Even at 85% zoom, a blank Excel workbook doesn’t look any classier. However, it’s better than a worksheet filled with Transformer info. I love when people go they are advanced at excel. I’ve seen what IT can do with excel, your =sum(A+B) functions don’t make you advance I feel like I’m hazing this co-op: he’s…

Did Excel treat you nicely yesterday? It was Monday, and by the look of these tweets, things didn’t go well for everyone. Maybe the right kind of music helps. I feel much better about the bits of the world I can express in the form of an excel spreadsheet #nerd I find that pies are…

Excel can do almost anything, but you shouldn’t expect it to get marmalade out of the duvet. MySQL is cool and all, but why can’t we just run a website off of a complicated Excel spreadsheet? It’s only six hundred thousand cells with database references, what’s your problem excel? #waiting Just created a 19th tab…

Even if your boss asks you to do his Excel graphs, please don’t use words that would make your mother get out the bar of soap. This morning I spent 4 hrs creating a button on a spreadsheet which inserts an incremental digit into a cell when you click it. I’m ON FIRE Excel and…

Is your Excel world a commuter train, with suits and laptops, or is it magical land, with rainbows and unicorns? About to open Excel and start the dreaded spreadsheet. I loathe spreadsheets. I think in unicorns, rainbows and cotton candy. Eww, numbers. Crushing this excel project today. This is the first time I have used…

Yes, sometimes a day in Excel feels like a week in Wonderland. Or maybe that’s caused by the gin. Of course there’s evil in the world. Where else would excel spreadsheets come from? Who knew Excel could be so much fun. Just finished draft of a 75 page workbook. It’s colourful, and clickable! Tonight, after…

Focus on your work, instead of online shopping, and you might avoid tragedies, like accidentally deleting your Excel file. Work has made me addicted to Excel and online shopping. I’d forgotten how awkward Excel spreadsheet formulas could be. My boss is making me make an Excel spreadsheet of every check he wrote in 2010. Oh…

If your brain isn’t quite ready for Excel, try taking things step-by-step, to avoid a complete cell meltdown! My brain isn’t ready for Excel and Pivot Tables yet! #tooearly The last 2 hours of hate/confusion was resolved by refreshing all data in my pivot table. It doesn’t update with saves. Just seen Excel 2010 for…

Never sign up for an Excel workshop on parade day. That could lead to wine drinking, and crying. Why do I even try and learn on my own anymore? An hour of screwing with an Excel spreadsheet=nothing. 32 seconds on Google=everything’s done wow, having to google how to create a dropdown list in an excel…

It’s the weekend! Enjoy a movie, discover an old Excel Easter egg, or go on a cruise. Don’t spend all your time in the bowels of a spreadsheet. so the intern is asking me if she should create the SPREADSHEET in excel or word.. rare u kidding me!! gettin so crunk on this excel spreadsheet!!!…

Are you frozen in terror at the sight of an Excel workbook, like those Watership Down rabbits, facing a car? If so, try relaxing with some candles and a facial mask, before you tackle those charts. They think I’m too stupid to use MS Excel and I don’t mind that they think that way. Worst…

If you got a dollar for every spreadsheet that you created, you could hire someone else to teach your dad how to use Excel. Its official. The fact that I was the only person excited about what I learned in my microsoft excel class proves that im a nerd. Just spent the last 3 hours…

Should you settle for Excel’s default colour scheme? What if it’s windy, and you have 70 kids? It’s windy. I love this weather. I don’t know how to use Excel. I need to finish this project. I will teach myself how to use excel and make a spreadsheet of my finances like a real adult….

Did you spend Labour Day cursing at Excel, or locked in your fantasy football war room? I hope you took a little time off, and read a good Excel book at the beach. I don’t think I’ve ever been more grateful for the undo function on excel in my life Spent an hour trying to…

What a great idea! Every festival should have Excel on the big screen, and beer! There’s a lot of groaning coming from downstairs. Not sure what’s going on exactly, but I think it involves an Excel spreadsheet. i never thought i’d love index and match fxns in excel so much…lifesaver! :)) The extreme coupon show…

Did you know that Excel can help you cure a hangover, but can’t solve your chocolate problems? The key to kickin a hangover is completing a 20 page Excel spreadsheet in 50 mins. I promise What is the point creating a spreadsheet you can load 1 MM rows of data on if the program is…

How would you define proficiency in Excel? Pivot tables? Macros? Ability to sense the blue screen of death? My IT guy just told me he can see the Matrix…he can see the Matrix but can’t take the cell protection off my excel spreadsheet. You know it’s time for #VBA when you open an #Excel workbook…

If your fingers have fallen asleep from using Excel (or a calculator), it’s time to clock out! Best thing I ever heard :" he’s the only dude that sits in front of an excel sheet with a calculator…" LOVE IT ! I have a lot of respect for admin assistants who have to do a…

