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Excel Twitter 20120822

A jug of wine, some Mozart, and air conditioning ā€“ the perfect ending for an exhausting day with Excel. I was just called over to someone’s office to help them delete a worksheet from excel. This job makes me look good. Excel returned a "Catastrophic failure" error today. Guess Microsoft feels that having me code…

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Excel Twitter 20120815

Try to avoid sacrificing any Excel files today, especially if you’re organizing the next Olympics in that spreadsheet. Asking my dad how much hamburger I should buy for a barbecue inevitably leads to intense number crunching and complicated Excel charts. Is it possible to hide a whole spreadsheet accidentally? Or is that my Excel sacrifice…

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Excel Twitter 20120808

If your brain is too frazzled, you won’t be able decide if food is more important than Excel. And why do shopping carts and office buildings look like spreadsheets? For a simple tool it’s amazing the carnage you can cause when you send the wrong Excel spreadsheet out #cockup #biblicalscale #sadpanda I’ll stab myself with…

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Excel Twitter 20120807

If you’re going to dream about pivot tables, make sure you get them working right, and give yourself a few stars when you finish them. Iā€™d like to see any of these so-called Olympians do a VLOOKUP or manage a pivot table. #LearnedInGradSchool An Excel spreadsheet brings clarity to any situation. For example, today I…

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Excel Twitter 20120806

If someone leaves an Excel training brochure on your office chair today, just ignore it. You’re only having trouble because the coffee isn’t working. If they had an Excel spreadsheet pivot table making competition, I might watch more. #London2012 Just spent way too long making up an Excel workbook for budgeting throughout the year. I…

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Excel Twitter 20120726

While your creative mind is busy with number crunching today, remember to save your Excel file occasionally. That absolutely horrible moment when you realize you made a typo in a formula…on 60 different worksheets. #excel #excelproblems #fml I just love it when I discover a simple formula for something I’ve already spent 30 minutes manually…

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Excel Twitter 20120725

Pink spreadsheets might be perfect for your Excel wedding plan files, but not for business reports. People will think that you’ve been smoking something! everyone that I work with makes the most boring excel sheets all of mine are color coded in all different shades of pink. You know you’re an industrial engineer when you…

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Excel Twitter 20120723

Working successfully in Excel requires a delicate balance of latte, Mountain Dew and chart fumes. But be careful, some charts create a surplus of fumes! Accidentally hid an excel workbook and thought I had lost it- -who came up with such a feature?!?! #terrifying Intern candidate sent in her resume in an Excel spreadsheet…as my…

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Excel Twitter 20120717

Did you get your pivot table skills from your parents, who are Excel geniuses? Or are they having a screaming match about Excel, while you yell at charts? Finally completed one excel spreadsheet!! I’ve been staring at the same excel spreadsheet since 11am this morning. I’d like to try waterboarding now. My parents are Microsoft…