just the sort of project that you need.
• The awful realisation that those hours spent arsing around in IT with paint shouldve been spent learning how to create excel graphs. #cvLies
• I spent most of my time swearing at Excel at it constantly altered the format of any information that I put into its stupid little boxes..
• I am pissed. Because of a stupid Excel 2010 memory leak, I have lost 4-5 hours worth of work. Excel stopped saving – 1.3 GB process
• Presenter just spent 5 min nudging his excel power pivot data linking boxes so they were lined up. people running for door.
• My work uses such antiquated crap I can not put Proficient in Microsoft Word/Excel on my resume!! #Lame #CorporateProbs
• 2 hours and 5 pages later… My excel shuts down at work and I never once pressed save! :,( #SchoolboyError #Devastated
• Colleague at work with 8+ yrs of exp. in sales doesn’t know how to calculate on an excel sheet. Not surprising at all
• Had Advanced Excel training at work today. You know what I learned? I’m a goddam geek. Class didn’t teach me a freakin thing. haha #ExcelPro
• Just helped a lady refresh a pivot table…I’ve accomplished somethin today so I can go home now right??
• Ever had someone add cells to an Excel worksheet that’s 7500 rows long and throw everything off by one or two rows? That’s my morning.
• I just received an entire Excel workbook in Comic Sans. I believe in freedom, but why is this even an option?

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If you can work Excel like a magician, you won’t need a team of assistants, or a stapler, to build your spreadsheets.

• I love excel spreadsheets and have began using them unnecessarily just for fun ►
• I just learned how to do a pivot table in excel. I feel like I just discovered the wheel. This is game changing. ►
• One more look at an Excel spreadsheet and I may just drop out of school. #Overdramatic #DontCare #Frustrated ►
• I wonder what it says about my job that the integration of Excel and Photoshop would make my work a LOT easier and more efficient! ►
• this morning i will mainly be creating a large excel spreadsheet – yawn – one day i will have a team of assistants to do this sort of thing ►
• At the end of Dilemma, when Kelly receives that text, why does it show up on an Excel Spreadsheet? :L #weird ►
• If life is throwing you too much: select all->remove duplicates->insert pivot table->count your blessings. You’ll probably get an error. ►
• My boss’ keyboard might as well be in Chinese bc that’s how she looks at it when Excel is open…. ►
• Between Excel refusing to start/recognize any of my files and the revamp in the reporting grid this week’s charts involve a lot of yelling ►
• Getting to the bottom of a excel spreadsheet makes you feel like a magician. ►
• Can’t do work. Lost my stapler. Need my stapler for excel to work. ►
• I dont think it’s so dumb to make an #excel #spreadsheet of your #match.com dates, SENDING it TO one of said dates? Ticket on the DUMB train ►

 

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Some people are using Excel to keep track of their online dating, and beauty products. I’d rather have old people problems, like poorly formatted forms.

• My boss just perked up when I said “pivot table”. #NERDALERT ►
• If pivot tables were a source of sustainable nutrition I wouldn’t need to eat for a week. Holy freaking Excel day. #I‘mHungry ►
• Who wakes up a 3am on a Saturday because they had an idea about an Excel chart???? me. thats who. ►
• I reactivated my twitter just to ask if anyone knows how to make a damn graph on excel,help me!!! ►
• Joey made fun of me bc I keep an Excel spreadsheet of my fav beauty products… Ok, so I’m a nerd for beauty, so what?! >;[ ►
• I wish I could write Excel Macros like a boss. My job would be so much easier. ►
• The moment of horror when Excel unexpectedly shuts down your chem lab with 27 different graphs. #saveitplease ►
• I wish I could put the contents of my closet into a pivot table. ►
• finally figured out scroll lock was on after a day of manually clicking between excel cells because arrows “didn’t work” #fml ►
• Poorly formatted Excel forms at work annoy me to no end. I don’t know why people signed off on this crap. #oldpeopleproblems ►
• Nothing more frustrating than working in an Excel spreadsheet where every cell has a live URL in it. Right click+R, you are my new bff. ►
• Open Excel. Give the file a name, save it. That’s my dating spreadsheet. ►
• My boss accidentally showed an excel sheet with all our names listed PLUS a column called “Observed Behavior”. Time to update resume. ►
• Am I the only one who has an Excel spreadsheet of all the artists/songs/albums I’ve ever liked since the age of 12? This is why I’m a loser. ►

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Do you dream about doing Excel stuff all day? Or is that a nightmare? Maybe the answer depends on the pay level.

