Don’t stay up until stupid o’clock, working on your Excel files. That could lead to eye problems, and sheets going psycho. Get excited, ladies and gentlemen. I’m breaking out the Excel line charts. I think I over did it with work today. I put so much information in the excel spreadsheet I feel like my…
If you colour code the entire Excel sheet, drink gallons of coffee, and watch a movie about monkeys, maybe the pivot table will work. #excel crash. so long work. i will attempt to craft a twin version, only stronger. my waterfall chart is now the most awesome one ever 😀 Excel triumph #didntknowihaditinme Love my…
Maybe you’d be excited about a macro that makes Excel say “sorry”, when it tells you how expensive your wedding is. I think ima sit here an re-type some old spreadsheets in excel to make it look like I’m doing sum work Dropkick Murpheys are slamming my eardrums while I work in Excel. Hopefully it…
Home is a good place to work on Excel. It’s quiet, so that makes it easier to recreate the genius, when necessary. Real bosses only work with Excel spreadsheets Excel is such a robust tool, Chuck Norris once conquered an entire country using a well layed out pivot table. It’d be nice if there is…
If you are an Excel ninja wizard, maybe you get a magical hat and a black belt. For now, I’ll settle for more coffee. so apparently I am going to be some kind of Excel wizard or something? I wonder if they have Worksheet Hogwarts I think I push Excel a bit /too/ hard with…
Not many Excel related tweets yesterday. Maybe everyone was out doing their Christmas shopping. I spend more time with excel than with people I love #sadreality Did not know I could copy from Excel and paste into Paint and have my worksheet rendered as an image #tip Just made my Christmas shopping spreadsheet – yes…
Watch for circular references, or you might cause a banking crisis, and go easy on the Excel worksheet colours, to save ink. Boss: "If you create a colorful excel spreadsheet to send as an email, won’t it waste a lot of ink?" There’s a world chanpionship of Excel? Why didn’t I know this? I love…
No details on what that “stupid thing” was, that caused the Excel problems, but maybe it was a 3-D chart. Has anyone EVER been able to use #excel gazilion lines on a normal computer…great idea but would need a mainframe to maintain! #epic hang I don’t believe it. I’ll take an excel wizard IB analyst…
Hives, headaches, vodka and dark rooms – working with Excel is full of danger! I’m allergic to dairy, grass, #Wordpress & #Excel. Talk to the hand. That’s covered in hives #itsnotpretty My workbook has 14 worksheets, 48 charts and 97 named ranges… if there’s a reference problem, TELL ME WHERE IT IS DAMMIT! #excel #sux…
When you figure out what de-dup means, you can shout it from a mountain top! Or, just sit there, confused. I kind of want to shout my love for #excel from a mountain top, but since I’m sans mountain, Twitter’ll do. (I feel so efficient!) Wonderful morning training client on Excel in Basildon from my…
Shocking news – the paperclip guy in Excel actually helped someone! Maybe he showed someone how to turn off AutoCorrect. Note to self: excel is NoT a drawing software. I spent an hour drawing a stupid flange in excel I’m so sad I created a spreadsheet that shows you how much each player cost per…
Well, I know what a pivot table is, but had to Google to learn about Lamingtons. They might make the day seem shorter, if you’re spending 8 hours staring at an Excel sheet. ate a lamington the size of a baby’s head and had my mind blown by a pivot table #gooddayattheofice Working with #Excel…
You know it’s a slow weekend for Excel tweets, when the most exciting news is that someone’s dad is Mr. Excel. I wonder if dad knows about that tattoo. Found out today that dad’s work nickname was Mr. Excel. And ppl wonder why I have a computer emblem tattooed on my body lol I’m such…
There’s no crying in Excel! Or hiding under your desk, playing Twister. A virtual shredder sounds fun though. Quiet at work. Playing twister alone under my desk using paper as a makeshift mat, & a random number generator in excel tells me what to do. Drowning under excel charts & graphs. Which subhuman deemed this…
Should a spreadsheet last forever? Maybe not, but get rid of it when it starts to smell dirty. I’m creating sales thermometers and tachometers in Excel today. I love my job! I should not be this proud of a completed Excel spreadsheet. …just overheard my 50 year old boss refer to a color coded excel…
You can lead an Excel user to macros, but you can’t make him enable. Please keep that in mind when you’re speaking Excel, or trying to divide by zero. Have you reached the maximum number of cells allowed in an excel worksheet? I have. Twice. In 1 day. Made serious progress with the data today….
Would you rather eat a pre-packaged butty, or work on Excel? If you choose Excel, we’ll throw in a hammer, and some gin. A guy I work near uses with pivot tables. He’s French. Occasionally hear a burst of French expletives surrounding "pivot table" I know it’s silly, but I feel like a computer whiz…
As long as it’s only part of your brain that melted, you’ll be fine. Talk to your boss about easing pain points, and then get back to work on that pivot table. I think this spreadsheet just melted part of my brain. Only I could wake up at 6 am to create an excel spreadsheet…
What’s your record for the number of Excel files open at one time? Did you have to stay at work an extra minute, to close them all? 50 #excel spreadsheets open at work.. 5 short of my record set on monday.. #organizationiskey Hmmm…this Excel workbook I’m crunching data in will soon have over 40 worksheets….
