Would you rather work on an Excel worksheet with a textured background image, or a long, green boring one? An Alexander Keith’s might kill the boredom, but couldn’t block out the scary background. Should you be worried when you start talking to your spreadsheet? #insanity Way to have worst client moments from the in-house IT…
Yes, it’s great to work from home, but you might need a black belt in Excel, to convince your employer that it’s a good idea. Or make a mean latte. If you merge all cells in #Excel, can you create a living organism? If you can, will it run on #Microsoft’s #DNA? Huh? Excel is…
Man vs. Excel? Harry Potter vs. Spreadsheet? Is that how the world will end? Or will it just fizzle out in a wet week? We’ve had plenty of those lately. I’ve been missing Excel so much, I made this pie chart at a kids indoor play centre. Next up..pivot tables http://t.co/m2wIEUY Hmmm. Is it wrong…
Are you really a man if you know how to use HLOOKUP and a pivot table? Or do you also need to know how to create a football spreadsheet? A nice relaxing spreadsheet will sort you out mate my classmates would be so proud, I’m actually using #excel, but not for school, still need #wine…
Calculating a moon trajectory or getting the hang of Excel pivot tables. Just another day of Nerd World Problems. it’s not rocket science people! it’s an excel spreadsheet! Ever sat for 2 hours managing an excel spreadsheet? Tension in my shoulders caused by boredom, stress or just cause I don’t do spreadsheets! I would rather…
Put on your glasses, and guess that Excel password, if you dare! I’d rather spend the time admiring my pivot table’s awesomeness. Creating charts in excel and feeling good about it is a complete #fail Man, I love Excel. And, yes, I may be the nerdiest human being on the face of the planet. I’m…
Maybe that spreadsheet had so many colours that it looked like the dog’s breakfast, and that’s why the dog ate it! Dog’s eaten my excel spreadsheet. Ahwell. currently doing excel spreadsheets at work but was never told exactly what to do and my boss left this mornin for vegas #shouldbeinteresting excel worksheet: 596 rows X…
You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans. Sometimes one of the most challenging things @ work is deciphering another person’s excel worksheet. It’s like decoding a treasure map! Still staring at excel, I have…
Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects. I’m in cut & paste hell. Similar to spreadsheet hell, only slightly to the left. Code Red? Did you start using MS Excel and start liking it? 😉 google docs has Pivot Tables! Now…
Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets. i love my mama – but i’m do not like teaching her how to use Microsoft Excel. #pullinghairoutnow Circular reference warning? Who cares – because there…
That 8-year-old could probably figure out a way to monetize staring at a spreadsheet. Let’s hope that she doesn’t end up working for the government! Has anyone figured out how to monetize pretending that you’re looking at a spreadsheet at work? SumIf formulas are my new best friend, Vlookups can go play in the traffic….
When was the last time you were rewarded for your good work in Excel? Did you get a nice bonus cheque, or some jajangmyun? Yes, I had to Google that! Making an Excel spreadsheet of all the TV shows I want to watch categorized by on/off air, starting/catching up, etc. Yes I am that geeky….
Hell might be one long Excel spreadsheet, but our Hair should look good! And it can’t be worse than creative advertising. takin my pivot table skills to 11. watch out! hah, i’ll get it eventually. Fact: before 2007, i didn’t know what a pivot table or vlookup was. look at me now! #question: is there…
Excel shouldn’t make you cry. Maybe the tears were caused by too much Red Bull, or a bad weather forecast. Shhhh… don’t move. The spreadsheet is calculating. #hugeexcelfilessuck STUPID MICROSOFT EXCEL. I’m just going to fail my project, I guess. Exce; 2007 is extremely stupid. I only want to copy filtered row only. Why cant…
If you want some time off next weekend, to watch baseball, don’t tell people that you know how to use Excel. Or claim that it’s given you carpal tunnel syndrome, and you can’t work! Does it get any better than working on an #Excel spreadsheet while watching a little @SFGiants baseball. I think not. time…
Chef vs. Excel – now that would be an awesome show for the Food Channel. Who would win the Bar Chart throwdown? I love the lady justifying her MBA by saying it helps with her couponing. Um – you don’t need an MBA to use Excel. #extremecouponing I would tweet the crazy Excel formula I…
Don’t get distracted by a Hot Pocket commercial, or you might end up checking Excel data in your next life – in Office 2011, in a VM. Sorry. I got distracted by an Excel spreadsheet and a Hot Pocket commercial. This is the story of my life. I know I am really out of it…
The opposite of Excel VBA efficiency is using a shared Excel workbook. Probably an overpaid consultant recommended it. Words fail to describe what a hash these two overpaid consultants have made of what should be very simple work in Excel. #smh Just spent 10 min on the phone w/ my boss on her EXCEL spreadsheet….
