With the help of the Dixie Chicks and Harry Potter, you should become a Pivot Table Master in no time! Your Linkedin connections will be happy to endorse your new skills.
If you’re the only one in the room who can make a pivot table, maybe you can get some consulting work, or build a Role Playing Game that uses bullet points.
What kind of mother would refuse to help with an Excel chart? In her defence, maybe she had a migraine, or she was busy making charts in Word.
If you’re going to live through Groundhog Day, over and over again, make sure your Excel file isn’t crashing, and your hair looks nice.