Would you rather have a spreadsheet full of statistics, or one with film choices? Been at work 30 minutes and already locked up my Excel spreadsheet #goingtobealongday OMG, IS EXCEL STUPID OR STUBBORN?! stop changing my 1/3 into 1-mar!!!! i’m not typing the date!!!!!!!! :@@ My bosses love my excel spreadsheet checks: =IF(J15<TODAY(),"error: come on…
You might have to wait 20 minutes or 20 years, or go Back to the Future with Biff, eventually something exciting will happen in Excel. This excel spreadsheet can do formulas I don’t understand. Not long until the robots take over. "Minor loss of fidelity" reports MS Excel… as long as my spreadsheet works, I…
If you can crash Excel with 1000 lines of data, what will happen if you use 5465485213214 functions? Maybe Google knows. work went well =3= aside for falling prey to the old hide workbook vs hide cell mistake in excel and having a heart attack for a full minute Just pulling tons of data today….
Nap or spreadsheet? That is the question. Maybe 2500 popup messages, and a bit of rap, will wake you up. Yesterday I watched 5 people huddle around a computer for 40 minutes trying to make a graph using Microsoft word because excel was too hard. Problem with a big lunch is you feel like taking…
Did Mr. Rogers teach you how to make pie charts? Probably not, but he can still make you feel better when things go wrong in Excel. Remember – you are special! boss just called my excel project the "Model-T" of spreadsheets. not a compliment. I’m rich! I’m rich! I’m rich! Wait. Never mind. Stupid Excel….
Just sit there and look good. If you create a pivot table, it might cause an earthquake. Or a rainbow. im going to sit here and cry until all 5 million of these excel graphs fix themselves #productive A days worth of excel training and now I can colour code sheets! #rainbows My Excel skills…
Macros will not explode your Excel workbooks (usually!), and they are more impressive than Lucky Charms shapes. Dang. Just received an #Excel workbook that puts all mine to shame. #funwithdata #nerdalicious The highlight of my day was finding an Excel shortcut that saved me hours of work. Nerdy? I don’t care. Nothing screams wild like…
You can learn all kinds of useful Excel tricks on YouTube, but I haven’t seen any cake chart tutorials there. When making excel charts becomes exciting its time to go outside The NCAA’s online stream ‘boss button’ is greatly improved over the previous blank Excel spreadsheet. saying that i know pivot table during the interview…
Maybe you should watch March Madness, instead of changing the formats in that Excel file. That might prevent people from getting steamed. No dad I’m not gonna do the spreadsheet now, I’ll do it later. When you have to tell yourself to be smarter than the spreadsheet you created it is time for more coffee…
Did the professor deduct marks for the exploding pie chart (Hooray!) or add extra marks (Noooo!)? Whoever says men don’t have feelings has never tried to print an excel workbook. I feel right now that is for damn sure. im probably the only person on earth who is incapable of making simple graphs on excel……honestly…
How was your weekend? Did you have an exciting pivot table marathon, and dreams about your 10-year-old version of Excel? Or were you stuck in March break traffic? I wish I had better Excel skills. The problem is that I only need them about every five years or so. Excel is all the software I…
It’s not just Excel — who doesn’t do stupid things on a regular basis? And I’m not laughing at your pie chart – it’s beautiful! Oh my god, I love #excel. It actually works 95% of the time and does exactly what I want it to <3 I would be the worst senator. Want my…
If you and your mother are going to make a giant chart in Excel, you should make it super colourful too! Staring at an Excel spreadsheet wont make it do what you want it too…finding this out the hard way!!! #deathbyexcel No putting some colour on an excel spreadsheet does not make you creative I…
Do your own standard deviation graphs, or you might end up as a boss who sucks at Excel. Or worse, you’ll be sitting at home in your bathrobe! Went to Excel London the other day. Disappointed that it wasn’t actually in fact a mahoosive spreadsheet. My Excel skills are coming on leaps and bounds. Managed…
If your Excel worksheets are filled with Macho Man Randy Savage information, it might not be a shortcut to your boss’ heart. had a dream in microsoft excel last night in which I walked my boss through 50 tabs of formulas and work. My dreams are too literal Just learned there’s a to-do list workbook…
Please don’t make your Excel charts look like candy – it will hurt your eyes, and you’ll never get to sleep. Excel must be suitable for something. But every spreadsheet I am exposed to twists and warps it so far from whatever that is. #grrr Sometimes at work I’ll mix hot chocolate and coffee in…
There’s a game that lets you kill someone with a spreadsheet? Awesome! Maybe it has exploding pie charts too. I feel like I know JUST enough about pivot tables to make all of my tasks 30 times harder #Excel #productivity #tcot Boss uknowingly let me loose with an Excel spreadsheet. Spent the last 4 hours…
The dog ate your Excel file? You’re never going to improve your geek score that way. And no free pizza for you. Someone emailed an excel workbook about three weeks ago, still haven’t opened it. Spreadsheets give me the fear, man. What use is the "double-click bottom of any MS Excel cell to get to…