• I don’t understand people who use these fancy $ budgeting websites. It’s called an Excel spreadsheet, people. Simple as that. ►
• there’s only so long I can stare at an Excel spreadsheet before I go blind! need cute kitty pics stat! ►
• My afternoon has flown by thanks to Excel analysis…does that make me weird? My graphs are pretty ►
• If u hold the down arrow key in an excel 2003 workbook starting at cell A1 it will go as far as A650000 and take 45 mins and 50 secs #bored ►
• My phone just corrected ‘graphs’ to ‘Iraqis’. Now my brother thinks I want help making Iraqis on Excel. #predictivetextfail #simplethings ►
• That or a pivot table. I hear some combination of fire and pivot tables solves most Excel problems. ►
• Hey man you leave Excel alone! Excel rocks. If people used Excel properly no-one would have a problem with it. >:( ►
• With just a capped pen and an LCD monitor, you too can turn a mundane excel spreadsheet into a very unsatisfying game of Fruit Ninja. ►
• Never EVER get bored with #Excel. Surely there must be a (highly paid) job out there that would allow me to “do Excel stuff” all day. ►
• Creepy guy keeps notes on dates, posts them on Excel spreadsheet on internet. Hit him in face with sock full of condensed bellyache please ►
• When I close my eyes all I see is an Excel spreadsheet with numbers swirling around. Getting to sleep tonight should be fun. ►
• I wish everyone got as excited about excel as I did…so they wouldn’t look at me weird when I giggle due to my epic spreadsheet #nerd ►
• This evening – just me, the football, beers and a massive excel spreadsheet. ►
• Making an Excel Workbook idiot-proof. Harder than you may think. ►

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Wine with dinner is an excellent reward, so treat yourself if you’ve spent the day debugging Excel macros.

• Taught myself how to do a pivot table in excel without the help of a BA. My reward? Wine while cooking dinner. #corporateamerica ►
• Just saw a hologram of Tupac working on an Excel pivot table in the office down the row from me. How strange. ►
• First it awakens, then it showers, then it gets dressed, then it brews coffee, then it drives to work, then it opens Microsoft Excel. ►
• Just fill one excel cell with 2-3 paras of info… no problem #sigh #procurement ►
• They should rename “College Degree” to “Expensive Validation You Can Make a Colored Bar Graph in Excel ;-)”. Winking emoticon included. ►
• Damn you “Error 1004: Application-defined or object-defined” for a piece of code that hasn’t changed and WORKED FINE BEFORE!! #Excel ►
• Anyone who is good at excel and able to turn 3 million numbers into a legible graph.. I’m willing to pay ►
• Making a wedding planning spreadsheet. Sad or organised? I’m undecided.. ►
• just spent an hour looking at excel formulas to send out post cards for work. #seriously #fml ►
• Making graphs on excel seem so easy…..yet they are so hard #eme2040 ►
• Nothing says “I’m back at work” like debugging macros in Excel spreadsheets… >.< ►
• When did #excel start sucking so much. I remember when it used to work without crashing ►

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Don’t knock over pencil cups, just because someone wants you to colour code an Excel file. That type of thing should only happen in the Kid Zone.

• Going to bed with stupid excel formulas still on my mind. You may have won today Excel but tomorrow…I OWN you! #sleepwithoneeyeopen ►
• It’s Friday night in Las Vegas and I have an Excel spreadsheet open. #MothersLockUpYourDaughters ►
• you give me a 5 page excel spreadsheet to sort and color code? I knock over your pencil cup.. on purpose. #officejustice ►
• You know what a pivot table is? No? Thank your lucky stars… #excelhell ►
• Eww. Gross. I hate seagulls. They have officially been added to “Things I Hate: The MS Excel Spreadsheet”. ►
• Just created a graph for a 400-level research class using a website called “Kidz Zone” because Excel is too confusing for me. ►
• That moment when you realise excel has incorrectly sorted names & email addresses & you’ve uploaded to the database. #FML ►
• My motto when using Excel to make graphs/charts/pretty things: use ALL the colors!1! ►
• Can I just point out that my phone has EXCEL. For those spreadsheet emergencies… ►
• I’ve created an Excel spreadsheet and line graph clocking my weight loss. I’m micro-managing my vanity. PowerPoint presentation forthcoming. ►
• just got too excited over the fact you can COLOUR CODE tabs in excel (Wedding spreadsheet just got so much better!) ►

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Today’s tweets were hard to believe. Are you sure that nobody cares about making Excel charts? Is it possible that the boss was right about something?

