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Excel Twitter 20110418

What’s wrong with running PowerPivot on XP? I don’t have to justify myself! But it’s strange that the tweeter assumes I’m a man – maybe I need more rainbows, and less dynamite, on my website. Wunderkind: a young lad with basic familiarity of Excel (today it was "The Pivot Table") in an office full of…

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Excel Twitter 20110416

Cursing John Walkenbach – didn’t they make a movie about that, starring John Cusack and Cameron Diaz? And speaking of movies, don’t let that Invesco video give you pie chart nightmares! Prior to this Excel class if my boss had asked me to Concatenate his Function I might have sued for harassment… Curse you Walkenbach!…

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Excel Twitter 20110411

Back to work after a lovely spring weekend, and some people are cringing when they open Excel. What about you? Hung over? Or Awesome? Burying myself in a spreadsheet, hiding from the METs playing consistently – consistently bad pitching, consistently bad clutch hitting… sleeeeeeeepppp – this spreadsheet was a far more complex mire of cells…

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Excel Twitter 20110408

The cautionary Excel tale warns about sorting disasters, but doesn’t mention frozen 3D pie charts or sunken pivot tables. Be careful out there! Spreadsheets have a more than passing resemblance to #battleship. ie: "You just sunk my pivot table!" I’ve never had any performance issues with my computer. But apparently running a pivot table on…

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Excel Twitter 20110406

  Paisley patterns, brain explosions, and dorky thoughts – all the ingredients for a spreadsheet of love! Haha, now using pivot tables in Excel to answer: ‘Are the Yankees really evil?’ We don’t need computers to know that… 🙂 #kipcamp Holy crap on a cracker. I am almost done with this EPIC SPREADSHEET. My shoulders…

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Excel Twitter 20110401

No April Fools in Excel – everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking. Transcribing names from a sign-in sheet to a spreadsheet…people have unbelievably messy handwriting!! I’m at that time at work where quickbooks, peachtree,…

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Excel Twitter 20110328

Even though I’m working with Excel again, I know it’s not Groundhog Day. And don’t call me Shirley! I’m the dreamer/opportunist, he’s the "let-me-do-the-excel-sheet-to-see-if-it’ll-work". It balances out. *smackhead* Stupid mistake in Excel formulas. Now have to redo like a thousand formulas. #hategradschool JUst made an F1 points spreadsheet. Like the ones me and dad used…

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Excel Twitter 20110311

Thundercats used to be popular at our house, but I never connected it with Excel. Twilight Zone, however, sounds like some shared spreadsheets that I’ve seen. Forgot to tag that with #excel , the Devil’s software. Or does #access hold that title? Dear clients: No, Excel can’t convert Photoshop graphics into live charts. I think…