If Excel had been around during that 1969 moon landing, would it have helped with the planning? Or would it have crashed? Microsoft’s latest funny video celebrates moon landing with #Excel 2010 http://t.co/NmGxS2y via @WinRumors Today I fixed a problem in Excel that has plagued me for four days. The solution shouldn’t work b/c its…
Yes, Excel has challenges for all types of users. Some are struggling with colour schemes, and others are solving problems with a symmetric matrix of distances. Problem with good weekends is the out of sorts feeling that bedevils me on Mondays. Excel doesn’t have the same pull as… Well, anything! Don’t tell anyone, but I…
It was a weekend packed with Excel fun, and the occasional argument, settled by a pie chart. Created an Excel spreadsheet so I can keep golf scores easily on my phone. I heart #WP7 Saturday Night. Knee deep in an Excel Spreadsheet. Living the dream! They giving out degrees for learning how to work excel…
Eye insurance would certainly be useful when working with Excel. And some days the boss needs extra insurance too, after messing with your spreadsheets! I didn’t include Excel 2000 because I think we all really would like to forget it ever existed Ugh barely been here 30 min and I’m already mad!!!! WHY does my…
Do you crank up The Boss, or laugh at the boss, while working on your code and formulas in Excel? General Guidelines: If you need a 150 pg document to explain what your #Excel spreadsheet does, you shouldn’t be using an #Excel spreadsheet Early afternoon vlookups -__-..oh how I love Excel! I am forming a…
Relax – don’t worry about those extra sheets in every Excel file. Let something else, like pivot tables, be the reason for your meltdown. Why do people never delete the extra worksheets in an excel workbook when uploading? #OCDrant The distinction between active charts and active objects, Charts and ChartObjects is making me sleepy.#excel #VBA…
Please remember that Excel is fun, especially if you’re not having a good day, and lacking caffeine. I hate excel. If I write in my very best handwriting, how unprofessional is it for me to just write out this stupid grant review chart… Has everyone had a good day? Let me know on a scale…
Harry Potter might be able to prevent Excel from crashing. If not, he could certainly whip you up a nice cup of tea, to help you recover. Looking at 60 hrs of #Microsoft Access and Excel pivot tables this week. I’d rather be at a #Nickelback concert poking my eyes out I am in awe…
Who wants to attend an Excel class when the weather is beautiful? We can learn how to make chainsaw spreadsheets and awesome 3D charts on a rainy day. My mother just texted me a photo of an excel spreadsheet w/this message "Why can’t I print this right?" #dutifuldaughter You could have created a 12-tabbed Microsoft…
Ah, who needs reality, when you have Excel and a big cup of coffee? Just ignore those annoying questions, and focus on the beautiful spreadsheet. I’ve fallen down a statistical rabbit hole this morning. Can’t figure out how to step back into application/reality. #excel #pain On a day when I start monthly, ¼ly AND half-year…
Happy Canada Day! Yes, it would be awesome if you could create an XY Scatter chart from a pivot table. Maybe that will be available in the next version of Excel. ……my mom isn’t allowed to work on this Excel sheet anymore…everything is all over the place… I love the way the visual basic editor…
If your boss finds an Excel mistake, and your brain feels like it’s going to explode, just nap on the grass for a few minutes. But don’t dream about spreadsheets! Finally figured out how to use pivot tables in Excel. I thought my brain was gonna blow up. Since I’m spending all day in an…
A caramel latte doesn’t sound too appealing, but that PowerPivot expo might be useful, for developing new skills in Excel. And some of the sessions are free! I’m using an Excel spreadsheet with 53,000 rows…my computer is complaining. After a morning of intense work on #excel…I never want to use it again so…..i kinda told…
Tears, migraines and nightmares – how is your spreadsheet day going? Is that Excel file staring at you for a change? I know – what a nightmare eh? My excel spreadsheet is staring at me from the other computer! Have i mentioned lately how much it stinks to make an excel spreadsheet work like a…
The weather must be getting better – there weren’t many people tweeting about Excel over the weekend. I’d keep an eye on the guy who’s collecting tail numbers though. My nerdery for the day: #unlocked a protected Excel workbook with a #VBscript. Full control in 3… 2… 1… #SuperNerd Just took me 5 attempts to…
Excel involves magic, art, and crazy formulas – just ask that princess from the pivot table comic. Thanks to plenty of practice over the past 2 weeks, I can now say I am a complete master at microsoft excel. And I feel like such a #boss Why is it that every question someone asks me…
If you had to plan a festival, you’d use Excel, wouldn’t you? And remember to make a backup copy, so you don’t lose an entire, highly-detailed workbook. just got to work and found out i lost an entire excel spreadsheet. #itsgoingtobeagreatday Managed to get my excel worksheet to spend 2 minutes recalculating my formulas across…
Didn’t they cancel football for this year? Maybe that was just a dream that I had, after my brain was fried from using Excel. I have, quite possibly, the greatest football prediction table for next season. Little bit excited! #Excel My eyes!!! Spreadsheet blindness has set in. All I can see is formula and squares…