• Now my boss wants to know why weekly cost projections have switched from Excel to a spray painted message on his desk threatening his dog. ► 
• Discovered the keyboard shortcut for switching sheets in an Excel workbook. My excitement about this seems a sad commentary on my life. ►
• This year I’ve resolved to learn VBA for Excel. I’m not too old to learn how to code! ► 
• That awkward moment when you realize your boss was completely right about links to other files in excel. #dontdoit #ruined #analystproblems ►
• Although the creating of graphs etc on excel seems easy, getting it to display the right data seems to be the challenge! Ahhhhh! ►
• Trying to go through this handbook for work and it reads: "This is the single most difficult thing to do on Microsoft Excel" #FML ►
• This morning: thinking about avant-garde periodicals of the 20s. This afternoon: making excel charts of corporate finances #dayjob ► 
• I am dreading tomorrow already. Because tomorrow is going to be spent in a conference room with a thousand excel sheets! #fml ►
• Even now, my fingers itch with the yearning to open up Excel and create vast swaths of color-coded schedule charts. But no! I must not. ►
• Dear Teacher, Nobody cares about making charts in Microsoft Excel! Please let us leave. Sincerely, Your horribly bored student ►
• I hate this job.. you want that messed up data sheet put in excel? Well, I can’t read it and the disorganization gives me a headache. #FML ►
• that is the truth, had to help my boss "because her #s disappeared in excel" she had typed them on white font ►

Related Excel Links

• Excel Charting Tools
• Excel Keyboard Shortcuts 
• Excel VBA School

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It’s fine to yell "Bullseye" occasionally, while working in Excel. Just don’t go to the dark side.

• Haha, I have a good sense of humor and enjoy a good joke, except in the instances listed in the attached Excel spreadsheet. Please forward. ►
• i was going to make you guys a chart, but i don’t know how to use microsft excel. ►
• As a rule I think journalists should try to make their charts look as un-excel like as possible. ► 
• I have made an incredible spreadsheet. It has drop downs, filters, & coloured cells! I wonder if Facebook want to buy it for $10 million? ►
• Staying back at work to run reports… this calls for an Excel party! Have sour candy, upbeat tunes and an empty room 😉 ►
• Have you started writing all your "code" in Word and PowerPoint yet? It’s over when you’re proud of an Excel macro. ►
• I have become one with the spreadsheet, a master of the pivot table. Another netwoker going to the #darkside ► 
• And that is one full year’s worth of participation marks built into a sexy sexy spreadsheet. PS I make sexy spreadsheets. ►
• It should be illegal to put a 100+ line Excel spreadsheet into a PowerPoint presentation. ►
• …just entered data into spreadsheet cell "T16," and whispered, "*Bullseye.*" #starwars #hahaNERD ► 

Related Excel Links

• Excel Charting Tools
• Excel Filters
• Excel VBA School

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If Excel could talk, would it really sound like Marvin from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Would it be perfect husband material?

• I typed a date into an excel spreadsheet on Thursday and it changed into a random number. I immediately called the bomb squad. ►
• Am juggling twin tasks of making a pot of sambhar and extracting data from an Excel pivot table. Maami says "Such perfect husband material" ►
• I made an excel spreadsheet cataloging all of my clothes…what kind of monster have I become? ► 
• I’d rather draw my graphs personally on paper, than to watch a YouTube tutorial teaching me how to draw them on Excel #sadunilife ►
• Today spent all day making graphs in Excel. If Excel could speak, I think it would sound like Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. ► 
• Running a macro for pivot tables on excel is *really* not conducive to my current dizziness&threatening nausea. Too much movement going on! ►
• I’d rather take a puck off the collarbone than look at one more spreadsheet #notafinancemajor ►
• Calculating numbers, and creating a pie chart for those numbers without the books help on Excel…..I feel so smart 😉 ►
• You should see the Excel workbook I made for work. Cut our monthly work down by 2 days at least. So complex but so effective. #ButNoPayRaise ►
• Dad looks at my graphs I did on excel "oh what a beauty" "excuse me?" #lovemydad ► 

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Be nice to Excel, or it could delete all your work. Even your former boss, who makes way too much money, knows that.

• My first Excel spreadsheet, it’s going well. ►
• My info tech lecturer just said #Excel is stupid…THANK YOU!!! iThought it was just me that thought so ►
• The Mrs wanted a simple excel graph from a bank statement. Ended up creating Azure db and reporting services report for it 🙂 #OverDoingIt ► 
• Former boss that makes over $160K just emailed to ask how to sort a sheet in excel…again ► 
• Y none of these educated folk in this ofc knows how 2 use 2007 Excel Pivot Tables? Is it that NONE of us wanna read instructions? YES! ►
• So my professor handed out an excel graph made by an inmate. Can someone tell me how an inmate has access to a computer? ►
• Coffee + Dogs + laptop + me in bed doing some excel spreadsheet accounts work….may stay here all day at this rate ►
• @microsoft_excel should have voice commands…I would be like…"A1 to D12 pivot!" I could make it more dramatic if need be. ►
• I made fun of Excel before and now it’s deleted all my work. Well played, Excel. #sigh ►

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It’s spring! Celebrate by making your Excel worksheet look like a rainbow, or an Easter egg explosion.

