While you work on your Excel sheets today, try to love the challenges, and avoid jail time or PROcrastination.
- You know you’ve had it rough when doing excel spreadsheets for work is soothing.
- Oho now I need to learn how to use excel sheets. Sheesh. Didn’t realise filmmaking wd be so complicated. Anyway, I love challenges.
- if I see one more pie chart or pivot table I will be in jail for a very long time 🙂
- Was about to sit down and work on homework the hard way, when I realized doing it in excel would be way easier. Thank you Microsoft Office!
- This Excel test is stupid…if I use short-cuts they fail me……#FAIL
- absolutely dont want to refresh my macro building skillz in excel for a one off problem. references should work fine.
- I love getting Japanese spam with excel attachments. It makes my inbox look very international!
- Yep – take after my dad. I love Excel Spreadsheets!
- Working in Excel quite a bit today. Brings me back to my media days… Never thought I’d say it, but glad I know what a Pivot Table is.
- About to work on excel spreadsheets for work tomorrow morning. Putting the PRO in procrastinator. I’m about that life.
- ambled into work, stuffed my sweaty ass into my ergonomic lumbar-support chair. "time to jack into the grid" i breathed, opening excel 2003
- Today at work I learned WAY more about Excel than all my years of paid for education has ever taught me. Got to love the government!
- LMAO my mom and I were so bored at work today we exchanged handwritten and excel-based drawings of room designs for my place
- knows how to work out some formulas in excel– finally!
- i don’t even know what pivot tables are, just that excel has a load of tutorials about it. hence it must be fancy.
- I started a spreadsheet to track all the gear I want to collect to transmog. I’m a geek on many levels, apparently.
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Organized or OCD, that is the question. You can think about your answer, while you enter all the receipts for your trip.
Having a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards.
Crank up the volume while you work on the Excel files, and you’ll think that you’re back in your youth, enjoying an evening of laughs with friends. Well, maybe not, but it might drown out the annoying noob in the next cubicle.
Is a barbeque more fun than getting a pivot table to look like the one in the book? I don’t think so!
Do people like the boss’s wife, even though she doesn’t have many Excel skills?
Keeping all your related fundraising data in different Excel files sounds like a great idea. What could possibly go wrong with that plan?
If old Excel is stupid, and Excel 2010 is suckier, no wonder Excel is so complicated, and makes us sleepy. 
Don’t stay up until stupid o’clock, working on your Excel files. That could lead to eye problems, and sheets going psycho.
If you colour code the entire Excel sheet, drink gallons of coffee, and watch a movie about monkeys, maybe the pivot table will work.
Maybe you’d be excited about a macro that makes Excel say “sorry”, when it tells you how expensive your wedding is.
Home is a good place to work on Excel. It’s quiet, so that makes it easier to recreate the genius, when necessary.
If you are an Excel ninja wizard, maybe you get a magical hat and a black belt. For now, I’ll settle for more coffee.
Not many Excel related tweets yesterday. Maybe everyone was out doing their Christmas shopping.
Watch for circular references, or you might cause a banking crisis, and go easy on the Excel worksheet colours, to save ink.
No details on what that “stupid thing” was, that caused the Excel problems, but maybe it was a 3-D chart.
Hives, headaches, vodka and dark rooms – working with Excel is full of danger!
When you figure out what de-dup means, you can shout it from a mountain top! Or, just sit there, confused.
Shocking news – the paperclip guy in Excel actually helped someone! Maybe he showed someone how to turn off AutoCorrect.
Well, I know what a pivot table is, but had to Google to learn about Lamingtons. They might make the day seem shorter, if you’re spending 8 hours staring at an Excel sheet.
You know it’s a slow weekend for Excel tweets, when the most exciting news is that someone’s dad is Mr. Excel. I wonder if dad knows about that tattoo.
There’s no crying in Excel! Or hiding under your desk, playing Twister. A virtual shredder sounds fun though.
Should a spreadsheet last forever? Maybe not, but get rid of it when it starts to smell dirty.
You can lead an Excel user to macros, but you can’t make him enable. Please keep that in mind when you’re speaking Excel, or trying to divide by zero.
Would you rather eat a pre-packaged butty, or work on Excel? If you choose Excel, we’ll throw in a hammer, and some gin.
As long as it’s only part of your brain that melted, you’ll be fine. Talk to your boss about easing pain points, and then get back to work on that pivot table.
What’s your record for the number of Excel files open at one time? Did you have to stay at work an extra minute, to close them all?
If you want your boss to think you’re a genius, use Excel. Even if you don’t like math, your work will look legit.
There are many uses for Excel workbooks, but did you know that it could plan a pregnancy? I’m not sure how I feel about that.
The boss could at least wait until you get home, before asking you to do more Excel work! Make sure he asks you to review the right data.
Really, what’s wrong with taking notes in Excel? Or making an ancestry pie chart? Or calculating which sweet snack to eat?
What made your heart soar with merriment this weekend? Chocolate and ice cream? Draaitabellen? Racing sheets? Excel pickup lines?
Please learn to love Excel, and get your pivot tables and formulas done quickly. The poor, hungry cats are depending on you!
Forget the double-entendres and stick with the simple, but timeless, Excel jokes. For example, use a clever pun, like “for sum reason”.
Happy Bastille Day! Break free from the spreadsheet cells, and have some geeky fun – far, far away from Excel.