Have you ever made a Christmas gift that required multiple Excel calculations? Or do you avoid Excel, and focus your attention on things that you can do in the Kid Zone? No, I don’t want to go and find your error in your Excel spreadsheet. You screwed up the math. That’s not my problem. #ThingsIWishICouldSay…
Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers. New system "To save you time with all that Excel work you do" actually creates more Excel work before all the Excel work I do. Dear Internet, I fixed a stupid Excel…
Remember, you can colour the sheet tabs in your Christmas gift workbook, to make it extra exciting! False alarm with my dad he had another IT related problem…it was how comes he couldnt see the whole excel sheet I love being able to do practically anything with Excel. It makes me quite useful in the…
Do not unplug a stranger’s computer, no matter what they’re working on, or how rude Excel is being. Have a fourth cup of coffee and you’ll feel cool again. I love Excel Formulas. Feeling cool with meself right now. Been at the office since 4am. Still haven’t solved the problem. Now excel is being rude,…
This weekend, you can spend a romantic night with Excel, then head out to do some Christmas shopping with your sister. If you’re lucky, she’ll have a colour-coded worksheet. Drawing a graph in excel is more work than its worth.. I’m thrilled that my Excel pie-in-pie charts are working. I’m sad I’m thrilled. Sigh. I…
Did you know that there was a Christmas song about Excel sheets? Or were you too busy avoiding your Mom’s emails about your spending? It’s not really that I hate Excel. It’s knowing that the 12 year old version of myself could have done this graph in Logo in 3 minutes. Aaaaah, the hour long…
Complaining about your group Excel project won’t make it go away, so just lock yourself in, and get it done. I’m sure that MC Hammer would agree. Just showed my boss how to copy and paste in excel #makes100kayear I love excel. Actually love. It’s disgusting As part of some new responsibilities, today I learned…
Instead of creating a gift list in Excel, and starting your Christmas shopping, maybe you could write some code that does it all for you! Seriously, excel 2007, why would you have a function that would allow me to hide A WHOLE WORKBOOK?!? Taught my techie Momma something new about Pivot Tables. #geek #excel Have…
An Excel file that takes 10 minutes to open isn’t such a bad thing — that gives you a little time to focus on your music career. And try to avoid the lightning bolts! Last night I had a nightmare I couldn’t find the REF error in an excel model. Work has officially consumed my…
Remember to move occasionally, while you’re working on your Excel files, so the lights don’t go out! Almost finished Christmas shopping.. there are more ambers & greens than reds on the spreadsheet and I’m even considering a pivot table #sad Still slightly shocked that I knew the answer to a mate’s excel formula problem After…
If your parents appreciated that gift of an Excel spreadsheet, maybe everyone would like one for Christmas. Think of the money you’ll save in gift spending! And it’s better than a fruitcake, right? I just merged EVERY cell on an excel spreadsheet and in doing so, created a new #art movement. when in order to…
If math and Satan had a child, and named it Excel, would it enjoy the music of Fleetwood Mac? If I printed out the excel spreadsheet, I would have a nice sized blanket How does Excel know everything before I do? Were already finishing each others sentences. Is this what learning feels like? Or love?…
It’s tempting to indulge in treats during the holiday season, so be careful with those office cakes, and Christmas cookies. Your doctor might like to see a chart of your bonbon consumption, along with your weight chart. Who wants to give me a fabulous new job? I can type like a demon & WILL make…
If you hear a guy “tutting” on the train, it’s probably because he’s seen your boss using a calculator to check the Excel totals. Why do Excel and I always fall out when it comes to making graphs? Aahh my graph looks good! Not bad for a girl who hasnt used microsoft excel in 3…
How did you spend the weekend? Entering research data into an Excel file? Writing a life plan? Learning a new language? Or just hoping they’d cancel work for today? yes. Dont you know you can make anything official with an excel chart? i’d appreciate if work will be cancelled tomorrow. not in the mood to…
Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets. My pivot table is lying to me!!! You know how screwed up markets are when you have to change the lower limits on your excel…
Have you recovered from your enormous holiday dinner? Here’s a light version of the Excel Twitter report, that you can read when you’ve finished shopping. Building a contacts worksheet in #Excel reminds me to tell ever one to use Data Validation it takes a little bit long to set up but worth it What kind…
Happy Thanksgiving! Even on the holidays, Excel doesn’t have a chance to rest. It’s busy helping you prepare dinner, and cooking up your list for Black Friday shopping. I love that my Thxgvg shopping list is Excel spreadsheet I can print each year – no hours of recipe research, no stress. Tradition rocks. I’ll be…
