A caramel latte doesn’t sound too appealing, but that PowerPivot expo might be useful, for developing new skills in Excel. And some of the sessions are free! I’m using an Excel spreadsheet with 53,000 rows…my computer is complaining. After a morning of intense work on #excel…I never want to use it again so…..i kinda told…
Tears, migraines and nightmares – how is your spreadsheet day going? Is that Excel file staring at you for a change? I know – what a nightmare eh? My excel spreadsheet is staring at me from the other computer! Have i mentioned lately how much it stinks to make an excel spreadsheet work like a…
The weather must be getting better – there weren’t many people tweeting about Excel over the weekend. I’d keep an eye on the guy who’s collecting tail numbers though. My nerdery for the day: #unlocked a protected Excel workbook with a #VBscript. Full control in 3… 2… 1… #SuperNerd Just took me 5 attempts to…
Excel involves magic, art, and crazy formulas – just ask that princess from the pivot table comic. Thanks to plenty of practice over the past 2 weeks, I can now say I am a complete master at microsoft excel. And I feel like such a #boss Why is it that every question someone asks me…
If you had to plan a festival, you’d use Excel, wouldn’t you? And remember to make a backup copy, so you don’t lose an entire, highly-detailed workbook. just got to work and found out i lost an entire excel spreadsheet. #itsgoingtobeagreatday Managed to get my excel worksheet to spend 2 minutes recalculating my formulas across…
Didn’t they cancel football for this year? Maybe that was just a dream that I had, after my brain was fried from using Excel. I have, quite possibly, the greatest football prediction table for next season. Little bit excited! #Excel My eyes!!! Spreadsheet blindness has set in. All I can see is formula and squares…
Well, pivot tables are “wicked awesome”, so that song adaptation from Wicked is perfect! Lessons learnt today: When you’re going to make Excel search through 9000 rows 9000 times, save your work first. You know you’ve created something useful in #Excel when you have 10 different bracket colors in a function… I love putting formulas…
There are countless tweets this week about a new application that makes Facebook look like Excel. If you’re that bored, it might be better to play a game of Solitaire. We just made a really awesome and totally color-coded spreadsheet re: house hunting. Our realtor is going to laugh at us. #nerds Back to the…
Excel is exciting, not boring, and it isn’t the boss of you. But I’m a mom, and easily impressed. Moms are easily impressed by anything relating to Excel. Teach them to make a spreadsheet and you’re a hero. If there has ever been a great reason to add more RAM to your machine its #PowerPivot…
It’s Father’s Day this weekend, so here’s a collection of past tweets that feature Dads and Excel. My dad sent me an Excel spreadsheet I made for his business when I was a kid. He still uses it. I am oddly touched by this. i love my dad, he is visiting nyc for his b…
If you write a gigundo macro, maybe Excel can put those numbers in automatically. And it might turn on the ceiling fan too! Open a spreadsheet and put some numbes in. That always looks busy & important. 😉 Why doesn’t Excel have auto-numbering? Such a stupid mistake. How to fix a problem spreadsheet. Post long…
Excel is supposed to follow the laws of math? It’s okay that I don’t know this right?? if/then code in excel. It’s fun when it works If your job description includes "Making charts", slowly step away from Excel and read any one of Edward Tufte’s books Can some one tell me why two open MS…
Can you remember what the colour codes in an Excel file mean? Even if you created them an hour ago? Make a list, on one of those extra worksheets, so you’ll remember. spend a month working on an "idiot proof" spreadsheet and they’ll send you a greater idiot. . . #screwit #youdoit I’m about to…
It’s not clear when that Excel Datascope add-in will be available, but it does look funky. In the meantime, you can drink coffee and work on your pivot table skills. The spreadsheet was invented in 1972 by Mr Lotus "Supercalc" Excel to work out who still owed him money after a night out at a…
Daddy is right – you should have a budget in Excel, especially if you’re a bride. But then you’ll need a real job, to help pay for everything, so the budget works. At my last job I made a nice spreadsheet for someone only to have them print it out, write on it and fax…
Be careful that you don’t Excel yourself! You might strain your eyes (or worse), and you won’t be able to read those hieroglyphics. Getting ready to "play" in excel. Might be an all day kinda thing, but at least I don’t have to deal with stupid people. I have brain ache from trying to do…
Punching Excel in the face is not recommended. If you need a break, play some iTunes, or clean your car. I wonder, can you use an Excel macro to add a macro to a workbook? #thingsnormalpeopledontthinkabout So I pasted my #iTunes library into #Excel so I can finally answer the question "What kind of music…
Did you know that Excel was originally used by dinosaurs? Despite that long history, it’s not a very good copy machine, and it makes people cry. Today a bible phrase mysteriously showed up in my excel spreadsheet. No lie. Totally freaked me out I might be closer then ever to becoming an #excel nerd… and…