Excel is a wonderful tool for uniting nerds. And yes, that includes moms, trains full of businessmen, and Iron Maiden. Now, get back to your highly paid job of making Excel pretty! I have clearly lost my mind. I am programming an Excel Spreadsheet in VBA to make locker selections. Probably shouldn’t be desk-drumming along…
Are your shopping lists colour-coded and sorted in Excel? Silly question, I know. There are only 65,536 rows in an Excel spreadsheet, and the columns only go to IV. Unfortunately, I know that & have maxed both. a woman shopping today won Lister of the year! not only was it printed out from a computer,…
Is it possible for a pivot table to be too smart? Let’s ask Excel – it’s smarter than we are! Or maybe the dancing hippo has an opinion. Is making #Excel dance….. But how long till it collapses like a fantasia hippo? the part of the pie chart labeled "me going out tonight" keeps getting…
It’s great when the week ends with awesome reports in Excel, instead of a “head meets desk” moment. found the worst. code. ever. it reads an excel file and relies on the *background color* of the cell to determine the field/meaning to parse With so much of excel work this week I hereby honour myself…
If you need to liven up your Friday, try a three-part Excel formula, or a pivot table song. Hmmm my excel macro within a macro just went kaboom … #excel I battled MS Excel and I WON. Now that I’ve impressed my boss by working late, I think I deserve to leave before the lights…
Excel gets love letters and hate-filled odes, gushing compliments and stinging insults. But it’s all worthwhile, if you get to work on a crazy wok project. (I hope that’s not a typo for work!) You might think it is a good idea to remove a filter on an #Excel sheet with 195,000 rows. You are…
May the 4th be with you! Yes, it’s a bad joke, but worth mentioning once a year. And in Excel, the force is in the pivot tables. #excel is NOT a #DataWarehouse. No really, it’s not. Great, messed up my nice Excel spreadsheet .. it seems to be stuck in some infinite Paste-loop. Let’s give…
Would you rather have Excel mentioned in your eulogy, or LOLCats? That’s an easy decision, unlike the choice you might have had, if you voted yesterday. Have just learned you can put background images (of lolcats, obviously) in Excel charts. This case study just got real. Teaching your mother-in-law Excel formulas and functions should earn…
Yes, if you have more champagne, that spreadsheet will balance. Or it will fix itself. Well, that’s the way I remember it! Spent two hours trying to get this massive excel spreadsheet to work properly. Went to lunch, and came back and it fixed itself! /headdesk! My excel assignment should’ve taken me 30-45 minutes. Because…
Like everything else, Excel had to compete with the Royal Wedding for attention yesterday. Some welcomed the break, and others ignored it. Would rather be in #work than watch the #RoyalWedding … Cch, excel, sage, outlook … I’m missing you guys! =sum(you+me) resulted in an error. Excel should never write a love song. #officeboredom everyones…
Even if your glasses are bothering you, never mock the spreadsheet! It might retaliate by crashing, or giving you vertigo. WOW! I love staring at Excel spreadsheets! Doing so gives me vertigo without drinking! Spreadsheets refusing to open. Taking it as a sign from the Excel Gods that I should deal with this tomorrow. #peaceout…
Yes, Excel has become a bloated pig, compared to the earliest versions, but if your 81-year-old mother can deal with it, so can you! I almost quit my last job over a spreadsheet. Things can get ugly when you’re dealing with Excel. Could you please cross ref this 500 line Excel sheet with this 20…
I use Excel for meal planning and recipe calculations, but didn’t realize you can use it to cook the books too! Got to use CONCATENATE, IFERROR and VLOOKUP in one client spreadsheet. <3 Excel. #nerdlove Yeah not fun at all 🙂 Excel and I have a love hate relationship. I hate crunching but then afterward…
Volunteering is a great way to learn about Excel, and building an NFL spreadsheet is good practice – even if you don’t get to use it. The first step to breaking your dependence on Excel is admitting you have a problem. Trying to decide whether it is worth it to build a 2011 NFL spreadsheet….
What’s your biggest problem with Excel? Not enough colours? The default font? Your boss? I’m making a budget spreadsheet on Excel. What am I? 47???? At work for now 15hrs and I’m really stuck at what I’m doing. I have 7 Excel spreadsheet opens. I’m using ALL of them. All. Endless. Why does life feel…
Excel can be fun on the weekend too – fill your days with puzzles, colouring and sheep-induced naps. I just changed the color code on my excel sheet bc it reminded me too much of Gator colors… #godawgs A wild unsorted data appears. Cole uses pivot table. It’s super effective. mmn, nothin says "fun" like…
No, Twitter is not Excel, but it’s easy to waste a day in either place. Twitter rarely crashes, but you’ll feel awesome when you master Excel. Well, that’s a nice Excel Spreadsheet, you’ve go there, Pilgrim, but you might wanna clean up your macros in Visual Basic Stuff like that. Oh, crashing Excel workbook, why…
Poor students! Don’t they suffer enough, without having to learn Excel too? Their teacher is being irrational! Excel is a wonderful tool for many things. Statistics is not among them. // is this true?! #Statistics #Excel Actually heard: "Why won’t my Excel worksheet show fractions?" Reply: "Sounds like it’s being irrational." #ouch i’m like nearly…