• Handling someone else’s excel sheet is same as working on someone else’s code. Only no/lesser comments! ► 
• There is no greater pleasure than plotting an upcoming holiday in Europe on an Excel spreadsheet. ► 
• my excel spreadsheet looks an easter egg coloring pack exploded ► 
• Finally tackled the evil excel spreadsheet for the shop that has been glaring at me for 3 months! Bedtime now- well deserved sleep! ►
• Mental note to self: Improve Pivot table skills! ►
• Never thought I’d be writing VB code to validate an Excel spreadsheet prior to saving. God, I’m depressed. ►
• Norah Jones, Gin and Tonic, Excel Spreadsheet ►
• Pivot tables will never ever be equivalent to a quality analysis! Anybody can do a pivot table! ►
• Slow day at the office? Fire up #Excel and make some spreadsheet rainbows. Every great contractor must also be an Excel artist. ►
• Highlight of my day? Learning how to make pivot tables in Excel. Supernerd. ► 
• ZIP code creators clearly didn’t have Excel in mind when they made 0 a starting digit. ►

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Ignore the grocery checkout guy – it’s perfectly normal to create your shopping list in Excel.

• Just solved a co-worker’s excel problem. WITH SCIENCE. ► 
• Hell is an endless Excel spreadsheet of math and a room of noisy coworkers. ►
• I’ll spend the rest of the day in Excel. You can find me via vlookup(). I’ll hang around the pivot table. ► 
• Mocked by the grocery store checkout dude because I had my shopping list in an Excel spreadsheet. ►
• Shouldn’t have made that stupid GWA calculator excel file cos now the grades under the "lowest acceptable" column are coming true <//////3 ► 
• Instead of messing around with Excel Pivot Tables, I imported the whole deal into MYSQL and got the answers the old fashioned way: hacking. ►
• Choosing Pet Insurance is HARD. I’ve got an excel doc open with pivot tables for 7 carriers, 20 plan options and 7 scenarios of needed care. ► 
• I have spent over 16 hours the last few days on this damn Excel problem. I have decided it’s not me, it’s Excel. ►
• Purple pivot tables in excel 2010. Now I am happy. 🙂 ►
• Time to write about a dangerous weekend in Prince George’s involving more shootings that I can accurately count. Excel chart is essential. ►
• Once I year I bemoan the fact that I don’t know Excel. Just about ready to make a graph with a ruler & crayons. ► 

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If you won the Mega Millions lottery, you can buy a shoe tracker app. Otherwise, you can just build one in Excel.

• You better believe if I could put that excel workbook on the fridge I would. But the file is massiveeeeee #nerdtweet ► 
• You know you’ve failed in life when you can’t even get excel to make a simple line graph #ipreferthepaperandpendays ►
• I currently have an advanced excel workbook, a hard hat, and baby wipes in my backseat. What is going on?! ► 
• My dad would be ashamed of me right now. I’m sacking Excel for Word as I have noooo clue how to work it! Hahahaha! ►
• The nerd life: Adding used book sale books into home library spreadsheet on a Saturday night. ► 
• I think I need to host a "how to use excel" seminar for folks at work. With emphasis on "how not to overwrite formula cells" ►
• According to my Mega Millions excel worksheet (MMew) the chance of me winning the $500 million is 50% #CantArgueWithStatistics ►
• Dreaming. In horizontal, vertical, compartments, colours and figures. LIFE is a spreadsheet! ► 
• I would be lying if I said I didn’t cry a little in frustration while doing my Excel workbook for IS… #hatethisclass ►
• Love it when you need to make a spreadsheet for something and then find that "there’s an app for that" #ShoeTracker ►
• Argh, my Blue Screen of Death has saved my entire Excel Workbook cell format as Kr currency – I could say a rude word…… ►
• Also, I made graphs to go along with my tax spreadsheet. It’s a nice visualization of my pain. ►

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Have you made an Excel chart since middle school? If not, maybe an exciting Excel boot camp would help you.

• My Matlab license expired, so I had to make a graph using Excel like some kind of goddamned animal! ►
• thank god my code to crash #excel at random is working properly now. I hate you #vba. ►
• Looking at reports and indulging in some spreadsheet-jiggery-pokery – not exactly my favourite sunny day activity! #stircrazy ►
• I might as well make an Excel Spreadsheet with all the #MEGAMillions tickets I have… ►
• guy stands up in comp lab: "does anybody know how to make a graph in Excel?" girl across the room: "not since middle school…" #truestory ►
• Yes I taught my mom how to create an excel spreadsheet while I was drunk. No I don’t know if it made any sense. #Repeat ►
• Soooo don’t nobody in my group know how to make a spreadsheet in excel –___- ►
• Halfway through my first day of Excel boot camp. Let me make you a spreadsheet and bar graph to show you how exciting it is. ►
• I should write a book on how to speed code with excel. Nothing in the world can beat excel. ►
• I’ve said this, but it really does feel like someone’s bones are being ground to dust when Excel launches and opens a first spreadsheet ►
• I asked the boy for meal ideas for the days ahead – he produced an excel spreadsheet. I love him ►
• I’m convinced my purgatory will be waiting for delivery companies that never show, and filling in excel spreadsheets #FML ►
• After about 6 month #PhD I finally spotted an interesting result 0.026 (as opposed to 0.000) on a spreadsheet. Closest come to being useful! ►
• Dear #Microsoft: I’m glad you receive a notification every time my Excel Spreadsheet crashes. You seem to be doing nothing about it. ►

