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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180914

ByDebra Dalgleish September 14, 2018September 13, 2018

They might use pivot tables at IKEA, but they don’t sell any. However, if they did sell pivot tables, they would be smooth and amazing! And they certainly wouldn’t crash after you used them for 3 hours.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180907

ByDebra Dalgleish September 7, 2018September 6, 2018

I’d watch a television show about pivot tables – would you? Or are you too busy earning gold stars and wrapping gifts with pages from old Excel books?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180824

ByDebra Dalgleish August 24, 2018August 23, 2018

Do you spend all day Googling how to do things in Excel? Or are you busy playing chess, and getting your macros to work? Remember, when you send me your answer, don’t hit the Reply All button!

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180810

ByDebra Dalgleish August 10, 2018August 9, 2018

Do you have a favourite Excel function, or would you rather choose between cats and dogs? If you’re busy planning your wedding in a spreadsheet, don’t take time to answer. We don’t want your blood pressure to rise!

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180727

ByDebra Dalgleish July 27, 2018July 26, 2018

How many years have you been making the same mistakes in Excel? Have you accidentally (or intentionally) summoned any demons yet, with your formulas? Do NOT start reading that Demon thread – you’ve been warned!

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180713

ByDebra Dalgleish July 13, 2018July 12, 2018

Would you fake your death if someone asked for Excel help? Or are you too busy, shredding spreadsheets and matching header colours? If you need to relax, try gangster rap or cat photos.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180629

ByDebra Dalgleish June 29, 2018June 28, 2018

What is your Excel nightmare? Formulas that don’t work? Colour-coordinated vacation spreadsheets? Whispering pivot tables? Everything? Welcome to Purgatory!

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180615

ByDebra Dalgleish June 15, 2018June 14, 2018

Are you afraid to ask what a pivot table is? Or do you know that even a pivot table can’t help you now? Maybe you should make a quick chart, then yell at Excel, and say you’re sorry.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180601

ByDebra Dalgleish June 1, 2018May 31, 2018

Does Excel give you the spins, or make you gape-mouthed? Maybe that’s why it looks like you use pivot tables! Anyway, before the sky darkens, learn another Excel spell, so you don’t get itchy.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180518

ByDebra Dalgleish May 18, 2018May 17, 2018

Are spiders guarding your spreadsheets? Does that idea give you nightmares, or is that less frightening than working on someone else’s Excel workbook?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180511

ByDebra Dalgleish May 11, 2018May 10, 2018

How many days does it take to make an Excel chart? Is that what put you in a bad mood, or was that caused by the late nights studying quantum mechanics?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180504

ByDebra Dalgleish May 4, 2018May 3, 2018

Is Excel like a magic wand, or a cozy blanket? And would you rather have a spreadsheet or a purse shaped like a dragon? Please note – these questions are not designed to make you cry!

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180427

ByDebra Dalgleish April 27, 2018April 26, 2018

This was the week that Kanye West wanted to burn Excel, and Twitter has never been more excited about “Spread Sheets”. Are you on his team, or do you always have at least one workbook open?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180413

ByDebra Dalgleish April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

It’s the end of a long week, so do a happy dance if you figured out your Excel problems. If things are still going wrong, just remember that you won’t have to look at Excel again until Merlot Monday.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180406

ByDebra Dalgleish April 6, 2018April 5, 2018

Are pivot tables easier to make than they use to be? Are pie charts harder than physics class? Can you cough up a spreadsheet at the push of a button? Don’t let those questions give you nightmares.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180323

ByDebra Dalgleish March 23, 2018March 22, 2018

Are your Excel projects time-sensitive and life-saving? Is each workbook the most important one ever created? Or do you spend every day relearning Excel, and making shopping lists?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180316

ByDebra Dalgleish March 16, 2018March 15, 2018

What would you rate your Excel skills, on a scale of 1 to 10? Eleven? Or would you like write a million words, and avoid Excel, because of your anger problems?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180309

ByDebra Dalgleish March 9, 2018March 8, 2018

Have you Index Matched your whole life, or are you busy killing Excel? Would you be cooler if you got an Excel tattoo, and should Bill Jelen (Mr. Excel) get one too?

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180302

ByDebra Dalgleish March 2, 2018March 1, 2018

Can you work on Excel files early in the morning, or is Sunday afternoon a better time? Either way, be careful that your brain doesn’t melt, and take a nap, if you need one.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180223

ByDebra Dalgleish February 23, 2018February 22, 2018

If Excel raises your blood pressure, don’t overdo it on the Red Bull, or the colour coding. Just tell yourself that Excel is mystical, and we may never understand it.