Yes, Excel has its own special language, but no cushions or flashing lights are included. You could write some code for the lights though, if you’re a boss in Excel. Oh my heavens…Excel has its own special language usually consisting of UGH and WHAT or How the heck? First one done In lab cuz I’m…

On behalf of Excel, I thank you for this prestigious award. Now, I’ll get back to my Gantt chart, and will ignore the computer buzzing. photoshop is great and all and i’m’a let you finish, but i think excel is the greatest software of all time. OF ALL TIME. 45 minutes of hard work and…

Did your power go out on the weekend, thanks to the hurricane, and keep you away from Excel? Or did you spend the weekend freezing in a tent, working on data validation? OK I’ll bite. What is a pivot table? Excel and royalty statements are going to be the death of me over the course…

If VLOOKUP is worth a dinner and movie, then pivot tables should be rewarded with at least a weekend at the spa. Or a small car. Just got movie tickets and a gift card for supper out for teaching someone to do vlookups in Excel. Wonder what I’ll get for pivot tables I need someone…

If you’re a digital Viking, can you still use Google to answer your Excel questions? I do love it when I can successfully use Excel to bludgeon data until it gives me what I want. I’m like a digital viking. Got way too excited after solving an excel problem #sadtimes Big boss, "how do I…

Yes, it’s hard to give up Excel 97, but have some ginger beer, or change the colours in the calendar, and you’ll feel better. How bad is it that I want it to be the weekend already? I just want a nice little break/vacation. One word; #Excel. People who work in cubicles resent microsoft for…

While you work on your Excel sheets today, try to love the challenges, and avoid jail time or PROcrastination. You know you’ve had it rough when doing excel spreadsheets for work is soothing. Oho now I need to learn how to use excel sheets. Sheesh. Didn’t realise filmmaking wd be so complicated. Anyway, I love…

Organized or OCD, that is the question. You can think about your answer, while you enter all the receipts for your trip. Printing out an excel page full of random numbers so my maths teacher thinks i did work… Dear Excel: If a cell has restricted values, can you only suggest auto-completions that comply with…

Having a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards. Today at work I learned an Excel spreadsheet has 65,536 rows… This also just happened to be the most interesting thing I saw/learned today Worked 5 hours on a spreadsheet only to have…

Crank up the volume while you work on the Excel files, and you’ll think that you’re back in your youth, enjoying an evening of laughs with friends. Well, maybe not, but it might drown out the annoying noob in the next cubicle. I remember the days when life was full of laughs, drinks &friends. That…

Is a barbeque more fun than getting a pivot table to look like the one in the book? I don’t think so! I just figured out how to make this freaking pivot table work!!!!! I’m declaring myself a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve done more work in Excel today than is healthy. Can see little grid lines when…

Do people like the boss’s wife, even though she doesn’t have many Excel skills? Remember those great Excel changes you all suggested? The boss’s wife, who does the books, couldn’t understand them. Now I have to revert. 1 down 3 to go, creating the worlds most powerful and influential bug testing matrix, using none other…

Keeping all your related fundraising data in different Excel files sounds like a great idea. What could possibly go wrong with that plan? Using Excel hurts me in the thinking part. Took me 4 flipping hours to create an excel supplies list…I need at least 12 hours of stupid to function normally after this Excel,…

If old Excel is stupid, and Excel 2010 is suckier, no wonder Excel is so complicated, and makes us sleepy. seriously excel is making me sleepy. or maybe just work. why the hell do i need to use excel for my finance assignments and tutes. EXCEL IS SO COMPLICATED…. I was so excited when I…

Don’t stay up until stupid o’clock, working on your Excel files. That could lead to eye problems, and sheets going psycho. Get excited, ladies and gentlemen. I’m breaking out the Excel line charts. I think I over did it with work today. I put so much information in the excel spreadsheet I feel like my…

If you colour code the entire Excel sheet, drink gallons of coffee, and watch a movie about monkeys, maybe the pivot table will work. #excel crash. so long work. i will attempt to craft a twin version, only stronger. my waterfall chart is now the most awesome one ever 😀 Excel triumph #didntknowihaditinme Love my…

Maybe you’d be excited about a macro that makes Excel say “sorry”, when it tells you how expensive your wedding is. I think ima sit here an re-type some old spreadsheets in excel to make it look like I’m doing sum work Dropkick Murpheys are slamming my eardrums while I work in Excel. Hopefully it…

Home is a good place to work on Excel. It’s quiet, so that makes it easier to recreate the genius, when necessary. Real bosses only work with Excel spreadsheets Excel is such a robust tool, Chuck Norris once conquered an entire country using a well layed out pivot table. It’d be nice if there is…