Excel might be prone to errors, and crash occasionally, but it can recover a file from 1601, and help you make a wedding cake. That should come in handy. Microsoft: make the default colour palette in Excel ‘softer’ so I don’t have to cover my eyes when looking at spreadsheets. Thanks. Was doing a report…
There’s an Excel joke in today’s tweets, but at least it isn’t toilet humour. That might affect our grades. I showed someone how to delete columns from their excel spreadsheet today. I’m the expert around here, you know. Have you ever used column AAY in an excel spreadsheet? I have. (things to do before I…
Cavemen had plenty of problems, but they didn’t have to worry about pivot tables or VLookups, or wasting time in Twitter. What should I say to a client that wants to open my Excel (2003) sheet in Microsoft works? to solve this problem, you either need excel, or patience, and i know that none of…
Not many Excel tweets on yesterday – I guess everyone was outside, enjoying the sunshine, and drinking beer. Well, almost everyone – a few people were stuck inside, staring at pretty spreadsheets. Oh for the love of GOD…I am having to hold this customer’s hand to fill out an ORDER FORM! It’s just an Excel…
Knights of the Pivot Table – I hope they’re smarter than the knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hmmm…maybe the Holy Grail was a trouble-free Excel workbook! Excel is like the master bedroom of the house – you’ll always end up there. And sometimes for work and sometimes for play. Just solved a…
What do you need to get through an Excel session? Tequila? Chinese food? Onion soup? Finishing up that #Excel thingy this morning. Then I’m having tequila for lunch. #thatsall Taught myself the basics of #excel pivottables today, avoiding mostly-pointless classes. #smallvictories Oh my gosh… My boss accidentally deleted my entire Saturday’s worth of work on…
Would you rather work on an Excel worksheet with a textured background image, or a long, green boring one? An Alexander Keith’s might kill the boredom, but couldn’t block out the scary background. Should you be worried when you start talking to your spreadsheet? #insanity Way to have worst client moments from the in-house IT…
Yes, it’s great to work from home, but you might need a black belt in Excel, to convince your employer that it’s a good idea. Or make a mean latte. If you merge all cells in #Excel, can you create a living organism? If you can, will it run on #Microsoft’s #DNA? Huh? Excel is…
Man vs. Excel? Harry Potter vs. Spreadsheet? Is that how the world will end? Or will it just fizzle out in a wet week? We’ve had plenty of those lately. I’ve been missing Excel so much, I made this pie chart at a kids indoor play centre. Next up..pivot tables http://t.co/m2wIEUY Hmmm. Is it wrong…
Are you really a man if you know how to use HLOOKUP and a pivot table? Or do you also need to know how to create a football spreadsheet? A nice relaxing spreadsheet will sort you out mate my classmates would be so proud, I’m actually using #excel, but not for school, still need #wine…
Calculating a moon trajectory or getting the hang of Excel pivot tables. Just another day of Nerd World Problems. it’s not rocket science people! it’s an excel spreadsheet! Ever sat for 2 hours managing an excel spreadsheet? Tension in my shoulders caused by boredom, stress or just cause I don’t do spreadsheets! I would rather…
Put on your glasses, and guess that Excel password, if you dare! I’d rather spend the time admiring my pivot table’s awesomeness. Creating charts in excel and feeling good about it is a complete #fail Man, I love Excel. And, yes, I may be the nerdiest human being on the face of the planet. I’m…
Maybe that spreadsheet had so many colours that it looked like the dog’s breakfast, and that’s why the dog ate it! Dog’s eaten my excel spreadsheet. Ahwell. currently doing excel spreadsheets at work but was never told exactly what to do and my boss left this mornin for vegas #shouldbeinteresting excel worksheet: 596 rows X…
You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans. Sometimes one of the most challenging things @ work is deciphering another person’s excel worksheet. It’s like decoding a treasure map! Still staring at excel, I have…
Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects. I’m in cut & paste hell. Similar to spreadsheet hell, only slightly to the left. Code Red? Did you start using MS Excel and start liking it? 😉 google docs has Pivot Tables! Now…
Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets. i love my mama – but i’m do not like teaching her how to use Microsoft Excel. #pullinghairoutnow Circular reference warning? Who cares – because there…
That 8-year-old could probably figure out a way to monetize staring at a spreadsheet. Let’s hope that she doesn’t end up working for the government! Has anyone figured out how to monetize pretending that you’re looking at a spreadsheet at work? SumIf formulas are my new best friend, Vlookups can go play in the traffic….
When was the last time you were rewarded for your good work in Excel? Did you get a nice bonus cheque, or some jajangmyun? Yes, I had to Google that! Making an Excel spreadsheet of all the TV shows I want to watch categorized by on/off air, starting/catching up, etc. Yes I am that geeky….