If your day wasn’t Excel Lent, work off your frustration with an exploding pie chart. And don’t bore your spouse with the pivot table details when you get home.
- 5 excel sheets. 10 min. 8 million brownie points with the boss. Thank you 7th grade for teaching me the "sum" function #n00bz
- Note to self: always save your work in case the bloody Excel crashes. #fml
- Never thought that maintaining a Sports League Forum would make me fall in love with Microsoft Excel, yes you heard it right !! #Guilty
- In honor of how much it’s helped me, I will name my first born after my hero. He/she will be called Pivot Table, and they will be beautiful.
- Spending the second half of my day brushing up on Excel. These are the work days dreams are made of.
- 5 more lines in this spreadsheet and then I get to have Twitter’s favourite drink which appears to be g&t.
- just told my boss that Excel’s last name is Lent! He said get back to work.
- If you really wanna piss off your co-workers that work with formulas in Excel, highlight the whole page and format it as "Text".
- I suspect someone was not having a fun day when they set up this spreadsheet. Pardon the language, but I did laugh.
- Omg I’m dying here. Death by Excel spreadsheets and asset management. Kill me now. Or give me a drink. Either one #work
- Husband: Blah, blah, I filtered it down and ran a pivot table, blah, blah… Me: o_O
- Dad is slowly turning every aspect of my life into an excel spreadsheet. So far the results are i’m skint and have no time to rectify that.
- you guys have no idea how mad i get when a pivot table doesn’t work properly. no really, ~99% of you have no idea what i’m talking about.
- Ha! We’ve had interesting times together. Very Dr. Strangelove "ish" How I learned to stop worrying and love Excel
- Tonight in work I’m making a excel spreadsheet whilst drinking tea #waitressadventures
- A column chart from a firm that actually does Excel training. And yes, they have lots of exploding 3D pie charts too http://t.co/SMPAvXaX
- My eyes simply refuse to read text if it is inside an excel spreadsheet.
- learning stuff in excel that wouldve been great to know on the first day of work, on the almost last day of work
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Yes, using Excel can turn you into an adult – an adult who makes very bad basketball jokes.
Try to avoid sacrificing any Excel files today, especially if you’re organizing the next Olympics in that spreadsheet.
Is it even possible to love Excel too much? Strangers on a crowded bus, on the other hand, aren’t usually so appealing.
Pivot tables can help you work with exponential efficiency, and slay dragons, but please take time to drink and breathe. Ice cream and peanut butter cookies will help too.
After a day of looking for an Excel needle in the haystack, try rolling your calves on a pivot table, while you relax.
If you want to get back to that happy place, after working in Excel, try some chocolate, or a short nap on the futon.
If your brain is too frazzled, you won’t be able decide if food is more important than Excel. And why do shopping carts and office buildings look like spreadsheets?
If you’re going to dream about pivot tables, make sure you get them working right, and give yourself a few stars when you finish them.
If someone leaves an Excel training brochure on your office chair today, just ignore it. You’re only having trouble because the coffee isn’t working.
This weekend, get out of that gloomy, grey science building for a few hours, and do something that you enjoy. Pivot tables are fun, right? Or you could watch some of the Olympics.
Keep manipulating those all singing all dancing Excel worksheets. It might not be an Olympic event, but the hugs and giggles make it enjoyable.
Olympic fever is everywhere, even in our spreadsheets. What office sport do you Excel at? Stapler throwing? Pie charting?
It’ll be a busy couple of weeks, if you’re trying to work in Excel while you watch the Olympics. And remember to eat a sandwich occasionally, to keep your strength up.
While your creative mind is busy with number crunching today, remember to save your Excel file occasionally.
Pink spreadsheets might be perfect for your Excel wedding plan files, but not for business reports. People will think that you’ve been smoking something!
Can you get a pivot table at Ikea, or do you have to go to the edge of the universe, and beyond? Every Excel genius should be able to answer that question.
Working successfully in Excel requires a delicate balance of latte, Mountain Dew and chart fumes. But be careful, some charts create a surplus of fumes!
A pivot table book is not a good substitute for a fly swatter. And if you break your arm, it will be harder to clap when you get excited about your Excel accomplishments.
Do you remember the old days, when 3-D pie charts were cool? But no matter how much they change Excel, we still love it. Most of us don’t take pictures of it though.
Did you get your pivot table skills from your parents, who are Excel geniuses? Or are they having a screaming match about Excel, while you yell at charts?
It’s Friday the 13th, so be careful. Save your Excel work frequently, so you won’t lose it all if you accidentally hit the power switch. You don’t want your dog to see you crying.