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180216

ByDebra Dalgleish February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

What score would your Excel workbooks get from the Olympic judges? And what event would they be entered in? Figure skating? Skeleton races? Curling? Whatever the sport is, try to avoid crashing! Thanks to Bill Jelen for suggesting couple of today’s tweets

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Excel Twitter 20180209

ByDebra Dalgleish February 9, 2018February 16, 2018

Valentine’s Day is coming up next week, so use your Excel skills to impress your sweetheart. Or, make a car out of cardboard, and fill it with cheesy jokes. Whatever works for you!

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Excel Twitter 20180202

ByDebra Dalgleish February 2, 2018February 1, 2018

If your Excel sheets don’t love you, eat some cheese balls, and drink a cup of Joe. You can work on your formulas and incantations later.

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Excel Twitter 20180126

ByDebra Dalgleish January 26, 2018January 25, 2018

If your Excel chart doesn’t have a puppy in the middle, you’re doing it wrong. And don’t try to open all the Excel files at once, or we’ll have to do a sage cleanse. Sorry that I had to scold you from Antarctica (well, it feels like Antarctica!)

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Excel Twitter 20180119

ByDebra Dalgleish January 19, 2018May 10, 2025

Don’t try to fix your old Excel macros, if an IF formula gives you a headache. Just hit the Send Email button, and unload the problem on somebody else. And remember to use the Comic Sans font!

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Excel Twitter 20180112

ByDebra Dalgleish January 12, 2018January 11, 2018

Does a pivot table keep you warm on a snowy day? Could you live your entire life in Excel? If your answer is yes, don’t give me a high five, just throw yourself a one-person party.

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Excel Twitter 20180105

ByDebra Dalgleish January 5, 2018January 4, 2018

Did you forget how to use Excel over the holidays, or is it New Year, Same You? How many new Excel things will you learn today, or are you busy filing hostile work environment reports, and looking for Easter eggs?

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Excel Twitter 20171215

ByDebra Dalgleish December 15, 2017December 14, 2017

Do you think about your Excel skills every year at Christmas time? Or are you too busy colouring your pivot tables, and looking for hidden columns? Happy holidays, and come back for more Excel tweets in January!

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Excel Twitter 20171208

ByDebra Dalgleish December 8, 2017December 7, 2017

Do you make Excel workbooks that nobody ever uses? Or do you spend your days watching pivot table videos, and making art in Excel? Whatever you do, avoid using a calculator, especially if Mercury is in retrograde!

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Excel Twitter 20171201

ByDebra Dalgleish December 1, 2017November 30, 2017

Does anyone love Excel more than you do, despite its quirks? Or are you currently swearing at Excel, because you’ve broken it three time today, with your complicated charts? Your answer will tell me a lot about you.

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Excel Twitter 20171117

ByDebra Dalgleish November 17, 2017November 16, 2017

Do you get joy from those moments when everything works perfectly in Excel? And do you excel at Excel, or is technology just not on your side today? Finally, if you’re up against a pivot table, just whisper, “Don’t fight it!” (That’s what Jack Bauer would do.)

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Excel Twitter 20171110

ByDebra Dalgleish November 10, 2017November 9, 2017

Does Excel really know when you’re rushing? If so, could we distract it with donuts and pizza rolls? In the meantime, just play random songs, and try to figure out how you got into college.

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Excel Twitter 20171103

ByDebra Dalgleish November 3, 2017November 2, 2017

Do you still remember how your old Excel formulas work? Or do you need a Red Bull and some hyper focus to figure them out? Anyway, don’t give up – eventually Excel will tell you that you’re right!

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Excel Twitter 20171027

ByDebra Dalgleish October 27, 2017October 26, 2017

Does Excel make you dizzy, or do you always feel that way when Excel crashes? Anyway, if you need a break from your big, complicated spreadsheet, read the entire thread about pivot table ducks. I loved it, perhaps a little too much.

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Excel Twitter 20171020

ByDebra Dalgleish October 20, 2017October 19, 2017

Did you celebrate Spreadsheet Day this week? Or did you just sit in a Starbucks, drinking coffee and swearing at Excel?

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Excel Twitter 20171013

ByDebra Dalgleish October 13, 2017October 12, 2017

If pivot tables make you cry, don’t put them on your resume. Those Wall Street guys won’t like it. Just have some sushi, then make a Gantt chart instead.

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