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Which could you create faster – Van Gogh’s Starry Night, or a pie chart? Would you need dual monitors to work on your masterpiece?

• I should also sell tickets to watch me wrestle with pivot tables in Excel. Along with heaping mounds of complicated, intertwined data. ► 
• Making a spreadsheet to compare closing cost estimates instead of going to a B movie at a go-go bar. #whatadulthoodlookslike #doesntlookgood ► 
• The code I typed for CS was so effective that it froze my Excel ► 
• Nothing like spending an hour reformatting an excel spreadsheet only to wonder if you shoulda done it another way. #partylikeajournalist ► 
• I could create van Gogh’s Starry Night in PS in under 20 minutes. I’ve been trying to make a pie chart in Excel for over an hour… ►
• It’s a shame that I had to write a macro in order to use a cell reference in the footer of a worksheet in Excel. Foolish. ►
• If any of you want help as to how to create graphs and charts in Excel, I’m your man! Just done them for an hour at college!! ►
• Still at work using excel with dual monitors for my statistics homework. Beats my 9" netbook screen by at least 10 fold. ►
• Thank you for not unfollowing me after 100 tweets about a lost Excel doc. I really love you sometimes. Thanks for being ace and helpful. ►
• Don’t mind me, I’m just here making an Excel spreadsheet of the present tense conjugation of every verb we’ve learned so far this semester ►
• Whenever i touch an excel sheet, it soon turns into a chaotic mess of charts, graphs and multiple worksheets. I need some discipline ►
• just had to figure out how to make an excel graph. with error bars and all that crap. i can see college now 🙁 ► 

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Excel wizardry and Pivot Table terror – it can affect you, even if you’re old, and working in Canada.

• Why is one of Canada’s largest companies using excel 2003. My graphs suck ►
• Successfully made my first line graph on Excel. Only took an hour + to figure out. #fml #computergenius ► 
• Today an employee asked me if she could color code an excel sheet and was there a way I’d prefer it done. I love this woman. ► 
• Mail merge madness and excel hell. Pivot table terror. ►
• that awkward moment when a relatively cute guy asks for help on something as simple as putting a pie chart into Excel…#ohcollege. ►
• I should do the washing up but i’m too busy basking in my victory over Daves excel problem. Man…I really need a job. ►
• Leaving work at 10.30pm after staring at excel spreadsheets for 12 and a half hours… And people think working in tv is glamorous! ►
• This must be what it’s like for old people trying to use a computer.. I CAN NOT work out how to draw this graph on excel! #ComputerInvalid ► 
• I love it when a plan comes together. Even when it’s limited to nerdy statistics and Excel wizardry. ► 
• HR wants me to hire someone that doesn’t know the difference between a sheet and a workbook in Excel … wow ► 
• My composer spreadsheet database would be so much more awesome if I was allowed to put text in the pivot table data field. #nerd #sorry ► 

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If your dad wants you to become an accountant, just pretend that you don’t know enough Excel. Maybe you could slice bread for a living instead.

• After working in excel for 3 hours, "Do you want to save the changes you made?"… You probably know what I clicked. #FML ► 
• When you work with an accounting department, you cant but feel that excel is the greatest thing man invented..not that slice bread. ► 
• I have come to a conclusion that all the successful people are brilliant at Excel, whereas I struggle to make a simple 3-variable pie chart. ► 
• Opening bell, LCD Soundsystem, Excel, and 30mg of work ethic all hit me at once; the joyous symphony of Monday morning. ► 
• And stupid excel. Rounded off a bank account and now I get in trouble for that 😐 ►
• Just discovered you can’t use medians in pivot tables in Excel? Seriously? ►
• I optimized someone’s Excel VBA code. Execution time from 3hours to 1min. Same number of code lines… That’s awesome! #LessTimeWasted ►
• well staring at an excel spreadsheet for hours gives me a headache .. glad im not going to be an accountant like my dad wanted me to be ► 
• Dude in my computer class kept sayin "Ima punch this computer in the face" & "I will fight a computer" cause he couldn’t work Excel properly ► 
• During naptime today I ____. (My answer: made a boatload of tables + charts in Ppt/Excel.) #toddlermom #workingmom ► 
• Just spot some bugs in a spreadsheet made by other departments…I would pretend that I don’t know excel enough to fix it –..- ► 

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Will a Mimosa really help when working with Excel? I’m pretty sure that my boss will let me try one, to find out.

