Back to work after a lovely spring weekend, and some people are cringing when they open Excel. What about you? Hung over? Or Awesome? Burying myself in a spreadsheet, hiding from the METs playing consistently – consistently bad pitching, consistently bad clutch hitting… sleeeeeeeepppp – this spreadsheet was a far more complex mire of cells…

Unlike Marshall’s company, we don’t have a graphics department. But if we had one, they could work on the Zombie Apocalypse prediction charts. I hate it when info for a spreadsheet is plopped in my lap at the last second, and i’m told to "make sense of all this". Excel – you are rubbish, I…

The cautionary Excel tale warns about sorting disasters, but doesn’t mention frozen 3D pie charts or sunken pivot tables. Be careful out there! Spreadsheets have a more than passing resemblance to #battleship. ie: "You just sunk my pivot table!" I’ve never had any performance issues with my computer. But apparently running a pivot table on…

Some people love Excel, and are applauded for their efforts. Others think Excel is a nightmare, and too cruel to use. Got bored at work, tried to make a game in Excel during dead time. You know what? Excel is not an effective platform for entertainment. In lecture bored, I learned about charts in Excel…

  Paisley patterns, brain explosions, and dorky thoughts – all the ingredients for a spreadsheet of love! Haha, now using pivot tables in Excel to answer: ‘Are the Yankees really evil?’ We don’t need computers to know that… 🙂 #kipcamp Holy crap on a cracker. I am almost done with this EPIC SPREADSHEET. My shoulders…

Mumbling and swearing about Excel? That sounds like every time of the year, not just a specific month! You could turn up the Aerosmith, to drown it out. Ooo it’s that time of the year where Kayleigh can be found mumbling and swearing about Excel whilst surrounded by reams of paper <3 Queries, formulas, &…

Did you enjoy a beautiful, sunny weekend, far away from Excel spreadsheets? Some of us weren’t so lucky, but a glass of wine at the end of the day can help. Excel shouldn’t be allowed to work on sunny days #spreadsheetshavetakenovermylife Saturday night is meant to involve me being recklessly drunk but instead I’m sat…

Much of my best Excel work is done in a sleep deprived, hunger induced state of madness. Maybe I’ll stare at relaxed cats on the Internet, and call it a night. a guy who sits across the aisle from me had a problem with excel loading an add-in. IT replaced his computer. #coworkers I just…

No April Fools in Excel – everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking. Transcribing names from a sign-in sheet to a spreadsheet…people have unbelievably messy handwriting!! I’m at that time at work where quickbooks, peachtree,…

Wouldn’t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier! Learned to make pie charts in Excel and iron dress pants Taken me 5+ mins to find out how to remove a ‘password to modify’ from an Excel 2010 spreadsheet…

Times might be tough, but you really should be working for food! Brush up on your Excel skills, and get a better job. Just traded my boss an excel report for string cheese and an apple. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. #mature When your boss ask you to gather information…

Good question – what is your definition of an Excel ninja? The ability to turn spreadsheets lilac? Doing inventory work while drinking beer? Spending a day in excel doing inventory work for clients isn’t that bad when you’re sitting in the sun with a beer! #mondayjoy i swear. since when does 11-20 automatically mean 1st…

Even though I’m working with Excel again, I know it’s not Groundhog Day. And don’t call me Shirley! I’m the dreamer/opportunist, he’s the "let-me-do-the-excel-sheet-to-see-if-it’ll-work". It balances out. *smackhead* Stupid mistake in Excel formulas. Now have to redo like a thousand formulas. #hategradschool JUst made an F1 points spreadsheet. Like the ones me and dad used…

Whether you’re in fashion school or helping grandma, Excel can help. And if you forget how to calculate percentages, a pie chart might not be the best long term solution. Got the most confusing spreadsheet from customer wanting me to fill it in, but it was sent as read-only. Someone needs an Excel class… Watching…

If Excel work is making you depressed, take a break, and jot down a few new ideas. Or maybe Satan could teach you to play the blues. Tonight, when I get home, I am going to write a love song about Microsoft Excel. What’s not to love when you solve problems of the dreaded excel…

It was the opposite of a sunny day here yesterday, so there was no temptation to stop working in Excel and go outside. Ok. Folks. Can someone tell me if YIELD in excel takes in the dirty price or the clean price? I never thought I’d say this but Excel’s help function just helped me…

Things can turn ugly when Excel processes go rogue, and Excel demons appear. A pivot table wizard or flux capacitor might solve the problem. Excel is suddenly crashing every time I try to save a workbook. Did Adobe buy Microsoft this morning and I missed it? ALTHOUGH it used to be easier in earlier versions…

I hope your day in Excel didn’t leave you feeling pivot brained and body slammed! That could result in your talking like a pirate. Instead of playing pokemon I am instead making an excel worksheet. Does this mean I’m an adult now? This may come as a shock to you, but staring at the #Excel…

