The holidays are over, and it’s time to get back to work. Do you remember how to use Excel?
Category: Excel Humor
Freeze Panes-Save-Excel Tweets Roundup 20200529
How long does it take your boss to break your latest workbook? Hours? Minutes? Can you use magic to fix the Excel problems that they cause, even during a full moon? If not, call your Mom, and maybe she can help.
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Excel Tweets Roundup 20200515
Do your work-from-home friends call for Excel help? Do they forget to save their work, and have AutoSave turned off? If so, send them an invoice, and be sure to include their zip code in the total amount.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200508
Here’s this week’s collection of Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment. Which one sounds like something that you could have posted? And watch the video below, if you too want to make VLOOKUP work properly!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200501
Is your Excel file so complicated that you’re afraid to breathe near it? If you take out a few of the pie charts, it might work better.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200424
Could you talk about Excel for days? Are you already doing that? Is your dog tired of listening to you, and ready to pass an Excel test? Maybe the sound of a giant pivot table crashing will get you to stop!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200417
Now that you’re working from home, do you spend your days yelling (out loud) at Excel? Or are you too busy crying, because your workbook didn’t save? Or did Elon Musk’s Excel list, with its merged cells, make you cry?
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200410
Here’s this week’s collection of Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment. Which one sounds like something that you could have posted?
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200403
What’s your Excel confession? Does it make you want to throw your computer out the window? Do you use dirty hacks? Don’t be embarrassed – we all have Excel secrets!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200327
Lots of us are working from home now, and Excel is our new best friend. It’s time to teach the kids how to make spreadsheets, and be careful that you don’t spill your drinks on the keyboard!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200320
Can you ever have too many monitors, when you’re working in Excel? Should your dog have his own monitor, when you’re working from home? Maybe Google knows the answers to these important questions!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200313
Well, that was quite a week! To cheer them up, tell your friends a few Excel macro stories (from a safe social distance). Then, teach your dog a new Excel trick, while you work from home, and remember to wash your hands.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200306
After a day of Excel work, do you rush home to play in Excel? Or are your arms too tired, after all the cutting and pasting? A spreadsheet assassin wouldn’t snivel about things like that!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200228
Could you date someone who doesn’t have a favourite formula? What about someone who uses their Excel powers for evil? Maybe you’re better off with someone who doesn’t even understand your love for Excel.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200221
Do your co-workers ask you for Excel help, after things get swirly bad? Maybe they should spend less time playing Tic-tac-toe, and more time learning about macros. Unless Bill Jelen is right, and it’s the beginning of the end for Excel VBA!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200214
Happy Valentine’s Day! Did you send a lovely card to your true love, Microsoft Excel? Or did you show your love and respect by avoiding 3-D charts.
Thanks to Patrick Matthews for his contribution
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200207
Do any of your Excel files look like an episode of Art Attack? Are they filled with pictures of alien worlds and robots? If so, you probably shouldn’t mention Excel in your dating profile.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200131
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200124
No matter how long you’ve been using Excel, it can still make you cry sometimes. To feel better, learn a new advanced formula, and sing about Pivot Charts.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200117
Is Excel winning the work battles today, or are you? Maybe it’s time to go home to your family, and let Excel build some charts automagically!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20200110
Enjoy your work in the Excel fields today! And remember, it’s 2020 now, so check your Nyquil before you drink it – your spreadsheet enemies might have tampered with it.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191213
Is it torture to watch your boss work Excel? Are you having trouble seeing your website in Excel? Don’t worry – to take your mind off of your troubles, just open another few thousand Excel files!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191206
Should a co-worker be arrested, if they lied about their pivot table skills? Should you call Bill Gates to report it? Anyway, don’t spend all day admiring your Excel charts, even if they’re the first thing you think about every day. Continue reading “Excel Tweets Roundup 20191206”
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191122
If you get your work done quickly, with a bit of Excel magic, you can spend the rest of the year scrolling through blank spreadsheets. There might even be time for a few pivot table parades!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191115
If you’re panicking at work because you don’t know Excel, just remember – it probably won’t kill you. Soon, Excel will be your favourite app, and you’ll be making spreadsheets for everything! Just try to avoid summoning any demons while you learn about pivot tables.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191108
If you and Excel spend every day together, that’s EXCELlent! Just remember to explain what your colour coding means, and I hope that Excel doesn’t go into too many death spirals.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191101
Is Excel always open when you’re at work? And at home? Be careful – that could lead to spreadsheet-related anxiety!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191025
Yes, those Excel cut and paste errors can ruin your day, but try not to think about them all evening too. Do some non-numeric things to take your mind off the problems, or use Excel to build a windmill! And watch the video at the end, if you want to fix those mysterious pivot table errors.
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191018
You don’t have to be a Virgo, like me, to love Excel, but I’m sure it helps. And it’s a good thing that I know how to build pivot tables, because golf is definitely not one of my talents!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191011
In a spreadsheet competition, which Excel moves would earn you a gold medal? Or are you busy making Excel artwork, and using pivot table witchcraft, so you don’t have time to compete?
Excel Tweets Roundup 20191004
Could you get through a work day without opening Excel? Or would that lead to crying and fist shaking? If so, make yourself a flawless pivot table, and add a note in your Excel planner. And watch the video below, if your computer has trouble with correct syntax for an Excel VLOOKUP formula
Excel Tweets Roundup 20190927
Does Excel make you want to yeet your computer? If you’re not sure what “yeet” means, ask your kids, after you send them some Excel tips!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20190920
Even if you know lots about Excel, a few classes might help. You wouldn’t want to move to Japan, and get fired on your first day! And remember, if you think that Excel ate your work, take Beyoncé’s advice, and scroll “to the left, to the left”.
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Excel Tweets Roundup 20190913
For new problems at work, is a pivot table usually the answer? Or do you create a whole new spreadsheet? Just don’t give the problem to a co-worker who doesn’t know how AutoSum works!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20190906
I like the Excel memes that one person tweeted, but Excel wasn’t around, when I was 6 years old. Kids today sure are lucky!
Excel Tweets Roundup 20190823
Are you more likely to be killed by a rattlesnake or a spreadsheet? If you’d rather not think about that, just watch this music video about charts, to help you relax.