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Excel Twitter 20110114

Thanks to the Excel 25th birthday celebrations, people are sharing their Excel memories. Meanwhile, back in the office, overworked hands are turning into claws — there must be some medication for that! #Excel has text styles named "Normal", "Good", "Bad", and "Neutral" but no "Freakalicious". Stupid #Microsoft. OH: ‘why can’t I just have an excel…

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Excel Twitter 20110113

Wasn’t Excel’s 25th birthday in September? Anyway, there’s lots of celebrating going on now, so have a piece of cake, or pie, and enjoy a day with wicked awesome spreadsheets. Microsoft #Excel is older than the college grad you just hired. http://bit.ly/htSSRf #depressing After six hours of copying radio stories into an excel spreadsheet I’ve…

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Excel Twitter 20110111

Twitter, YouTube, Quora, Starbucks — how did we ever solve our Excel problems before these amazing resources were available? I just drank starbucks and mastered the spreadsheet on microsoft excel. #doworkson Loved, loathed, feared, misunderstood — #Excel VLOOKUP http://goo.gl/kJOXc fighting with the pivot tables at present. Once I have gone into pivot mode cant work…

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Excel Twitter 20110101

Happy New Year! Wishing you a colour-coded year with no evil spreadsheets, and plenty of VLookups and other sexy formulas. you know you secretly love excel. especially vlookups. instead of having kids, we do something abstract with excel? it’s just stupid. Worked out, did laundry, cleaned apt, created a 2011 Excel budget, did work and…

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Excel Twitter 20101229

Ah, Spreadsheet Wasteland…where you tear your hair out, while boiling eggs and tracking stupid calls. Excel skills deteriorate over time if not used. I’ve forgotten 2/3 of the crapola I knew 10 years ago. i can’t get my excel to work!! Minor annoyance to me: when people only use one spreadsheet in Excel and don’t…

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Excel Twitter 20101227

A few people were tweeting about Excel over the weekend, and not surprisingly, some of these tweets were about using Excel for Christmas activities. There were other interesting topics mixed in, like Japanese food, baseball, and haiku. And always remember, Han shot first. It sucks to work on Christmas, but I was behind. Got most…

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Excel Twitter 20101224

It’s finally Christmas Eve! Even the most devoted Excel users might take the next day or two off, and step away from their computers. Happy holidays! Suspect that polar bear wrestling may be easier than getting this bloody spreadsheet to work. Tackling an Excel spreadsheet/workbook this afternoon….long overdue but must be done before the end…

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Excel Twitter 20101221

The holiday season is stressful enough — don’t move the shared Excel file! Oh, and don’t use shared workbooks. I’ve been bested by a spreadsheet. I think I have algo-arrhythmia. Hoping desperately that the horrid Excel spreadsheet will actually be completed in my absence. I saved the excel spreadsheet but I’ll be damned if I…