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Excel Twitter 20110408

The cautionary Excel tale warns about sorting disasters, but doesn’t mention frozen 3D pie charts or sunken pivot tables. Be careful out there! Spreadsheets have a more than passing resemblance to #battleship. ie: "You just sunk my pivot table!" I’ve never had any performance issues with my computer. But apparently running a pivot table on…

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Excel Twitter 20110401

No April Fools in Excel – everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking. Transcribing names from a sign-in sheet to a spreadsheet…people have unbelievably messy handwriting!! I’m at that time at work where quickbooks, peachtree,…

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Excel Twitter 20110328

Even though I’m working with Excel again, I know it’s not Groundhog Day. And don’t call me Shirley! I’m the dreamer/opportunist, he’s the "let-me-do-the-excel-sheet-to-see-if-it’ll-work". It balances out. *smackhead* Stupid mistake in Excel formulas. Now have to redo like a thousand formulas. #hategradschool JUst made an F1 points spreadsheet. Like the ones me and dad used…

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Excel Twitter 20110311

Thundercats used to be popular at our house, but I never connected it with Excel. Twilight Zone, however, sounds like some shared spreadsheets that I’ve seen. Forgot to tag that with #excel , the Devil’s software. Or does #access hold that title? Dear clients: No, Excel can’t convert Photoshop graphics into live charts. I think…

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Excel Twitter 20110304

If you work on your Excel spreadsheets while driving, you probably won’t need to worry about a pension. Insert your own "crashing Excel" joke here. I just used a pension calculator. My God thats a depressing spreadsheet. Office challenge: How would you improve this #Excel spreadsheet | TechRepublic http://dlvr.it/J587y It would help if I made…