Yes, Excel pivot tables are sexy, but you shouldn’t use them to keep track of little league cursing. Or maybe I read that wrong! Once I open a Microsoft excel worksheet, my iq drops to the negative range.. About to nerd out on Excel. You know you’re a nerd when the idea of teaching pivot…
If you want your boss to think you’re a genius, use Excel. Even if you don’t like math, your work will look legit. Sometimes the things I can do with a pivot table scare me. Next week I will try my hand at time travel. I’m the only one n this office who can fill…
There are many uses for Excel workbooks, but did you know that it could plan a pregnancy? I’m not sure how I feel about that. Working on new #analytics spreadsheets. I get way too excited when I have enough data to freeze panes in #excel. #thesimplethings I should clarify, my love of Excel is completely…
The boss could at least wait until you get home, before asking you to do more Excel work! Make sure he asks you to review the right data. You can do anything with #excel You can #cook a #cake with #excel Hi Boss, I love spending five hours copying & pasting data between Excel files…
Really, what’s wrong with taking notes in Excel? Or making an ancestry pie chart? Or calculating which sweet snack to eat? Sitting in an all-day meeting. The person next to me is taking notes in excel. #facepalm Ancestry Pie: An Excel sheet that creates a group of ancestry pie charts to mimic an ancestor tree….
What made your heart soar with merriment this weekend? Chocolate and ice cream? Draaitabellen? Racing sheets? Excel pickup lines? I’m not good on excel, but I did work at Disney World… -my sister you love it! write an excel filter to destroy them! FYI: To those that are trying to further their career/professional life, learn…
Please learn to love Excel, and get your pivot tables and formulas done quickly. The poor, hungry cats are depending on you! No matter how I code it, #VBA and #excel cannot handle 3,889,440 cells very quickly. My computer refuses to open two Excel files at once. Hey computer, who’s the boss in this relationship?…
Forget the double-entendres and stick with the simple, but timeless, Excel jokes. For example, use a clever pun, like “for sum reason”. Thanks microsoft excel for making me look like an idiot at work today also i have solved the mystery of the missing event! i now have an excel spreadsheet named "problemsolvinggenius" today is…
Happy Bastille Day! Break free from the spreadsheet cells, and have some geeky fun – far, far away from Excel. Nothing more satisfying than all night long working on one excel workbook and having your boss open it to say "this is awesome." Even my boss thinks I’m only kidding when I say Excel can…
If Excel had been around during that 1969 moon landing, would it have helped with the planning? Or would it have crashed? Microsoft’s latest funny video celebrates moon landing with #Excel 2010 http://t.co/NmGxS2y via @WinRumors Today I fixed a problem in Excel that has plagued me for four days. The solution shouldn’t work b/c its…
Yes, Excel has challenges for all types of users. Some are struggling with colour schemes, and others are solving problems with a symmetric matrix of distances. Problem with good weekends is the out of sorts feeling that bedevils me on Mondays. Excel doesn’t have the same pull as… Well, anything! Don’t tell anyone, but I…
It was a weekend packed with Excel fun, and the occasional argument, settled by a pie chart. Created an Excel spreadsheet so I can keep golf scores easily on my phone. I heart #WP7 Saturday Night. Knee deep in an Excel Spreadsheet. Living the dream! They giving out degrees for learning how to work excel…
Eye insurance would certainly be useful when working with Excel. And some days the boss needs extra insurance too, after messing with your spreadsheets! I didn’t include Excel 2000 because I think we all really would like to forget it ever existed Ugh barely been here 30 min and I’m already mad!!!! WHY does my…
Do you crank up The Boss, or laugh at the boss, while working on your code and formulas in Excel? General Guidelines: If you need a 150 pg document to explain what your #Excel spreadsheet does, you shouldn’t be using an #Excel spreadsheet Early afternoon vlookups -__-..oh how I love Excel! I am forming a…
Relax – don’t worry about those extra sheets in every Excel file. Let something else, like pivot tables, be the reason for your meltdown. Why do people never delete the extra worksheets in an excel workbook when uploading? #OCDrant The distinction between active charts and active objects, Charts and ChartObjects is making me sleepy.#excel #VBA…
Please remember that Excel is fun, especially if you’re not having a good day, and lacking caffeine. I hate excel. If I write in my very best handwriting, how unprofessional is it for me to just write out this stupid grant review chart… Has everyone had a good day? Let me know on a scale…
Harry Potter might be able to prevent Excel from crashing. If not, he could certainly whip you up a nice cup of tea, to help you recover. Looking at 60 hrs of #Microsoft Access and Excel pivot tables this week. I’d rather be at a #Nickelback concert poking my eyes out I am in awe…