If it takes you a week to create a pivot table, you shouldn’t work on it in your car, at a traffic light. I’m in business class making spread sheets. 1. Microsoft Excel hates me. 2. I have no desire to chart my profits from hot dogs and sodas. My boss just gave a week…
Remember, 3-D pie charts are bad, and exploded 3-D pie charts are worse. Maybe the chart wizard could come back to remind us occasionally. People referred to =IF(AND(·,OR(·,·)),·) in Excel as "computer code". An awkward feeling pervaded the room. Watchin’ all these BI107 kids doing their excel homework with a MOUSE! Lol I remember my…
If you’re making your first trip with the new baby, be sure to make a pivot table before you leave home. And curse under your breath, so the baby won’t hear you. Wow. Pivot table chops are just like any chops I guess. Use ’em or lose ’em. There is only one sheet in a…
When you think of columns, do you mean steel buildings or Excel spreadsheets? I could get used to this staying home sick. Less distraction so finally getting some work done. Excel-in-bed Solution for one excel crashing problem is "user moved to another pc without the problem". Oh, a 40MB excel spreadsheet of data… without any…
If you’ve had a bottle of wine, it might be better if the nanny builds the pivot tables. My colleague has been making a humongous Excel spreadsheet for 4 solid days. What’s the best way to tell him he’s been using the wrong data? At some point Microsoft redesigned how Excel makes charts. It was…
Fire everyone who doesn’t know how to build a pivot table, but definitely keep the people who count the characters in their Excel formulas. I just made the most beautiful graph in excel. I almost cried when it popped up. #excel #shouldabeenacompmajor If I was boss I’d fire everyone who didn’t know/didn’t try to learn…
Did you work in Excel all weekend, or did you get out to see a movie, or play in the snow? Snowtubing might be more fun than Youtubing. Go and play in the snow, nahh would rather make various Charts and Graphs in Excel #priorities #workingman i work with models of fabulous figures everyday. MS…
Crying, nightmares and head injuries — things are not going well in spreadsheet world today. The wicked witch might be to blame. Doing charts on excel are half the time impossible an half the time boring. Ughhh i’m so bored and i just deleted some excel formula the boss keyed in so idk what to…
Are you having a rage face kind of day, or are you happily making ugly charts in Excel while wearing your sweatpants? Dear Excel, I don’t like you either. But if you can just let me finish this chart, & power point we can both go back to ignoring each other I can’t work out…
Instead of using Excel, can you run a business with a napkin, a mattress and David Bowie? It’s never good to see "What am I using this section for??" as a cell note in a complex Excel workbook. We were given a template to create a Gantt chart from Excel in #projectdevelopment. It’s like Christmas…
If you don’t have a ukulele, you’ll have to ask your dad to do your work, if you’re trying to avoid Excel. Or just get a bigger monitor, and get to work. I just created my first pivot table in Excel. Please don’t tell the other liberal-arts majors. Doing everything I can to put off…
Yes, life in the cube can be frustrating, especially if Excel keeps crashing, or if your co-workers try to sabotage you. Maybe a pivot table would help. Starting the day by clearing my phone, email inbox and creating an excel spreadsheet for my expenses this year. Ooooh organised 😉 Standing in a field and I…
Happy New Year! May the upcoming year be filled with fresh spreadsheets and no nightmares about Excel. I have an excel spreadsheet waiting for me at work. There’s 1402 things on it I need to check…I’m only at 200 Excel only crashed 24 times while editing the combined RFP spreadsheet. Awesome. Save. Save. Save. Dammit….
I hope you enjoy the holidays, and your stocking is filled with sweet macros and pivot tables. But remember, don’t argue with any talking spreadsheets! Tell some bad Christmas jokes instead! Using a pivot table to sum the ingredients for the different recipes in my Christmas meal spreadsheet. My geek power will rule the world!…
If you do Excel work, and get paid with cups of tea, does that make you a teetotaler? My dad has discovered Excel & thinks it’s so cool! LOL Dad: "this is awesome. I love this. Honey how awesome is this!?" Mom: *not bothered* why is MS Excel the most impossible and frustrating invention that…
If you had an astronuclearthermophysics degree, you could probably fix all the Excel macros in 1.5 hours, without using Google. The last thing I was to be looking at, at 2 in the morning is a stupid excel worksheet. You know you are tired nerds when you start making up dance moves based on Excel…
Be careful while you’re sitting in Grandpa’s chair, and using Excel – you might accidentally kill someone! For the first time ever, I have not been able to Google for a solution to an VBA Excel problem and have had to post a question on a forum Guess who just deleted the ENTIRE excel workbook…
No matter how nerdy you are, you shouldn’t print an Excel file so big that the printer runs out of ink. That could lead to a divorce! So bored at work. Typing fake phone numbers in an Excel document to look busy. #twomorehours #thankganjitsfriday One day I will get Excel 2007 or–dare I say it!–2010,…