• Things I should have known about long ago: you can refresh your pivot table data instead of making a new pivot table… #excel #duh ► 
• Are the developers of every spreadsheet application blatant sadists? This was some secret malevolent social experiment gone out of control. ► 
• Doing some admin stuff at work today. If you hear shouts of abuse in the direction of Microsoft Excel, it’ll just be me. ► 
• The awkward moment when you bring work home from school and realise you have the version of excel that is like 10 years out of date :L ► 
• My boyfriend makes me a spreadsheet to outline my classes until I graduate <3 #keeper ►
• I love nested formulae in Excel. Don’t get to do it often enough at work so sometimes have to try things out at home. 😉 ► 
• Maybe I can convince my boss that I’ll work faster on this excel spreadsheet if I had a mimosa…. ► 
• I just said, " you need a…what’s it called? Pivot table!" who’s the analyst now? ►
• I think the idea of the Draw Something app doesn’t appeal to me b/c its too much like work. It’s like a "Rock this Excel spreadsheet!" game. ► 
• Time to apply for a side job and pretend that I have loads of work experience in offices. Uh, I took an Excel training course 4 years ago. ► 
• The closer I get to finishing this excel project spreadsheet, the more I procrastinate. Does that mean I’ll never finish? ): ►
• I finally figured out how to print comments on my Excel worksheet. Sheesh why did they hide it? ►
• Like an excel spreadsheet… Really. Poorly used and abused by just about every profession ► 
• I really don’t get maths, after all we have a calculator and if we need graphs that’s why excel was invented ► 

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You might be able to create your charts on an Etch-a-Sketch, but the colour choices won’t be as plentiful as they are in Excel.

• Boss: OMG look what happened to our excel file! WTF! Me: I did that, you asked me to yesterday Boss: oh. Well….ok ►
• OH Excel, I love how you can turn 8 hours of work in to 1! #ExcelFunctionsAndFormulas 🙂 ► 
• No, I do not want to put my copy in an Xcel spreadsheet. Pretty sure I’m allergic. ►
• Nothing gets me more excited than condensing 3 years of data into a well built pivot table #AnalystTurnOns ►
• Caught doucheboss making an Excel spreadsheet. Of news articles. About him. What a pathetic little creature. ►
• Iced coffee: check. Foo Fighters on iPod: check. Pretending to work by keeping open a random Excel file with numbers: check. ►
• Sitting at work. Decided to ditch Excel and use an Etch A Sketch. If I screw up, I will just shake it and start over. #Romney ►
• Just made an Excel chart with who gets medicine, when, and where. Otherwise I fear someone’s ear drops are going up someone else’s nose. ►
• Typing my dad’s class record into an Excel Spreadsheet. Being a professor like a boss. ► 
• PowerPivot is the devil in a blue dress if not handled correctly. Thats why governance is soo important. #SP2010 ►
• Tonight Sean made a wedding stoplight chart in excel to organize tasks/ due dates, and my heart skipped a beat. #trueromance ► 
• You know you are old when your mate sends around an excel spreadsheet of ibiza prices to all the lads. ►
• Unless by "Compile an Excel spreadsheet" you meant "play Angry Birds again", sorry boss, you lost me again ►
• the microsoft excel content on a message board called "straight dope advice" didn’t solve my vlookup problem. #trulyshocked #lastresort ► 

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When you hit corporate rock bottom, you can try out for The Apprentice, and flaunt your Excel skills there. Or go to the Dairy Queen for an Excel-lent ice cream great.

• Everyone wants Advanced Excel, pivot tables, Look ups, but there seems to be little call for clean hands. ► 
• Haha that guy on the apprentice says his mind works like an excel spreadsheet!! #geek ►
• It’s sad that my first thought this morning was – "i really love the new features in excel 2011." I have hit a corporate rock bottom. #Help ►
• I received a resume in an Excel spreadsheet today. It’s a first. When (or if) I interview: "In B14 you worked at ___. Tell me about that." ►
• Trying to figure out in Excel how to do a stacked, clustered bar chart. So now I am craving Dairy Queen. Sounds like something on their menu ►
• Hell is "minor tweaks" to excel charts. The road to hell is paved with unresizeable 640px dialog boxes. ► 
• You know what would be cool? If pivot tables didn’t make my Excel crash ALL THE TIME! ►
• The problem with Excel is numbers. I’m okay with words. ►
• If you find yourself thinking "Maybe this Excel chart would look cool with 3-D bars/pie/whatever", remind yourself that it won’t. ►
• #theapprentice I rank everything in my life like an excel spreadsheet…dear oh dear…this is why I love this show! #love2hate ► 
• Let it be know: I love Excel. We met working together (I know, I know, office romances aren’t the best idea) and we’re very happy. ►
• Day building pivot tables in excel, they’re rubbish I’ll just code it in future much more satisfying and leads to less cursing! ►
• Taking an Intermediate Excel class I expected to learn about pivot tables and.complex functions…not color-coding tabs… ►

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No, you don’t need a spreadsheet to use the Tube, but it will help pass the time while you travel.