People must have worked with Excel formulas all weekend, because there were several tweets about brackets. There was probably lots of pivoting too. Oh my DAYS I am obscenely happy with this color coded production schedule I just made in #excel – it’s almost TOO sexy for safe consumption. In VBA used "Dim i,j as…

Is Excel heaven filled with spreadsheets of doom? Should we blame Microsoft? Ah, it’s the weekend — you can worry about that on Monday. Instead of working I’m playing with Excel pivot charts. Which is still technically working, but not a priority so I am kind of slacking. Just been called into the training room…

Did you get punked by Excel today? Is the Ribbon making you crazy? Or are you loving Excel…pour le moment? Sometimes I get bribes like this at work via email – Subject: can u help me again with excel? we have beer come over #work J’ai trouvé !! #Excel je t’aime !!!!!!! … Pour le…

Save your Excel work as you go along — that should reduce the amount of crying, even when you’re helping the boss. No matter what Microsoft critics have to say, Excel has got to be open of the greatest software applications ever written. #microsoft #excel Fine then, Excel. I will use a pivot table, but…

Watching the Sharks probably affects your blood pressure, so keep track in Excel, and report the results to your doctor. i’m succeeding in my mission to do as little work as possible today. its almost 11am and i haven’t finished a single excel sheet yet. I’m having way too much fun playing with charts in…

Based on these tweets posted yesterday, it must have been a Monday. What other day of the week has wrestling matches, creepy messages and Apocalypse Now? If I don’t say so myself, this spreadsheet full of projections just might make sense. really creeps me out when #excel asks you to save changes to spreadsheet you…

Find a boyfriend who can organize the Olympic Games in Excel, and he won’t have any problem planning a Vegas trip or wedding later. Good choice! I just used the array function on Excel spreadsheet. Feeling extremely genius bout myself now. Lol 🙂 if my excel work is correct, the answer is: 600 Ur my…

Let’s put on some Duke Ellington, crack open a monthly revenue report in Excel, and party like it’s 36525. Dear @Microsoft , Excel 2010 is buggy and is making more and more work for me. Productivity: Zero. #officehaiku I thought #Excel couldn’t be any worse than I’d already discovered it to be, but it always…

Thundercats used to be popular at our house, but I never connected it with Excel. Twilight Zone, however, sounds like some shared spreadsheets that I’ve seen. Forgot to tag that with #excel , the Devil’s software. Or does #access hold that title? Dear clients: No, Excel can’t convert Photoshop graphics into live charts. I think…

Today’s Excel lessons — never correct your wife, use your powers to help your dad, and don’t annoy macro-writing co-workers. Turns out the problem was having Excel open at the same time as Word. #ffs I go from my store yday, where it was so busy I couldn’t eat, to my new store. where I…

It’s Excel poetry day, according to these tweets. Do you prefer the COUNTIF poem, or the better known IF poem? And IF you’re not in the mood for poetry, you can draw circles and eat cake. I am having a bad data day.#excel #sass Want to make a Google map from a spreadsheet of stuff?…

Yes, if you tweet less, you’ll probably get more done — unless your brain goes numb from staring at Excel! excel – proof that satan does walk among us here on earth. that and the starbucks at the airport. And xcelsius only mimics Excel. It lacks many functions, and its charts are nowhere near as…

What did you do on the weekend? Finish your ironing? Sleep? Work on lab reports? Analyze your poker swings? Colour your Excel worksheets? Points? Bars? What is this madness? We need PIE CHARTS. THOSE are the best way to show our data. #excel #biologists trying to teach myself how to make charts & graphs in…

Some Excel files look a bit cheesy, but I didn’t know that a specific variety of cheese caused problems. Maybe the Emmental creates holes in the data. My boss told me to make my Excel spreadsheets more exciting. New Excel 2010 resource center for IT professionals on TechNet! http://cot.ag/dPtDvS is it weird that I got…

If you work on your Excel spreadsheets while driving, you probably won’t need to worry about a pension. Insert your own "crashing Excel" joke here. I just used a pension calculator. My God thats a depressing spreadsheet. Office challenge: How would you improve this #Excel spreadsheet | TechRepublic http://dlvr.it/J587y It would help if I made…

Maybe that Mom with OCD could do the calculation on how much space is wasted by the extra sheets in a blank Excel file. Playing with an Excel spreadsheet for the first time in a year, and surprising myself how much I’d forgotten. Am I the last person in the U.S. to not know how…

Don’t let Scotland Yard find out that you’re working on charts in the middle of the night. That might make you a suspect! Gonna get screwed tomorrow for not lying well enough on the Excel spreadsheet. Honesty is overrated, what do you all think? Microsoft access is really smart. But I’m in love with excel….

Check your calendars — it’s March 1st, not February 29th. And please don’t write on your monitor. I don’t understand solving problem in excel by solver D: Took me a while to work out why Excel wouldn’t auto-convert 29/2 to a date. Doh! Grease pen or highlighter. Drawn directly on the monitor. Always the best…