If you just need to create hyperlinks, Excel might not be the best tool. It’s great for counting kids though – if you know how to do the COUNT formula! Let me finish this project… I’m becoming an excel pivot table expert. Exciting huh? making spreadsheet for my dad. I hope he hangs it on…
It’s not an Excel obsession, it’s a way of life! And you really need Excel this week, as you get ready for Thanksgiving. If you don’t have your spreadsheet set up yet, you can download my Excel Holiday Dinner Planner. There must be a word for excel obsession. It’s a real problem that affects millions…
Excel can lead to strange behaviour, and stupid questions, but you probably knew that already. It doesn’t count as an infographic if it is a chart that someone created in Excel. #fail Tonight was the first time in my life I think I’ve ever felt computer illiterate. I don’t know how to make a graph…
Have they ever done an Excel chart sketch on Saturday Night Live? If so, it probably featured Mr. Bill, looking scared! I once wrote a neural network that used Excel as a front-end. Now that was a spreadsheet! take this excel spreadsheet of the warfield seating chart & make a pretty graphic of it. spreadsheet…
If you have an accidental shot of caffeine, you could be up all night, working on Excel charts. Mom and Dad might be willing to help, but don’t phone your sister! two people are discussing their favourite excel charts. time to go home I love Excel and won’t have a bad word said against it…
If Excel lets you down, try some knitting, to help you relax. Or maybe an adult beverage would help – I’ve heard that raspberry beer is tasty. I apparently lost my old excel workbook with all of the development data. Time to pull stuff out of my hat. My boss is so funny: "if I…
There are days when real life is no fun, especially if you’re in an advanced Excel class, with a bunch of beginners. Make a few Excel charts, to pass the time. I wonder what percentage of #Excel files are actually spreadsheets in the true form? #BinaryBits YEAH!!!! After a long battle against those obnoxious numbers…
Yes, everything works better if you organize it in an Excel spreadsheet, especially if there will be 14 people attending. So don’t pay attention to the people who are snickering. turn it into a pivot table! whatever you’re doing… I keep using Photoshop shortcuts in Excel and Excel shortcuts in Notepad++. It might be time…
Yes, working with Excel can be dangerous. In addition to the frequent complaints about sore eyes and headaches, you can suffer from spreadsheet shoulder. Be careful out there! You know the day has got to be ending soon when you open an Excel spreadsheet and it auto-labels it Book 126 That’s right Excel charts and…
That tweeter makes it sound like using Excel to avoid project work is a bad thing! It’s more productive than sleeping or making coffee, right? I have to say that being neck-deep in a giant excel spreadsheet full of formulas and color coding is one of my fav places to be. #imanerd avoiding a project…
Even if you were very bad in a past life, you shouldn’t have to manually de-dupe 3500 lines of data in Excel. Maybe some big kid algebra would solve the problem. Take a few days off work and I lose all of my job-related skills except how to alt-tab back to excel when I hear…
Can you code? And do you know how to use a pivot table? Me too! We should get "I ♥ Spreadsheets mugs". Dear Microsoft Excel, Creating a simple bar graph should not be this difficult. Sincerlely, #pullingoutmyhair I love complex excel classes. I love complex excel classes. Microsoft excel is my friend. #forcedpositivethinking All people…
If you study computers for 7 years, and can’t make an Excel chart, your accountant will not be pleased. The Spreadsheet Queen will be disappointed too. my job title should just be "Spreadsheet Queen", and I could blast music and wear what I want as I create magic in Excel. Wow. I just found a…
Be careful! If you switch your wedding planner spreadsheet from Excel 2003 to Excel 2007, you might have to change the colour of the bridesmaids’ dresses. It grinds my gear when excel charts aren’t consistent. Who needs breakfast when you have lab reports & Microsoft Excel? #FML Who knew one excel spreadsheet could evoke: MASS…
Do you know what an Excel pivot table is, and can you can make the complex charts that your boss needs? If not, bring donuts, for some job security. The answer to 99% of the questions is: Pivot Table. Gotta love Excel. It’s decided that one of the rows in my spreadsheet should be 2…
Nice to see that professors are keeping things classy in the Excel classroom. Their students, including Jim Class, must be wiping away tears of laughter. Just e-mailed someone "I’LL REORDER THE ROWS IN THE EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND LET YOU KNOW." Some things shouldn’t be shouted. Stupid caps-lock. the power of the pivot table. tears are…
When you finish your Excel charts for homework, please start working on the bus timetable report. It should be colour coded, but please, don’t make it orange. So far, my new position at work has taught me how completely overrated Excel spreadsheets are. It took me two days to figure out how to make this…
If your Excel error cost the company millions, it might be time to start shopping – for a new job! I don’t always read fiction, but when I do it’s a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting. #fb Boss demands that I spreadsheet in word instead of excel #workinghardernotsmarter Praise the Excel gods for…