• reminds me of a lecturer opining that "the only point of fancy Excel charts is to distract attention from the data" ► 
• OTOH, it might make more sense to skip spreadsheets and go straight to R for this, since Excel is poopier than expected for charts. ► 
• excel, i would write you a love letter, but i never mastered macros… #thirdshift ► 
• Getting my data analysis on today. If you hear someone yelling "Who’s your daddy?!" to an Excel spreadsheet….It’s probably me. ►
• With every passing day I get more worried that my cause of death will be "choked on salad while yelling at Excel spreadsheet" ►
• You know you’re a loser when the sexiest part of your week is an excel spreadsheet on biomass energy #FML #schoolblows ► 
• This memory… it’s a gift and a curse. It was a gift this morning when I closed down Excel without downloading the spreadsheet…. ► 
• there’s someone on the bus in front of me who’s a more hardcore gambler than you. Excel spreadsheet and everything! ►
• Using Excel this morning; there is a custom type of chart called ‘Pie Explosion’. I suddenly wish it was lunch time. ►
• OMG this guy on The Tube with the excel chart of all the stations/platforms/exits/train times, etc. That’s my kind of Tube geek. ►
• A spreadsheet a day keeps the tax man away (helped a friend with Excel) ► 
• love that my former coworkers still hit me up when they need somebody who can solve an Excel crisis lol. #nerdtweet ►
• O Excel spreadsheet, don’t treat me this way, stop corrupting my inputs, make your formulae behave! (I’ve got the data entry blues…) ►
• do I need an Excel spreadsheet to travel on the tube? #thetube ► 

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Stop worrying and start loving Excel. It will be nice to you very soon!

• Creating "good eater chart" with Excel. #parenting2012 ►
• Is there a program you recommend for making knit charts? Or does everyone just muddle through with excel? ► 
• Excel bar charts…why can’t they be prettier? ► 
• Argh! When my dad said "my son will excel in life" he did not mean late night excel sheets!! Can someone please pivot my life? :-/ ►
• I am just about to bang out a spreadsheet and am actually excited about seeing how fast I can do it…wow, it’s so obvious I’m unemployed! ► 
• Just realised I hadn’t got the titles right on a graph in a 2.5MB excel file and need to edit them. My computer does not like this. ►
• I am going to title my project: Dr. Robertson, how I learned to stop worrying and love the excel. ► 
• I’m an Excel spreadsheet kind of person. I have all my scores, averages, etc. from golf in 2011. So far in 2012 I’m eight strokes better … ► 
• turning on my old pc to use excel 2003 (07/10 suck and i can’t figure out line graphs on them) has reminded me why i now own a mac. ►
• chemlab partner, why you no put our excel data in one workbook w/ separate sheets instead of 5 different workbooks?? ►
• I love you Microsoft Excel. Please be very nice to me very soon. 🙂 ► 
• Tryin to work out how to create charts in Excel = alot of swearing!!! I hate Excel!!! ► 

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I’ve seen an audit bag, but never heard of a bag audit. Maybe that’s because I have the technological mentality of a 50-year-old.

• Is there a limit to how much information you should present on an MS Excel graph? Or does it not matter as long as clarity is maintained? ► 
• Plus you usually hate yourself for using Excel. Like you sit there making a spreadsheet wishing it would end. ►
• Another entry for "Stuff you know, but needs to have repeated", SAVE YOUR WORK OFTEN! This courtesy of a lost hour of Excel work… 🙁 ►
• This week I was filming at the Excel centre. The odd thing is that I did no spreadsheet work. #badjoke ►
• I just said out loud to myself, "That’d be an awesome Excel spreadsheet to make!" I *may* be an even bigger nerd than I realized. ►
• I just had the ultimate nerd moment… I had dream about programming some interesting stuff in excel for work smh… ►
• Ah the joys of excel pivot tables. So much muckraking potential at one’s fingertips #datanerdery ►
• We’re having a "bag audit". Mr Manbag has drawn up a spreadsheet. We’re going to photograph all my bags. I may be some time. ►
• Oh I actually found a wedding planning duty for my fiancé!!! Excel spreadsheet of guests and what meals they pick. ►
• cant work excel to save my life , technological mentality of a 50 year old ►
• "Excel on an iPad? Really? For what, a shopping list? I cannot imagine doing real Excel work on a 10" screen without a keyboard." – MTE ►
• The age if the SmartPhone…I’m sitting here waiting for John Carter 3D to start and reading some pivot table articles. ► 
• It’d be rad if Trump were, like, "Your challenge today is to create a global pivot table that tracks the error rate of Walgreens UPC scans" ►

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Does Excel deserve a bad rap? Does the dark lord of Excel work at city hall and listen to Keith Urban?