Well, pivot tables are “wicked awesome”, so that song adaptation from Wicked is perfect! Lessons learnt today: When you’re going to make Excel search through 9000 rows 9000 times, save your work first. You know you’ve created something useful in #Excel when you have 10 different bracket colors in a function… I love putting formulas…
There are countless tweets this week about a new application that makes Facebook look like Excel. If you’re that bored, it might be better to play a game of Solitaire. We just made a really awesome and totally color-coded spreadsheet re: house hunting. Our realtor is going to laugh at us. #nerds Back to the…
Excel is exciting, not boring, and it isn’t the boss of you. But I’m a mom, and easily impressed. Moms are easily impressed by anything relating to Excel. Teach them to make a spreadsheet and you’re a hero. If there has ever been a great reason to add more RAM to your machine its #PowerPivot…
It’s Father’s Day this weekend, so here’s a collection of past tweets that feature Dads and Excel. My dad sent me an Excel spreadsheet I made for his business when I was a kid. He still uses it. I am oddly touched by this. i love my dad, he is visiting nyc for his b…
If you write a gigundo macro, maybe Excel can put those numbers in automatically. And it might turn on the ceiling fan too! Open a spreadsheet and put some numbes in. That always looks busy & important. 😉 Why doesn’t Excel have auto-numbering? Such a stupid mistake. How to fix a problem spreadsheet. Post long…
Excel is supposed to follow the laws of math? It’s okay that I don’t know this right?? if/then code in excel. It’s fun when it works If your job description includes "Making charts", slowly step away from Excel and read any one of Edward Tufte’s books Can some one tell me why two open MS…
Can you remember what the colour codes in an Excel file mean? Even if you created them an hour ago? Make a list, on one of those extra worksheets, so you’ll remember. spend a month working on an "idiot proof" spreadsheet and they’ll send you a greater idiot. . . #screwit #youdoit I’m about to…
It’s not clear when that Excel Datascope add-in will be available, but it does look funky. In the meantime, you can drink coffee and work on your pivot table skills. The spreadsheet was invented in 1972 by Mr Lotus "Supercalc" Excel to work out who still owed him money after a night out at a…
Daddy is right – you should have a budget in Excel, especially if you’re a bride. But then you’ll need a real job, to help pay for everything, so the budget works. At my last job I made a nice spreadsheet for someone only to have them print it out, write on it and fax…
Be careful that you don’t Excel yourself! You might strain your eyes (or worse), and you won’t be able to read those hieroglyphics. Getting ready to "play" in excel. Might be an all day kinda thing, but at least I don’t have to deal with stupid people. I have brain ache from trying to do…
Punching Excel in the face is not recommended. If you need a break, play some iTunes, or clean your car. I wonder, can you use an Excel macro to add a macro to a workbook? #thingsnormalpeopledontthinkabout So I pasted my #iTunes library into #Excel so I can finally answer the question "What kind of music…
Did you know that Excel was originally used by dinosaurs? Despite that long history, it’s not a very good copy machine, and it makes people cry. Today a bible phrase mysteriously showed up in my excel spreadsheet. No lie. Totally freaked me out I might be closer then ever to becoming an #excel nerd… and…
Excel might be prone to errors, and crash occasionally, but it can recover a file from 1601, and help you make a wedding cake. That should come in handy. Microsoft: make the default colour palette in Excel ‘softer’ so I don’t have to cover my eyes when looking at spreadsheets. Thanks. Was doing a report…
There’s an Excel joke in today’s tweets, but at least it isn’t toilet humour. That might affect our grades. I showed someone how to delete columns from their excel spreadsheet today. I’m the expert around here, you know. Have you ever used column AAY in an excel spreadsheet? I have. (things to do before I…
Cavemen had plenty of problems, but they didn’t have to worry about pivot tables or VLookups, or wasting time in Twitter. What should I say to a client that wants to open my Excel (2003) sheet in Microsoft works? to solve this problem, you either need excel, or patience, and i know that none of…
Not many Excel tweets on yesterday – I guess everyone was outside, enjoying the sunshine, and drinking beer. Well, almost everyone – a few people were stuck inside, staring at pretty spreadsheets. Oh for the love of GOD…I am having to hold this customer’s hand to fill out an ORDER FORM! It’s just an Excel…
Knights of the Pivot Table – I hope they’re smarter than the knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hmmm…maybe the Holy Grail was a trouble-free Excel workbook! Excel is like the master bedroom of the house – you’ll always end up there. And sometimes for work and sometimes for play. Just solved a…
What do you need to get through an Excel session? Tequila? Chinese food? Onion soup? Finishing up that #Excel thingy this morning. Then I’m having tequila for lunch. #thatsall Taught myself the basics of #excel pivottables today, avoiding mostly-pointless classes. #smallvictories Oh my gosh… My boss accidentally deleted my entire Saturday’s worth of work on…