• Something very soothing about making project plans in Excel. It’s like work but not work. It requires action but no real thought. ►
• Stuff I love: Keith Urban, MS Excel, and quiet in the office. And I’ve got all three right now, suckas ► 
• the ‘appointment system’ for San Diego city hall is an EXCEL SPREADSHEET. no wonder mine was lost and they wasted my afternoon ►
• Someone just sent a brochure design in MS Excel. True story. (that’s a spreadsheet program if you didn’t know) ►
• What’s worse is that this started out as a joke excel spreadsheet. This is no longer the case. 😐 ►
• There should be a ban on any work involving #Excel on Fridays. Is it 5:00 yet? ►
• Shut off the lights in my office to work in the shade, everyone is questioning it. Should’ve told them I was invoking the dark lord of Excel ►
• Just lost all of yesterday’s work in Excel. Microsoft: Great while it works, when it works, if it works, until it doesn’t. ►
• I like big spreadsheet+I cannot lie.Your other data can’t deny.When the bean walks in w/a pivot table and some google analytics u get SPRUNG ►
• That humbling moment when you realize that formulas, mail merges, and beautiful charts don’t actually mean you’re good at Excel. ►
• not sure which is worse the people who don’t check formulas or the pivot table freaks ►

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If your Excel charts are too horrifying, perhaps you were inputting the wrong data. If not, maybe some kickboxing with solve the problem.

• I can honestly say I get Microsoft Office envy at work daily. Its amazing what some people can do with an #excel spreadsheet. #justsayin ►
• Googling "how to make a bar graph in excel" works, in case you were wondering. ►
• Using Excel, entering data, making formulas, finding the standard deviations, LIKE A BOSS. ►
• My first March Madness in the working world. I never thought I would use the fake excel spreadsheet on CBS for real. #fb ►
• Teach used my Excel spreadsheet that modeled fractional banking in class. I’ll go ahead and mark today as a win. ►
• Nothing against the überholy. I just like the idea of a God with a gigantic Excel spreadsheet tracking swears. ►
• If you make an Excel spreadsheet note, there is such a thing as having to many font colors and shading! #cantseetheforestforallthetrees ►
• Just downloaded a CSV of my credit card transactions and created some Excel charts. Truly horrifying. ►
• Spent the entire afternoon traveling the country via an excel spreadsheet. I’ve been to every town with a b&n #worldbooknight ►
• after an hour of work. you find out that you were inputting the wrong information into excel. #firstyearproblems ►
• I had to watch a video on Youtube to figure out how to make a chart on Excel. That’s where I’m at in life. ►
• Getting to grips with pie charts on excel #brainsurgeon #callmedoctor ►
• whenever I find a solution to a problem I’ve having with Microsoft Excel, I want to do kickboxing moves in my cubicle to celebrate. ►

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• Excel Chart Utilities
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Before you burn you mouse, make sure that you really know all the Excel shortcut keys. Otherwise, you and Excel might end up with irreconcilable differences.

• Making a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet with all my potential jobs on it. This is how real nerds assess their career options. ►
• you would think I would love a 4 hour microsoft excel training…but I don’t. #dying ►
• Spent a good hour trying to get a DCOUNT to work when all I really needed was a pivot table. #Exceltip #nerdtalk As you were… ►
• Memorize all shortcut keys in excel to the extent that you need mouse no more to do your work. #tipstobecomeanactuary *burn the mouse!* ►
• If it is wrong to <3 Excel Pivot Charts I don’t want to be right. 🙂 ►
• its adorable when people who don’t know excel use excel and try to make it "pretty". its annoying when i then have to work with the "pretty" ►
• I attempted creating graphs for my data using Excel, but I simply cannot. I am incapable. It is impossible. It trolls. ►
• You: problem solving that potentially saves lives. Me: Problem solving that fixes an excel spreadsheet formula. Um…… ►
• Seriously Excel how hard is it to graph X vs Y? I’ll even select the colums I want you to compare because I’m nice like that. ►
• When I sort by name in a spreadsheet – I expect it to be alphabetical. In what language is T before R in the alphabet excel? ►
• Husband has just told me he is building an "irreconcilable differences" excel spreadsheet. #newlyweddedbliss ► 

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